Turn on, sneak in, and get kicked out at SeaWorld Orlando
Published: April 29, 2009 at 12:04 PM
And kudos as well to the Orange County, Florida sheriff's deputy who prepared a "stunning" report about the incident. Here's the Sentinel's summary.
Go read it. I'm at a loss to describe the weirdness of which some people are capable. I am, however, disappointed that Shamu didn't Tweet this.