LOL!! I couldn't even read the rest of the article!!! I think Robert needs to name all new potential holiday parades for Disney....that was hilarious!
It's not like they look everyone up as they are crossing the turnstiles.
As for the Thanksgiving question: absolutely agree with you. I love Thanksgiving. It is my favorite meal...errr...holiday of the year. The Christmas season should not start until December 1. But I also think Halloween starts way too early...October 1, folks, not just after Labor Day!
From the concept art, it looks like the Knight Bus will be right off the lagoon near the main entrance....
I find it hard to believe this will all be finished before August 2014, still waiting for an official opening day before I book our trip.