silly - some smart aleck dropping a whole stack of plates on the floor when an orientation tour group was coming through the kitchen - wasteful, but always got a big laugh
Like the bears, all of the animatronic figures in Muppets ran on hydrolic fluid. It seems that upon entering the theatre for the show, a guest had noticed that something had dripped on them. The cast member in the theatre position looked at the guest's clothing, and realized it was hydrolic fluid that had stained the shirt. Looking at the carpet, it was quickly determined that Bean Bunny, who appeared in the box seats over the entrance door, was the culprit. Being a good cast member, they had called the show 101 and emptied the theatre. Maintenance was called out.
It took only 5 minutes, and maintenance cleared the show to reopen. That seemed like a short time, but if it was a minor leak, the cast could understand how it could be patched long enough to get through the day. They reopened. The show began, and progressed to the finale.
Now, for those who haven't seen the Muppet show at Disney, here's a brief rundown. Bean Bunny runs away because he isn't allowed to help with the show. He appears in the box as an Audio Animatronic (AA) after leaving the screen. Sweetums is dispatched by Kermit to help find Bean. He exits the screen and reappears in front of the screen bigger than life. Waving his flashlight around, he suddenly "finds" Bean in the box. "There he is!"
Except he wasn't there! In their infinite wisdom, the maintenance guys had simply removed the AA figure to take it back to their workshop, leaving nothing in its place. When Sweetums delivered his pre-recorded line, shining his flashlight up into the box, there was no bunny up there. Sweetums stomped off stage, the theatre cast member called the show 101, again, and emptied the theatre. In those days we took the "Show" part of our creed seriously, and a missing or damaged AA was cause to evacuate.
Maintenance was called again, and it was explained that we couldn't do the show without the bunny. They agreed to come back out to the attraction, and another five minutes later declared them operational.
Reluctantly, the cast loaded the theatre and started the show. Tentatively, Sweetums made his appearance. "Bunny?! Where are you Bunny?" The curtain to the box opened dramatically, and Sweetums shone his flashlight up into the darkness. "There he is!"
And there he was! Maintenance had gone over to the Stage One store, which sold Muppet related items, and had requisitioned a stuffed Bean Bunny toy. They had then stuck a ruler into Bean's, um, posterior, and designating one poor maintenance guy (low man on the totem pole I'm guessing) as puppeteer, having him lying on the floor of the box. When the curtain opened, Bean Bunny popped up out of the box, a rather unanimated stick puppet!
Sweetums threw a tantrum, storming off stage. The attraction was called 101 yet again until the real Bean Bunny could be repaired and returned. And the stick puppet was duct taped to the wall inside of someone's lunch container -- just in case!
For the record, my personal best worst was 11 consecutive shows in theater, when that was the last position in the rotation, and three people in front of me got bumped out for the end of their shift or transfers to other locations. The s---fit I pitched after that did lead, in part, to Bear Band flipping the order of the rotation so that theater would be first and greeter last, making it harder to forget when someone was frozen at the back of the rotation.
Two more Bear Band stories. I was working there the morning of my college graduation (I skipped the ceremony and had left campus to fly down to Orlando two weeks earlier) and the CM working turnstiles spieled everyone in pre-show to wish me a happy graduation. Totally freaked me out I realized what she had done.
Finally, my all-time favorite geek moment at Disney World was sitting next to George Lucas for a Bear Band show. I made a bump go around me so I could stay there for that whole show.
In addition to Bean Bunny, the theatre box on the other side of the screen had AA figures of Statler and Waldorf, who heckled throughout the show. They were always "on stage," making subtle movements as they watched the show along with the audience. I was in rotation in the theatre. I looked up, and watched as Statler (or was it Waldorf?) slowly slid off his chair and disappeared into the box!
The show was nearly over, and by the time I could have emergency stopped it the show would have been done anyway, so we let it run through but didn't load the next preshow. We called maintenance.
For their part, maintenance did not remove Waldorf (or was it Statler?) but repaired him in place.
"We're good to go!" they declared.
I loaded the preshow. For the opening Cast Member spiel, I was actually under the box, where I couldn't see the two old guys. I did my spiel, accompanied by appreciative laughter from the audience at the antics of our old geezers above me. I walked back to the bench in the back of the theatre where we were permitted to sit during the show.
Statler and Waldorf's movements are subtle and gentle when they aren't speaking. There's a bit of time where they're just casually moving their heads a bit as they watch. Then Fozzie Bear comes on screen and they become very animated, heckling him.
Except, only one of them was very animated. Statler (or was it Waldorf?) had developed a severe nervous tic! He could only move a few inches, couldn't raise his arm, and was basically having a seizure in the box.
Again, it was decided it wasn't bad enough to call the show completely 101, or to evacuate since he was delivering his lines ok. I watched the poor old guy nearly have a heart attack every time he spoke, or tried to move, but let the show run out.
Again, we emptied the theatre but didn't load the preshow. Again, maintenance was waiting in the wings. Oops, they declared. It seems they'd forgotten which way Waldorf (or was it Statler?) moved, and had duct taped him, yes duct taped him, backwards. A simple reversal of the duct tape from one side to another and he was good as new!
Of course, this caused great peals of laughter from the cast members every time Statler and Waldorf delivered their last lines.
"Does this mean we get to leave?"
"We can't you old fool, we're bolted to the seats!"
Later in the evening, and I'm back in the theatre again. I'm sitting on my bench watching the two geezers closely for signs of trouble. I realize that Statler (or was it Waldorf?) is a few inches shorter than he was before. He delivers his lines, but his arm is now caught in the curtain, and he's slowly sagging forward. Thinking to myself that we need to keep the gin away from the two old guys, we call it in again. Duct tape, it seems, only works for so long on AA figures who move rather aggressively. We spent the rest of the night calling maintenance to replace duct tape every time Waldorf (or was it Statler? I never COULD remember which was which!) would get "drunk" and start to slip out of his chair!
Oh, and although I never sat next to George Lucas in a show, I did sit next to Michael Crawford (Broadway's Phantom of the Opera). I let George Lucas into the theatre for a showing of Hunchback of Notre Dame: A Musical Adventure though. Does that count?