I am glad it was a joke. From what I see, DVC is a vacation juggernaut!
BTW, I really don't find Fastpasses or DVC that difficult to understand
The free parking just didn't do it for us. We got used to zipping through parks at Universal and haven't looked back. The fact that everything can be walked to on a single property also helps.
It's a shame too, I really liked Hollywood Studios (MGM when I was there last).
Disney's regular customers would be waiting all day for the thousands upon thousands of guests using a room key to skip to the front of the line... but it is what has kept up from going back.