Oh, that's right. The internet happened.
I don't read it.
I don't click on it, and then comment that I don't want to read it, I just don't read it.
The best way to voice your opinion of something online that you don't like is to NOT CLICK ON IT. The people in charge will see that it has less pageviews, and perhaps alter their strategy.
But you clicked on this one at least twice, making it twice as likely that features like this continue. On behalf of all of us who enjoy reading Mr. Elliott's posts, I thank you.
i laughed so many times. props. you are going to do 12 of these!?!?! (that's stamina/ how much are they paying you?) anyway, this is good writing man. you should get a book out.