As for the questions, I hear them when I am at WDW and sometimes cringe.
As for the strange requests, here are some I asked at the Disney Store:
Dora the ExplorerMadagascar Spiderman (though we will have them now!)SupermanThomas the Tank EngineShrekBlues CluesFivel Wizard of Oz
~By the way why is it that sometimes is spelled Disnep? Or something like that.
my friend-"im going to Disneyland"
Me-"oh cool how long u going to California for?"
My friend-"im not going to Disneyland California im going to Disneyland Florida"
Me-"So you're going to Disney World then!!"
its very confusing when these people talk to you!
One older lady insisted that the Tower of Terror was moved from the MK to DHS.
ANother insisted we replaced the Jaws with the Jungle, that Dinosaur was Jurrasic park and that the castle used to be bigger.
People also assumed that the Jungle Cruise was either the boat to take them back to the parking lot or that it carried them to another location in the park.
Some people got off the ride and would say "That wasn't pirates at all..."
and then people would ask where the get the monorail to Universal.
And as everyone has said, people don't realize that Epcot, Disney's Hollywood Studios and Disney's Animal Kingdom are also owned by Disney.
People who went to Disneyland but claim they went to MK when they were a kid get confused easily. The park is all arranged wrong and they switched New Orleans Square to Liberty Square on them, changed how the HM looks, made the castle bigger, moved Space Mountain to the left, made Toon Town lame, covered the start of It's A Small World and changed the Tiki Room (granted if they went to MK a long time ago, this is true). There is a surprisingly large number or people this happened to.
And my personal most annoying question was "Where do we go to win free stuff? Like the night in the castle?"
There was the other extreme. I just turned 21, and people assumed I have been working there since 1971 and assume I know the history of what has come and gone (which I know pretty well) but it was still annoying.
But alas...I somewhat miss these questions.