Memo to Rao: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
"We were somewhere around Schweitzer Falls on the edge of the Jungle when the hours of spieling began to take effect. I remember saying something to a guest like 'I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive...' And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge Tinkerbells, all swooping and screeching and diving around the boat, which was going about five miles an hour with the throttle down, on the way back to the dock. And a voice was screaming, 'Holy Walt! What are these talking animals?'"
RAO EAT UR HEART OUT LOL
I watched Enchanted last night, and it was a pretty good example of self-referential humor. This commercial could definitely take a note from that movie. I do, however, like Paul's idea for a series of these if they can pull it off properly.
I like Mr Jeff's idea, too. Unless they do one a year, though, I can't see it happening.
Hey, I would eat my heart out for an attraction that was representative of this commercial. Sadly, there is nothing of the sort featured at the Magic Kingdom. Instead we get a snooze inducing boat-on-a-rail adventure, dilapidated animatronics, and groan worthy jokes.
Still, I like the commercial. At least WDW's ad agency knows how to make a good safari boat attraction!
Just remember, Toucan do much better than one can.
Like the commercial, though. <3
They could have done Pirates or Haunted Mansion ... but they picked the Jungle Cruise.
Jungle: A TV commercial and Weird Al video.
'Nuff said. ;-)
The fact that Depp was added to the attraction makes it all-too-clear where the rocket fuel for that franchise came from.
But how can you do a commercial about Pirates when all they say is "Arrrrrrr!"
On the other hand, Pirates never won three Piston Cups like Doc Hudson.
"He did WHAT in his cup?"