The ride above would have to be included, of course.
Unless you were making a joke or something.
The present status of employment of the truck driver is unknown at this time.
Jeff, just because your local park, Elitch Gardens, doesn't have a coaster that can match Cedar Point's weakest coaster, please stop trying to tear ours down. It's the Blue Streak- stop showing your "Green Streak of Envy."
I had buried two news stories into one post. The old COO of Cedar Fair was reappointed to his position by a court. But since he is coming back under not so happy circumstances, it would be for the best if his office was nowhere near the other offices. Since they were trying to knock down the Blue Streak, I combined the stories...
...and I would rather be that than boring...
This is not a strict news article....it is a filter of the news that is out there through my warped brain....
My goal here is to try and making things interesting and hopefully funny....and sometimes just to enflame people....
And, voila, we have the icon for the Blue Collar theme park!
Oh well. Good idea while it lasted.
The idea of a country western music park with plenty of beer and Hooters comes to mind.
Rides: Beer Scrambler - Drink 2 beers. Try to stay on without throwing up.
Mule Coaster with mule shaped coaster cars and country music piped into the seatbacks.
You hop into your obnoxiously loud truck with a shotgun strapped to the back, both side windows broken out and spilled beer updated hourly. You ride simulating how it would feel driving after a 6 pack of Bud (though this would feel too normal for many of the guests). During the ride, you pull out your shotgun (light emitting, not bullet emitting unless you get the lucky truck) and shoot at badly animated stuffed game. Mid-ride, there is a 3 minute stop in a simulated deer stand while the 3 rednecks tell really bad redneck jokes on a 3D iMax video display (Low res to save money). Of course, no 3D glasses handed out (though this would feel too normal for many of the guests). Finally you finish the ride with a speed run with a broken tailpipe dragged behind you (though this would feel too normal for many of the guests). At the end of the ride, you get a free sample cup of Bud (Bud Light Light for the kids) served in a brown paper bag.
Outside the ride, two adjacent restaurants - One Hooters and the other an Alabama truck stop (though this would feel too normal for many of the guests). And a gift shop where you can buy a bloody life size plush animal celebrating your best kill.
Examples: If your wife's hairdo was ever damaged by a ceiling fan...If you ever mowed your lawn and found a car...If your grandma has ever started a fight at a local sporting event...If you think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr...If directions to your house involve "turn off the paved road"...If your car has no wheels, but your house does...If you have ever been too drunk to fish...
Just imagine all of those in animatronic form and you have "You Might Be a Redneck: the Ride."