So how do we celebrate our Irish heritage? By getting drunk, skipping work, and acting like yahoos. Fun, yes, but I die a little inside every year.
Still, I have some traditions I love to celebrate alone. I always start the day with the classic prohibition episode of The Simpsons, Homer Vs. The Eighteenth Amendment. I then proceed to crack a Smithwick's and enjoy some Stan Rogers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI
What we should remember is that corned beef and cabbage, while an Irish staple, is the Americanized version of the traditional St. Pat's meal. The traditional meal in the Auld Sod is ham and boiled potatoes.
And I wore no green yesterday...real Irishmen don't need to!