You should have had a Can’t Decide button…
First of all with both having the last name “Mouse” and being roughly the same age and from the same neighborhood, there is a very good chance that they are cousins and in the state of California you are not allow to marry your cousin. There are other states where they do, but not California.
Second, Minnie Mouse is known for being extremely sweet and nice. This is a sure sign of someone who is dating. She is trying her very best to impress the man of her dreams and be the perfect woman…and let’s face it, Mickey is worth a fat wad of cash. But after the wedding, that is when things will go downhill quickly. Since she now has a binding contact and owns half of what he owns, Minnie will no longer have to try to be Mickey’s favorite. Sooner or later, Minnie is going to start complaining about Mickey hanging out with a certifiable moron and someone with anger management issues. Once Mickey is no longer able to blow a little steam off with the guys, he is going to be forced to sit at home and watch Dancing With the Stars with Minnie....but there is only so much of that a man can take before he can no longer bottle up his true feelings. Late at night, when the theme park is closed and no one is around, the arguments will start. Before you know it, Minnie will be casting a much larger silhouette, have some sort of snit with the neighbors, and refuse to leave the house unless it is for a resupply run to the liquor store. Mickey will start showing up to work with deep bags under his eyes from arguing with Minnie all night and not wanting to meet the kids in the park. Before you know it, Mickey will only be seen staggering around in his undershirt, Pluto will have run away, and mysteriously overnight, broken bottles and cars on blocks will start showing up in front of Mickey’s house.
Don't ever do it. If they had a (Royal) Wedding they'll probably have a (Royal) divorce. You couldn't have that! Imagine poor Walt's ashes turning in that Memorial Park. Imagine "POOR" Mickey in the split, being awarded only Disneyland Paris and Animal Kingdom... LOL.
Imagine what Disney would do merchandise wise, selling us all those little "forever young" Mouses they'll have. Nooo! Don't do it Disney! Don't do it...
I don't think they should even touch that with a 10 foot pole.
I never knew Mickey was that well....
Never mind :)