Published: March 29, 2006 at 12:07 PMWow, lets change Busch Gardens to Tampa World, actually, sounds better than "Busch Gardens, Africa".
Published: March 30, 2006 at 6:23 PMSix Flags Great America turns to Illinois Adventure? That would be bad. Nothing against my state, but all we have is Chicago and Abe Lincoln!
Published: March 30, 2006 at 6:46 PMWhy oh why couldn't I have a career in theme park marketing.