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Vote of the week: Disney cruises, yes or no?

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Published: October 25, 2013 at 2:57 PM

Disney Cruise Line unveiled its refurbished Disney Magic today. The 2,700-passenger ship will sail from Miami until next year, when it repositions to Port Canaveral, nearer Orlando. Disney's not disclosed how much it spent reworking the Magic during its six-week downtime, but upgraded features on the ship include a new restaurant, nightclub, and pub, an "Avengers Academy" experience for children, new water slides, and a redesigned lobby. Basically, Disney reworked the ship to look more like its two newest ships, the Dream and the Fantasy.

Lobby of the new Disney Magic
Photo courtesy Disney

The Magic, which debuted in 1998, is the Disney Cruise Line's oldest ship. The second-oldest, the Wonder, is scheduled for a similar refurbishment sometime next year.

Do you enjoy cruises? Even though Disney aggressively packages theme parks and cruise vacations, we rarely cover DCL or other theme park-related cruises here on Theme Park Insider (for reasons we'll address in a moment). So we might have skewed the results a bit by not covering this aspect of travel on a more regular basis. But we'd still like to hear what you think about cruises.


We invite cruise fans to make the case for 'yes' votes, in the comments. I'll take the 'no' case. ;^)

Fair warning: This argument is made from hearsay alone. I've never been on a cruise, and should I be fortunate for the remainder of my life, I'll never take one. "Cruise" sounds like the root of "excruciating." I'm not a glutton, so big buffets no longer appeal to me. The idea of swimming in a pool in the middle of ocean seems absurd. (Give me a snorkel and send me to Maui or the Keys if I want to play in the water.) Give me trails to hike, cities to discover, or theme parks to explore. Not a floating hotel with tiny, cramped rooms. If I could sail the boat, fine, I'm in. But sitting in a lounge chair all day, with no Internet access, sounds like a country club prison sentence to me.

Ports of call? Here's a story: A couple summers ago, my family and I visited France, where we took a delightful bike tour of Vernon and Giverny. While crossing the Seine, a tour bus passed us. I watched the people in the bus — encased behind closed glass windows, 10 feet off the ground — whiz by, and I thought that I'd never want to travel that way. Yet a cruise ship is a tour bus multiplied by at least one order of magnitude. No thanks.

Theme parks are designed for crowds. They're productions, created as shows that need an audience to come to life fully. Plopping 3,000 people into a Caribbean port alters it from a natural place into one of those tourist productions. Perhaps some people are into that. But if I want to see a production, I'll head to a theme park or to Broadway. If I want to visit Caribbean islands, I'd rather seek places where the big cruise ships don't call.

Finally, there's a reason why almost no cruise ships are flagged in the United States. That's so cruise operators can avoid U.S. labor and safety laws, which protect the health of employees and passengers alike, and ensure at least a minimum wage and humane working conditions for employees. Cruise ship employees get no such protections, and, frankly, I'd rather spend my money elsewhere as a result.

That's my case for a 'no' vote. But, as I've said, I've never taken a cruise, and simply haven't heard yet a counter-argument that sways me to consider spending several thousand dollars to go on one, as opposed to one of the many other types of vacations that I know I'll enjoy. Please, if you're a cruise fan, make the case for a 'yes' vote, in the comments. And if you're on the fence, tell us what you'd like to know about cruises, to help you make a decision one way or the other. And thank you, to everyone, for reading and participating here on Theme Park Insider.

Readers' Opinions

From Amanda Jenkins on October 25, 2013 at 4:37 PM
I too do not see the appeal of cruises. I have the fear of being stuck out in the middle of the ocean. I don't do deep water, long childhood story behind this involving three near drownings. You may refer to me as Brody from Jaws. The other reason for me is that I can't stand the thought that if I'm not enjoying myself, I am unable to leave. So, I will never take a cruise. But for those who do, this looks good for a boat...I mean ship.
From grant crawford on October 25, 2013 at 5:25 PM
Cruising gets a big tick from me, but only for particular reasons, it definitely has its drawbacks. We've only been on a single cruise, about 2 years ago from Port Canaveral doing the Western Caribbean for 7 nights (on Royal Caribbean, not Disney). I'm from Australia, I was travelling with my wife, mother and 18 month old son. We will be going on another cruise from Singapore in January with my wife and 2 children.

