Is there a reason to go outside the country? Having traveled to many places, but not as a much as Stefan, I have to say America has the best to offer. My assessment of other countries is they are a collection of minor independent amusement parks. Only after Disney and Universal expanded outside of the U.S. did it legitimize the theme park industry. So it was correct that Stefan mentioned that sometimes safety could be a concern (as well as hygeine and food quality).
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes .... If you are looking for an authentic theme park experience, look no further ... Orlando's hottest attraction is SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH! ... Located in the burned out shell of the abandoned Mystery Funhouse, this park has everything ... Spinners, lap bars, a lying disabled woman trying to skip the line ... Turnstile security is managed by a Ron Miller impersonator ... The password is "Rao!" ... And who is that over by the bounce house that looks like NB's local pub? Why it's Anthony Murphy playing "Big Kid Pong!"
Seth: I'm sorry, Stefan, but what is "Big Kid Pong?"
Stefan: It's that thing where people hold up two midgets and bat a pop-a-shot basketball between them.