Published: May 7, 2014 at 10:28 AMI don't see alcohol promoters and college-aged barflies going for a change from Cinco de Mayo.... Yelling Quince Seis de Septiembre at the top of your tequila-pickled lungs is just too hard. And it's way too long to print on signs and promotional flyers :-)
Got a kick out of your report on Disney's Florida legislative success. You've got a great handle on how things work in our poor state :-P
Published: May 7, 2014 at 10:54 AMJeff, I SO hope you are right about the re-opening date for Calico Mine Ride at Knott's Berry Farm. A while back they changed the completion date on their website from June 13, 2014 to "Summer 2014" so I thought that meant I was probably going to miss it, because our Knott's day is scheduled for June 17th. If you're right and they do reopen on June 14th, we'll get to ride it. That would be very cool! Crossing fingers.
Published: May 7, 2014 at 9:38 PM...a nintendo theme park.
super mario. the legend of zelda. metroid. kirby.
oh my god pokemon.
why are we not funding this?!?!
Published: May 8, 2014 at 7:16 AMGreat article, Jeff!
I wonder if the opening scroll for the next Star Wars movie will look something like this:
A short time ago, in lands near and far away....
It is a period of unprecedented construction in the theme park industry.
Universal/Comcast theme parks, employing the magic of the boy wizard,
conjure up a huge wad of cash and using the money to re-make themselves,
win their first victory against the Sith beancounters of the Disney Empire.
During the battle, rebel Imagineers defected to Universal and built IOA
and transformed USF and USH while Disney’s best ideas went to Asia and
Europe, and it is rumored that the ultimate franchise, Star Wars, beloved around
the world, will be first built in mainland China instead of the United States.
Realizing that not everybody who goes to theme parks pushes a stroller
and wants to ride in a boat or an omnimover, CEO Robert Iger summons
Jedi Imagineers Scott Trowbridge and Tom Fizgerald to Orlando
via the Disney corporate jet in an attempt to revive the moribund Florida theme
parks and restore respectability to Disney World.
…… but will the dark side triumph?
The saga continues……
Published: May 8, 2014 at 8:49 AMThe goblins in the Gringotts Bank looked amazingly real. The Al Roker did not.
Published: May 8, 2014 at 9:21 AMTim: Sooooo funny. Great satire.
Published: May 8, 2014 at 10:38 AMIt's Jeff's fault! His column brings out the worst in me! (Actually it's the residual effects of the heat stroke I suffered last Sunday from the lack of shade in New Fantasyland while I stood outside the SDMT and pretended to look like a likely candidate for a soft opening ride.) ;^)
Published: May 10, 2014 at 9:46 AMNot to mention EVERY single show aired on ABC has an episode where they go to Disney.... Just waiting for the Grey's Anatomy - Disney Edition. Surprised they didn't work it into Lost as well.