The big pro is that it is an all inclusive holiday at an incredibly reasonable price. 7 nights with accommodation, food, entertainment, tips and taxes included for about $900 per person. Budget wise it is incredible value. The food (in the main dining room) was of a good quality, the buffet (on the lido deck) was average, but always available. The entertainment was of a high quality, with plenty of it. Activities were also plentiful, with ice skating rink, flowrider, rock-climbing, mini-golf, pools plus many others all free.

The benefit of this with little children is immense. Regular meal times (with good wholesome food - it may be surprising for a cruise, but being able to feed my children salmon with steamed vegetables is a blessing whilst negotiating typical holiday/theme park fair. Only unpacking once for the week whilst visiting several destinations. Limitless entertainment options for little one and adult alike (including child-minding/kids clubs if you like to go on a family holiday and not spend time with your family...).

The service was faultless, even compared to generally high quality US service (Australia is not a place that generally offers high service quality unfortunately).

The main disadvantage is something which should simply be expected. If you want to "see" a destination, then cruising is not truly the way to do it (except maybe smaller boutique cruising options). You spend 8-10 hours in a port at the same time as 15000 other people from other ships in a port that is used to this type of flash mob tourism. Its cannot truly represent a country or region and should never be expected to. It's kind of like visiting Tijuana expecting a truly Mexican experience....

As a convenient, enjoyable and affordable resort style holiday, it is unbeatable. As a way of seeing the world and getting a taste for a variety of cultures it is flawed. With a 3 year old and a 1 year old, we are currently not looking for culture, just a relaxing family holiday, cruises, resorts and theme parks can fill that void. Once my kids are older and can truly experience what the world has to offer that, we won't leave a corner of the globe unturned (thankfully I'll be earning a lot more by then).

From James Rao on October 25, 2013 at 5:41 PM
Robert, you paint a lousy picture of cruising, but I have heard plenty of first person testimonials that tell a completely different story.

I'd love to take a Disney cruise, but have not had the opportunity (or money) as yet. Maybe one day, when the kids are older and just the wife and I can go...

Need a third option for "Never been on a cruise, but would like to go...someday."

From 74.202.118.163 on October 25, 2013 at 6:05 PM
My family and I have cruised twice (Alaska and UK) and plan to cruise the Mediterranean in a couple of years when we have saved for it. Here are my pro-cruise arguments:

If I had all the money in the world, I would travel all the time and spend weeks, months even, in each location. We are, by far, not rich people, though. And I have to admit as I approach the half-century mark, that I don't have limitless time ahead of me either. So when I debate with myself whether or not the rushed, superficial-ish way that I get to see places on a cruise is good enough, the answer is, well, yes. I would rather go to my grave knowing that I had at least set foot on five or more continents and caught a quick glimpse of some of this world's many wonders, than knowing that I missed all of it because I couldn't afford to travel the way I would really prefer to, so I didn't bother at all.

As for the food, sure, the buffets can completely destroy all the hard work you've done in the gym for the last year or so, but we discovered that seated dining on a cruise ship can be a really enjoyable experience, and the food is at least as good, if not better, than anything we can afford to eat on a regular basis.

It's not an ideal way to travel for everyone, but the "unpack once" feature of cruising has a lot of appeal to it.

I don't have a good argument for your point regarding labor laws and conditions, so let me say once again that I appreciate the compassion with which you address these kinds of issues. Having said that, the people I have dealt with on cruise ships always seemed to enjoy being there. One might argue that every job has its pros and cons. As long as nothing outright illegal is taking place, of course.

Anyway, that's my two cents.

Oh, and although none of the aforementioned cruises were or will be with Disney, I would definitely cruise with Disney if I could.

