James Rao
Writer

Published: March 19, 2008 at 6:59 AM

Six Flags is just pathetic. We are watching the steady, but sure demise of a once proud amusement park giant. This latest blunder is kind of like pouring iodine into an open wound.

I like Cheerleaders as much as the next fella, but come on, do I really want them cheering me on every time I board the latest incarnation of BATMAN THE RIDE?

Hmmm...come to think of it, that wouldn't be half bad. Maybe they can follow me around like my own personal cheerleading harem? What was I thinking...this is a great idea!!!!!

Next up: Chipendale's Dancer's urge on the ladies!!!! Don't forget your dollar bills, girls!!!

Adrienne McDonald

Published: March 19, 2008 at 7:37 AM

I liked Midnight Rider as the name but I guess if that's what they wanna do well.... The new name is a bit long though.
As for the cheerleaders??? Is that REALLLY necessary? I wonder how long THAT will last. Will they really be pros or just ppl wanting a job I wonder. I'm a cheerleader, can I be one???
Robert Niles
Editor

Published: March 19, 2008 at 7:54 AM

If the cheerleaders are high-school-wrestling-cheerleader types, what are they going to cheer for? "Wait *in* that line! In it! In it!" or "Don't. Jump. That queue!"

Now, if we're talking cheerleaders in the "Laker Girls" mode, well, that's a whole different thing, now isn't it?

Joshua Counsil

Published: March 19, 2008 at 10:40 AM

Buy. A sea-. -son's pass.
X. Has bro-. -ken down.