Turn on, sneak in, and get kicked out at SeaWorld Orlando

April 29, 2009, 12:04 PM · Kudos to the security team at SeaWorld Orlando for yesterday taking out someone who ought not be anywhere near a theme park.

And kudos as well to the Orange County, Florida sheriff's deputy who prepared a "stunning" report about the incident. Here's the Sentinel's summary.

Go read it. I'm at a loss to describe the weirdness of which some people are capable. I am, however, disappointed that Shamu didn't Tweet this.

Replies (12)

April 29, 2009 at 1:16 PM · Great story you had me at : A sweaty, shirtless man on LSD
April 29, 2009 at 1:35 PM · Don't Taze me Shamu!
April 29, 2009 at 2:49 PM · Jeez! Inver thought that guy was going to go down!
April 29, 2009 at 4:15 PM · The nominees for TPI comment of the year are

Brian Emery ...

(And by the way, Mr. Niles, "TPI Comment of the Year" is an award-worthy consideration).

The winner could have a little plaque ... if he didn't brush regularly.

April 29, 2009 at 5:00 PM · wow!!!
April 29, 2009 at 7:40 PM · This is the funniest theme park story I've ever heard. I literally LOL'd. I really wish I could have been there.
April 30, 2009 at 7:11 AM · There had to have been I TPI person there, please send in pictures if you got them LOL I too laughed so hard at that story
April 30, 2009 at 8:28 AM · He just wanted to cool off at aquatica...
April 30, 2009 at 8:56 AM · Anybody with pictures will quickly become my best friend.
April 30, 2009 at 1:36 PM · Yikes, I just went to go see the Grateful Dead at MSG in NY the other night and I saw plenty of shirtless men on LSD. I have heard of getting in touch with things on Psychedelics, but never a taser gun. My good god, I can't even imagine what was going through this guys mind!!!!


Man, read the whole article at the sentinel.

I love the fact that he got away and started using a trash can cover as a shield. I am speechless on how awesome this is.

April 30, 2009 at 1:57 PM · Thanks Sea World! You know how to catch an unpaying, drugged hitman before he wreck havoc on the tourists and locals!
April 30, 2009 at 8:18 PM · "I love the fact that he got away and started using a trash can cover as a shield. I am speechless on how awesome this is."

Perhaps it is time for the rest of the Avengers to sit Captain America down for an intervention. For a superhero, he has really started to embarrass himself publicly. :)

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