From 50.88.6.162 on October 25, 2013 at 8:25 PM
Cruises are fun, plain and simple. To just wish to never go on one is absurd.... they are a FUN vacation, that is why cruise lines make billions and have billions of visitors. You can do all the fun thing you listed in life AND go on a cruise. They aren't mutually exclusive you know. If you are a Disney Geek and never go on a Disney Cruise, then something just isn't adding up...
From 97.117.178.238 on October 25, 2013 at 8:43 PM
I enjoyed Grants comments and thought they were right on. I am a Disney fan and have been since very small. Have been to Disneyland too many times to count and disney world once. Really have enjoyed them. But I'm always looking for something new to enjoy. My two daughters and I took a cruise (Disney) for the first time ever and loved it! I can't say I've always wanted to take a cruise. I have been curious to see what everyone has been talking about though. I enjoy seeing new places but I don't have unlimited time to explore. It was nice to be able to see new things and places in a controlled way. I knew the excursions I went on were safe and we weren't going to be taken to a shady part of town. I was concerned that the city (Nassau) would be overrun with tourists but that was not the case. I saw very few of our fellow passengers there other than the few on our excursion with us. After the tour was over we were able to wander the shops and once again, we seemed to be the only shoppers so it was a relaxed shopping experience.
There were so many activities on the boat we couldn't do them all. Loved the ocean! I could have spent my whole time gazing at it. The service was what I consider retro disney, what disney service used to be at the parks. I felt so well taken care of, all personnel were courteous and kind. Always making sure we had everything we wanted. So yes, I vote for cruises. I will take another one as soon as my wallet recovers. Ha ha
From Anon Mouse on October 25, 2013 at 8:46 PM
Robert: You give all the right reasons for not going on the cruise. That being said, I highly recommend you try the Disney cruise for the simple reason that your should start at the top and don't look down.

I did the Carnival cruise first. I did it twice. I quite enjoyed it. The food was great, the show spectacular, the rooms are fine for price paid (go bigger if possible). Unfortunately, the ride could be rough. Only go on cruise where you will enjoy the ports. The Mexico Ensenada port is a big disappointment.

I just experienced my first Disney cruise last month. It was spectacular. It is best to bring children since they will enjoy it. However, you might not like it for the reasons you gave.

As for the labor laws, I am sure you shouldn't go to the overseas Disney theme parks since they don't adhere to US laws. The truth is the cruiselines have to lower costs, otherwise your Disney cruise will cost double. I learned that many workers work 16 hour days. Many do double shifts with no time off. If they don't do this, the crew size will double and over half the passengers will be crew members.

With that in mind, I loved my Disney cruise. It was the best cruise so far.

From Emily Jones on October 25, 2013 at 9:22 PM
Personally I really like cruises. However they definitely are not for everyone. They stuff thousands of people in a small area that you literally cannot escape from.

In my opinion though it is a great way to see many different places, and when I go on a cruise I actually spend whole days relaxing and doing nothing (which is nice and definitely different from trekking through a theme park). I would definitely try to find a cruise that visits a private island or beach. These stops are always the highlight for me and they allow you to spread out from the group.

On the subject of excursions, they can be good or bad. There are lame ones where you get in a van or bus and don't see much of anything. I have also done some really cool excursions like swimming with dolphins, hiking through mountains and zip lining. You just have to find the right thing (and of course pay the right price).

As far as Disney cruises go, I have never been. The only reason is because I have always gone on cruises with my parents and they refuse to go on a Disney cruise because they do not have casinos.

From Eric Malone on October 25, 2013 at 10:36 PM
Probably won't ever go on a cruise, but for largely differing reasons. You see, I work as a massage therapist, and at the time when I was wrapping up, I found that working on a cruise ship was an option. All the perks of vacationing after a year or two gaining seniority, but I get free room and board, AND I get paid, PLUS tips. It's a pretty slick situation for all involved.

Long story short, I got declined by most major cruise lines because I was overqualified for the position, and declined by more high-class oriented cruise lines because I was underqualified.

Having spoken with someone who's been in that business for several years, I discovered that not only would I have gotten less than minimum wage, most people don't tip particularly well (or at all), I wouldn't have been able to really have the opportunity to disembark the ship at ports of call 'til I had a few years of seniority, and the crew quarters' conditions on a lot of those ships are apparently just plain awful.

