From 75.89.249.114 on October 1, 2009 at 3:11 PM
The Incredible Internet Coaster.Go on a journey where you shoot out of a DSL modem at high speeds.

From 75.89.249.114 on October 1, 2009 at 3:14 PM
The Amazing Cyberspace ride.Go on a journey with 3D visual effects that take you through cyberspace

From 64.241.37.140 on October 1, 2009 at 5:28 PM
Enjoy the new ComCastic Barney Playhouse Show

I love your money
You love me tv
We're a happy virtual community
With a great big hug and a :=) to you
Won't you say you love me internet service too!

From Derek Potter on October 1, 2009 at 5:39 PM
How about a wait on the cable guy attraction. You have to wait in line, but your ride could start anytime between 11 and 4.

From Bruce Lane on October 1, 2009 at 6:55 PM
"Coming soon on 'Comcast's Believe It Or Not... Listen to recordings of actual customer service calls, from the bland to mind-bending! Decide for yourself if the problem discussed was real, or merely imaginary! Remember, only YOUR votes will determine if a technician gets dispatched, BUT -- If you're WRONG, you and your friends get locked in a room for a four-hour marathon of the old Peewee Herman show!!"

(Or SpongeBob, depending on who you consider to be less tolerable).

From David Graham on October 1, 2009 at 7:29 PM
Derek, I think your attraction was real, it was RRR when it first opened, it might open it might not but stand in line and see LOL

And don't get me going on Comcast, we THREW the tech out when we moved into a new place, so you can guess who is NOT my provider lol.

From Joshua Counsil on October 2, 2009 at 1:49 PM
A Day in the Park with Barney, only to be briefly interrupted with a 30 second porn blip.