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RealWorld Adventure Park
Shopping Mall Madness - Visiters visit a shopping mall and, well, ... shop.
The Grocers! - roller coaster: Guests board shopping-cart type trains and traverse grocery store aisles while listening to muzak.
Gas Pump Island - dark ride: pay before you pump, no smoking, car wash available.
Food Court - Located in the mall.
Grocer's Grab Bag - grab what you want while riding The Grocers!
JF Junky - located outside Gas Pump Island.
Big Yellow School Bus - roller coaster: no driver, no seatbelts, no brakes!
Recess Play Area - hyper-monkey bars, giga-swings, and a three acre sand pile!
Walk, Don't Walk - dark ride: avoid getting hit during pre-rush hour traffic.
Cafeteria - located next to Recess!
"Work, Work, Work Land"
WORK! - stage show: the cast of STOMP! destroys an office.
Around The House - there's more work to be done here.
Rush Hour! - possibly the slowest roller coaster in the world.
Mom's Place - let Mom do the cooking. Located in Around The House.
Break Room - always messy, broken micro-wave, located next to WORK!
Park admission as one week's salary -- Peace out!
You are trying to get something new from these guys! Something inspirationnal, something that make the business improve, get better. But as I see, it is difficult to get anything better then jokes on this site when it comes to getting serious about the future. I have tried a few times. The only serious answers I can get are always from a few regulars. It is easy to criticize. But it is difficult to really look into the future and build aomething out of our imagination. It took Walt 15 years to developp the Disneyland concept. Now I see why
Have a goos they
From the cold up north Montréal Canada (-25 Celsius today)
That's not saying that people don't try. People like Kevin and Enthusiast often map out ideas for whole parks. Maybe I'm just being lazy, but until Disney come up to me outside Disneyland with a huge clipboard and ask me what I think of Eisner, I don't intend to put much thought into my development of theme parks.
Seulement tout le monde confondre mais le Marc Andre,
Disney's Time Warp!
Board Disney's latest creation, as you journey back to a time when Disney spent money on new attractions, used their imaginations on new park concepts, and actually gave a damn about what they were building! And Eisney didn't have that arrogant smile.
Sorry, what am I thinking. Eisner has always had that stupid smile.
Not to mention that it would cost at least $10, way over Disney's budget for a new park, let alone a new ride.
Here's a few ideas for rides and attractions:
"Moe's Offensive Driving School": These are bumper cars with attitude. Each time you bump another driver, Moe chews you out: "You lamebrain!" You im-be-cile!" Oh, a wiseguy, eh?"
"A Coasting We Will Go": Here's a coaster that only a Stooge could build--cobbled together from old pieces of pipe, rotten old lumber, and truck parts. The trains would be conglomerations of rusty old Model Ts that shake and rattle as they top the lift hill. The loop would be an old radial tire.
"Curly's Woo-Woo": Spin and along with Curly, but watch out for the spitting clams!
"Hoi-Polloi" dark ride: Climb about the Stooges' rusty old truck and take a wild spin through the grounds and all over some rich dowager's palatial mansion. Bob and weave your way, dodging burst water pipes, tottering suits of armor and grandfather clocks, and falling monkey wrenches. The big finish is, of course, a pie fight--with you in the middle!
Would I visit such a place? Soytainly! Nyuk nyuk, nyuk!
#1, re theme golden state to Gold Rush. Make it set during the gold rush era, and have a little more adventure.
#2 re theme garden area to Spanish California Zorro time period. Make a small Zorro stunt theater.
#3 improve Grizzly Rapids with a story of exploration and search for gold. Have anamatronics of a Grizzly set in the 1890's
#4 emphasize 1920's themeing to condor flats, change ride film to a barnstormer film. Make a non-reliable pilot type the host of the ride. Make the ride-film with no cut edits, the audience could be "wing walkers"
#5 Re theme Super-Star Limo to a sort of "Toads Wild Ride" through a production studio. Think the chase scene in PeeWee's Big Adventure.
#6 Enclose Mullhound Madness and add in scenes from "World of Motion"
#7 Make a "Spook House" dark ride in PP, possibly themed to "Ichabod" "Sleepy Hollow"
#8 Add side shows to PP. Make them family friendly, Shock Show, Girl to Gorrlia etc. Possibly add a grind show (unattended exhibit).
#9 and of course add Tower of Terror which they are now doing.
Main Street Las Vegas
1.TOWER OF TERROR-HOTEL LUXOR
Here, guests go on an elevator through the realms of Hotel Luxor, a cursed hotel closed in 1999 by a mysterious cursed doll also known as Shiriki Utundu....Nearby Shops are HOTEL LUXOR GIFTS
2. Dick Tracy's Crimestoppers
A revamped version of the never-made disney ride with 4D and Animatronics.
3.Las Vegas Tours
A car ride which will go around the Mainstreet Las Vegas streets.
1.Paco`s Safari Adventures
A rugged and ruff jeep ride through a deep and dark jungle, with raging beasts and raging natives.
A revamped version of the classic ride with new scenes such as a Fire and Water God Temple and an encounter with the Fire God, Iqualaticol himself.
3.The Enchanted Tiki Room Theater
Its Enchanted Tiki Room with all 4 Versions!!
Enchanted tiki Room/New Management/Get the Fever/Aloha E Ko Mo Mai!
Its a treehouse, yeah.
1.Big Thunder Mountain Railroad
Its the roller coaster with new scenes such as a Dynamite Explosion and a raging grizzly.
2.Mine Train Thru Natures Wonderland
The revamped version of the now gone disney ride.
3.Country Bear Theater
The country bears with every version of the show.
4.Big Thunder Mountain Mine Ride
The jr. version of BTMR with less speed, and less drops.
Revamped with new scenes such as A Shadow of Uncle Remus on the 1st lift, a longer version of the Rainbow Cavern(Laughing Place)
2.Beaver Brothers Canoes
3.Beaver Brothers Wooden Coaster
A short, coaster thru Splash Mountain
4.Racketys Rum Blast
A Freefall type attraction with blasting rums caused by Rackety, the culprit who flooded Splash Mountain.
MORE UPCOMING THEMELANDS
Revamped with new scenes like, LONGER LONDON FLIGHT.
2.Pinnochios Daring Journey
Revamped with Longer PleasureIsland scene and inside Monstro.
3.Alice in Wonderland
4.Snow Whites Scary Adventures(WDW Version)
6.Mad Tea Party
New scenes like Yetis Son, a Crushed Helicopter, and skeletons of an Expedition Team.
8.Poohs Hunny Hunt
9.Mr.Toads Wild ride
THE DISNEY KINGDOM
1.The Black Cauldron Adventure
A dark ride through scenes of the Black cauldron.
2.The Sword in the Stone Legend
A dark ride thru the Sword in the Stone.
3.Dragon Castle Mystery Tour
A tour filled with villains, much like Tokyos mystery tour.
A roller coaster through the Dragon Castle based on Night on Bald Mountain with encounters with Maleficent, Chernabog, and the legendary Dragon.
1.Roger Rabbits Cartoon Spin
2.ALL THE HOUSES
3.ToonTown Bus Jam
A simulator ride thru the town of Toon Town.
1.Mission to Mars
3.Adventure Thru Inner Space
5.Star Tours-The New Tours
YOU CAN CHOOSE TOURS TO ENDOR, TATTOINE, BESPIN, HOTH and Other planets!
1.Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters-FASTPASSS
A mixture of WDWs and DLs.
2.Monsters inc Ride and Go Seek!-FASTPASS
The same one in Tokyo.
4.Meet the World
Walt Disney World
Tokyo Disney Resort