So, needless to say, I scrapped my plans for WORKING for cruise ships ages ago. Will I ever go on a cruise ship for PLEASURE? Nope. I have no desire to encourage that sort of thing.

From 107.219.189.242 on October 25, 2013 at 11:14 PM
I've lived in Los Angeles most of my life and loved Disneyland since I was little, and I've passed this love of Disney on to my kids. I never thought about going on a cruise until my wife heard from a coworker how much fun her family had on a Disney cruise.

We went on a one-week cruise a year and a half ago out of Los Angeles to Puerto Vallarta and Cabo San Lucas (what Disney calls the Mexican Riviera). Our kids had so much fun, and we really enjoyed the time together as a family.

If you like having your picture taken with Disney characters, there are opportunities galore. Mickey, Minnie, Donald, and Goofy in a half-dozen different types of outfits, along with the Disney princesses, and several other popular characters.

The clubs that they have set up for children's activities while on board (Oceaneers Club and Oceaneers Lab) are really engaging for kids, and oftentimes we saw children not want to leave when their parents came to pick them up. The kids wear wristbands that allow only the family members to check them out of the clubs. This gives parents the opportunity to have time to spend doing their own thing, or to spend time together as a family on board the ship or doing activities in port.

There are Disney movies and programs playing 24/7 on your room television, first-run movies in the ship movie theater, a rotation of first-rate stage shows playing nightly in the main theater (some are better than others), and a nighttime pirate party with fireworks over the ocean. There are also programs that appeal to Disney fans (I heard a great presentation by a senior Imagineer while onboard), and things like magic shows and trivia contests for families to do together.

I don't dispute that the working conditions are hard for the workers on the ship. I would say, though, that many from countries like the Philippines or Caribbean nations are able to support their families back at home from their wages on board, and are glad for the opportunity to do so.

The cast members who work in entertainment (ship activities) and in the children's clubs all were personable and had lots of energy, and tended to be from places like the U.K. and Australia.

Beyond the advertised cost of the cruise and the cost of your port excursions, what Disney doesn't tell you until the last night of the cruise is that there is essentially mandatory tipping for your two meal servers, the head server in the restaurant, and person who services your room, which can add several hundred dollars to the cost of your cruise. I think the common reaction for guests is surprise that there is additional cost, but reluctance to not fully tip these people who are working so hard and not getting paid very well.

While some of the on shore activities in Mexico were a lot of fun (interacting with the dolphins in Cabo San Lucas was probably the favorite experience for our kids), but I was a bit underwhelmed by the voyage itself (Disney has since canceled the Mexican cruises out of Los Angeles, I'm told because they weren't popular or profitable enough). Friends told me that we should try cruising to a place that we'd like to visit in itself, and we have booked a cruise out of Vancouver to Alaska with Disney Cruises next summer.

I think of a Disney cruise as a Disney vacation without the rides and attractions of the theme parks, but with the Disney service, characters, and entertainment, plus traveling to someplace new.

From Annette Forrest on October 25, 2013 at 11:58 PM
I am going to share my experience of the one and only cruise I ever took, and how horrible it was. This was Carnival Cruise Line, not Disney, and it was in 2003 or so. My son was around two and part of this "treat" from my husband was that he arranged for his mom and dad to babysit so we could have our first vacation in years, and a break from taking care of our 20-month old. I ended up missing him too much to have any real fun, but that's another story.

I thought the ship stank. It smelled like rot, mildew, and weird chemicals to hide the rot and mildew. The officers on the ship were all Greek and spoke no English...and were incredibly rude. They also made a lot of other women I talked with uncomfortable because they were aggressive flirts, to the point where they went too far.

The waiters, stewards, and other attendants were mostly Filipino or Southeast Asian and were very kind and friendly...but a few of them let on to me what life was really life on the ships. I was curious, and one steward snuck me down to the crew areas...and the way these people live on these ships was deplorable. Four of them to a tiny cabin half the size of a guest cabin, with gruesome food in a nasty little cafeteria. All the performers like singers and dancers and whatever got treated much better and the ship's Cruise Director got treated best of all. I learned all about the kickbacks and the bribes the Cruise Director gets from all the touristy places in the ports of call...and I saw quickly how he would aggressively plug this junk to us every time we encountered this obnoxious man on any of our mandatory "fun" events.

