Brian Emery ...
(And by the way, Mr. Niles, "TPI Comment of the Year" is an award-worthy consideration).
The winner could have a little plaque ... if he didn't brush regularly.
Man, read the whole article at the sentinel.
I love the fact that he got away and started using a trash can cover as a shield. I am speechless on how awesome this is.
Perhaps it is time for the rest of the Avengers to sit Captain America down for an intervention. For a superhero, he has really started to embarrass himself publicly. :)