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Turn on, sneak in, and get kicked out at SeaWorld OrlandoBy Robert Niles
Kudos to the security team at SeaWorld Orlando for yesterday taking out someone who ought not be anywhere near a theme park.Published: April 29, 2009 at 12:04 PM And kudos as well to the Orange County, Florida sheriff's deputy who prepared a "stunning" report about the incident. Here's the Sentinel's summary. Go read it. I'm at a loss to describe the weirdness of which some people are capable. I am, however, disappointed that Shamu didn't Tweet this.
Readers' OpinionsFrom Anthony Murphy on April 29, 2009 at 1:35 PM
Don't Taze me Shamu! From Nick Markham on April 29, 2009 at 2:49 PM
Jeez! Inver thought that guy was going to go down! From TH Creative on April 29, 2009 at 4:15 PM
The nominees for TPI comment of the year are Brian Emery ... (And by the way, Mr. Niles, "TPI Comment of the Year" is an award-worthy consideration). The winner could have a little plaque ... if he didn't brush regularly. From Eli Katzman on April 29, 2009 at 5:00 PM
wow!!! From Joshua Counsil on April 29, 2009 at 7:40 PM
This is the funniest theme park story I've ever heard. I literally LOL'd. I really wish I could have been there. From David on April 30, 2009 at 7:11 AM
There had to have been I TPI person there, please send in pictures if you got them LOL I too laughed so hard at that story From 204.108.16.156 on April 30, 2009 at 8:28 AM
He just wanted to cool off at aquatica... From Joshua Counsil on April 30, 2009 at 8:56 AM
Anybody with pictures will quickly become my best friend. From Eli Mak on April 30, 2009 at 1:36 PM
Yikes, I just went to go see the Grateful Dead at MSG in NY the other night and I saw plenty of shirtless men on LSD. I have heard of getting in touch with things on Psychedelics, but never a taser gun. My good god, I can't even imagine what was going through this guys mind!!!! NEVER!!!!...brrrrrrzzzz...NEVER!!!!!.....brrrrrrrrrzzz. Man, read the whole article at the sentinel. I love the fact that he got away and started using a trash can cover as a shield. I am speechless on how awesome this is. From Tiffany Alfonso on April 30, 2009 at 1:57 PM
Thanks Sea World! You know how to catch an unpaying, drugged hitman before he wreck havoc on the tourists and locals! From scott sorensen on April 30, 2009 at 8:18 PM
"I love the fact that he got away and started using a trash can cover as a shield. I am speechless on how awesome this is." Perhaps it is time for the rest of the Avengers to sit Captain America down for an intervention. For a superhero, he has really started to embarrass himself publicly. :) This article has been archived and is no longer accepting comments. More Theme Park NewsPrevious article: Theme parks face impact from potential epidemic |
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Great story you had me at : A sweaty, shirtless man on LSD