I never once felt relaxed on that ship. I felt trapped. And it made me so sad to think of all those poor people who made so little money and had to sleep like slaves, basically, deep in windowless rooms below the waterline of the ship. The cruise lines really do treat the employees like slaves in a cargo hold. I'm almost sorry I went down there to see for myself because what was seen cannot be unseen.

The worst part of it all though was pretending for my husband that I was happy. He spent a lot on this cruise. He gave it to me as a surprise and his heart would have broken if he knew I was not having fun. He tried so hard for it to be good. But, I just hated everything about it. For so many reasons.

Oh, and the food was garbage. I don't know who really gets excited by a buffet...unless you are a glutton like Robert said. Maybe little kids get a kick out of eating until they are sick, but I actually lost weight on the cruise. All the food tasted the same to me...vaguely of mold and mildew. It all felt like it had been sitting out or was made a day ahead of time.

I about had a heart attack when I saw our bill for beverages, too. None of the drinks were free. A week's worth of cokes and adult beverages cost us hundreds of dollars when it was all added up. The gratuities were a punch to the gut too. And I felt bad I did not give those poor people more, knowing they were basically slaves on those ships without any easy means of escaping and going home.

Going on a cruise was one of the worst experiences in my life. I also hated sitting with the same obnoxious people every night for dinner. I don't think there was a single thing I liked about the experience. Ten years later, no fond memories linger.

From David Brown on October 26, 2013 at 1:23 AM
My wife and I took a cruise for the first time two years ago - and I would absolutely cruise again. BUT... I think you can have very different experiences depending on which cruise line you select and which itinerary you travel...

We felt very much like you, Robert, in that we always holiday independently so I was very fearful of the tours. But we selected an itinerary that visited 6 places we had never been to before and we viewed it as a chance to get a taste of each one with the thought that if we liked a place we could go back again. And you know what? It was great. It was like staying in a big holiday resort with a selection of about a dozen restaurants, (we sailed with NCL who have 'freestyle' cruising - no dinner sittings, you eat where you like, when you like with who you like, (or alone if you prefer). So each night we were able to eat somewhere different and enjoy our own company whilst our resort moved from place to place without any need to unpack.
The tours themselves were very well organised and allowed us to see far more in reach port than we would have managed independently and only once did I feel hurried. We got a real taste of each location and as a result know where we would like to re-visit.

I would never pick an itinerary that involved lots of days at sea as they are boring, whatever the cruise line tries to tell you. But pick the right ship, the right company, and the right itinerary and it's a relaxing, elegant stress-free way to sample a variety of locations.

Think of it as Epcot, only for real..... :)

From grant crawford on October 26, 2013 at 3:58 AM
In regards to the working conditions, its best to remember that these ships are in international waters, and hence not subject to the laws of the USA. This doesn't necessarily make them evil slave ships ruling the seas though.

Out of interest I've looked into working on one of these boats recently (I had a workmate who had worked on one previously and I'm fortunately in a profession where you would automatically be an officer) and what I've read on these forums is that the quarters are cramped, and work hours are fairly long but when in port the significant portion of staff are allowed day leave in port as tending to guests isn't required.

Most of the workforce are from third world countries, the Philippines, India, Mexico or other countries. They make poor money compared to the USA, however they have board and food covered, no commuting costs etc, and are able to save an immense amount of money (relative to their homeland salary) to take home and often retire comfortably on. These are attractive jobs to them.

If you condemn these ships and wouldn't travel on them because of their use of cheaper labour from poorer countries, I think it would be immensely hypocritical to then buy shoes, clothes, electronics, toys or other things made in those same countries. They are the same cheap labour force, and most probably under a lot less scrutiny than what they are in the high seas where the boat is run by people from a first world country who might give a damn about worker's rights and so forth (the officers etc on the boat, not the company employing them all).

In terms of occupational health and safety, there are trained medical staff on board, for most reputable cruise ships they are western trained. Staff are treated in a much more timely and proficient manner than they would be if they had an injury at home. Also, a major injury is against the companies best interest, because if they have to turn one of these boats around to get to a major hospital, or airlift someone out, it is at a major expense to the company - not something they want.

I'm not suggesting that its all tea and scones for the workforce downstairs, but I am saying that they would be treated better than most 4 or 5 star hotel staff in their country of origin would be.

From David Brown on October 26, 2013 at 5:02 AM
@ Grant Crawford.

Exceptional post!

From 98.85.131.87 on October 26, 2013 at 6:01 AM
I took the Disney cruise the first year. It was basically like being locked in a theme park with no rides. The free movie theater was good but it got old.

Cruises are annoying because you have to follow their set schedule for meals and when you can leave the ship.

From grant crawford on October 26, 2013 at 6:27 AM
From Flavio de Souza on October 26, 2013 at 8:16 AM
Robert, have you never been to Jungle Cruise????

I have never been to an ocean liner but I did a cruise on the Nile, and I strong recomend it. But I guess it is a completely different experience.

Doing an ocean cruise never crossed my mind before, for the same reasons stated by Robert, but since our last travel to Disneyland last sptember my wife is demanding a more relaxing type of vacations with the children, so I am strongly considering a DCL.

From 107.219.189.242 on October 26, 2013 at 9:05 AM
This doesn't have anything to do with the merits of cruising or the Disney Cruise Line, but the scheduled refurbishment of the Disney Wonder (which has spent the summer cruising in Alaska the past few years) in 2014 is only a rumor (sorry, educated guess) at this point.

There is a five-week gap in its sailing schedule in October and November 2014, according to the Disney Cruise Line Blog (http://disneycruiselineblog.com/2013/02/wondering-about-the-wonder-in-october-2014/). But whether there will be an overhaul of the Disney Wonder during this time is just speculation at this point.

Despite what Disney publicity says about the refurbishments, there is some backlash among fans who say they preferred the classic look of the Disney Magic before the company tried to make it look more like the newer ships.

For people looking for more information about taking a Disney Cruise, I would suggest the DISboards discussion forum (http://www.disboards.com/forumdisplay.php?f=4), with trip reports, and discussions on pricing, itineraries, activities, planning, as well as their associated Disney Cruise information pages (http://www.wdwinfo.com/disney-cruise-line/).

From Daniel Etcheberry on October 26, 2013 at 12:14 PM
I have sailed with the Disney cruise, as well as others. I liked them all, but from a disability perspective Disney is the best one; their private island has all the ADA accommodations of an American theme park. My dream is to take a cruise to Alaska and see a glacier; it's less hassle than driving to Alaska and you get to see it from the cruise. I'm not a glutton either, but dinner is really good, and the portions are small. It's a matter of taste, so I'm not going to try to persuade you. But if you ever try one, Do Disney or Royal Caribbean (depending if you go with the whole family or just your wife)
From Tim Hillman on October 26, 2013 at 4:08 PM
Two thumbs up to Grant Crawford! You expressed exactly what I was thinking!

I've been on one cruise, and I can't wait to go again! I like an independent and active vacation where my family sets the itinerary, but sometimes a relaxed and indulgent vacation on a cruise ship is the way to go. As soon as I can afford it, I'm taking my family on a Disney cruise.

From 50.43.165.160 on October 26, 2013 at 4:36 PM
My family has taken 3 Disney cruises (Alaska, Canada, Mediterranean) and loved each one. Prior to having the kids, my husband and I took a Princess cruise to Alaska. The Disney experience was incomparable. We can't even recall what the Princess ship looked like, what we did on it, or even one of the people we interacted with. On the Disney ship we make friends with our waitstaff, love the way everyone is friendly and looks for ways to make our stay even better, and of course there are the characters. If you want to see characters with minimal waits (compared to the parks), a Disney cruise is the way to go. The other lines are primarily floating hotels that pull in entertainment, the Disney ships are entertainment specialists with added hotels. The difference in background really shows. Even saying that, the cabins are quite nice and much larger per class than what you get on most other lines. As cheap as other cruise lines? No. But at the old saying goes, you get what you pay for. We're quite willing to take fewer vacations as we save our money for the next Disney cruise. Even my husband, /not/ a big Disney fan, is content to cruise Disney. I hope you do start blogging on DCL.
From O T on October 27, 2013 at 4:34 PM
Vacation, for me, is freedom. I want to do whatever I want whenever I want (together with my love ones but you know what I mean). Being on a ship in a small cabin with all those people around the pools and restaurants, all doing the same thing, creeps me out.
On the contrary of what one person said, seeing a little bit of many towns is seeing nothing. I'd rather sit a week on a Greek Island or in Venice, Paris, Amsterdam or London then see a few things so short. I remember my last trip to Paris in the summer. Getting some croissants at a little bakery and some nice fromage and vine and go to the park besides the Eiffel tower and just sit there from 10 am to 1 pm enjoying the atmosphere.

But now I'm very ill and would like to try a short cruise to Norway for a week. Just to see the fjords go by from your cabin. But the whole club med vibe just doesn't excite me. But who knows, maybe I'll like it.

From Jeffrey Britton on October 28, 2013 at 5:55 AM
I am with you NO cruises. I have been on one (it wasn't a Disney cruise) and hated it. I felt like a prisoner, the rooms where tiny (and expensive) and the constant 1 Hz oscillations drove me nuts. I will never do it again!
From Kelly Muggleton on October 28, 2013 at 6:00 AM
I've also been on a cruise and am firmly in the 'no' camp.
Apart from one day dolphin spotting (excursion), one day in beautiful Cannes and (most importantly) the family wedding we attended - I didn't enjoy it at all.

'All inclusive' ended up costing us close to £3000 extra... I could have another 2 holidays for that!

From David Brown on October 28, 2013 at 10:25 AM
Honestly guys - it's just a holiday. Don't get so worked up!

At the end of the day it's all down to personal taste, although it amazes me how many people are willing to declare that cruising is not for them without having tried it or that having had one bad experience they'll never try another one. Presumably these people will also never visit a theme park ever again if they encounter one poor one or have a bad day at one?.....

Cruising is what you make of it. It varies massively from one cruise line to another and one itinerary to another, and frankly you can't make any definitive statements as to whether cruising is 'good' or 'bad' - only whether a specific experience was enjoyable or not.

Like any holiday booking a cruise requires a lot of investigative work before you commit your money. The only extras we encountered were drinks and a few upscale charges for the fancier restaurants, all of which we had factored in before we set sail.

I had a great time on my cruise - and thank you for the poster above who told me that 'tasting' different cities and destinations was not an acceptable way to holiday. I will know now for the future. Obviously instead of enjoying visiting Barcelona, Rome, Athens, Ephesus, Istanbul and Malta without having to unpack I should have just stayed in Barcelona for 12 nights. Clearly I have no idea how to enjoy my own vacation....

Sheesh... The arrogance of some people.....

From Anon Mouse on October 28, 2013 at 1:20 PM
If you're not sure if you want to cruise, I recommend a short cruise for the first timer. A 3 to 4 day weekend trip.

To mitigate your concerns about the cruise ship... Go bigger and better. Try the newest Disney ships. Get the larger ocean view suites.

If you don't want to binge, you don't have to. Although they offer many buffets, they have plenty of a la carte offerings. You can't finish anyways. Don't let that bother you.

To avoid nickel and diming, read up on the literature. You will know what costs money and act accordingly. Disney cruises includes soft drinks unlike other cruise lines like Carnival. Disney cruise also has a drink station and an in-room refrigerator. If you're smart, you will bring some sealable drink and food containers. You won't need to ever buy drinks at the bar.

The Disney shows are terrific, although they do get tiring. I can only hear "Under the Sea" so many times. If you're a Disney fan, it is paradise.

The ports is a personal preference. Choose correctly. Go where you want to go. You can book your own excursions. Don't feel like you must join one. You can do the simple thing and just walk to the neighboring sites. You're on vacation. It doesn't have to be complicated.

From Kelly Muggleton on October 29, 2013 at 1:53 AM
Definitely agree with Anon Mouse - a short one is the absolute best way to try it.
My only cruise was 2 weeks and I definitely would have preferred a 'taster' to know what I was in for, and to tell if it was for me or not.

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