Stitch's Great Escape reviews
Theme Park Insider readers offer their ratings and reviews for Stitch's Great Escape, a animatronic show in Tomorrowland at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom. (The minimum height to ride is 40 inches.)
Written by Joseph Thomas Perhaps management thought it out of place--something that would have been more at home in Epcot or the Disney Studios--but whatever the case may have been, the alien terrorized its last audience on October 11th, 2003. In its place, Disney decided it was high time to introduce guests to an alien encounter of the cute and fluffy kind. The story behind this attraction takes place before the events in the movie "Lilo & Stitch", so the attraction fits in well with the Tomorrowland theme. Guests enter the Galactic Federation Prisoner Teleport Center, automatically becoming new recruits in a volunteer PTC guard program. After an explanation and demonstration, we're taken to a high security chamber to guard a new arrival--Experiment 626. Naturally, the security systems aren't enough to keep the creature contained and chaos ensues. Disney faced a challenge in creating an attraction that offered the thrills of Alien Encounter while at the same time catering to a younger audience. The result is a complex compromise: the animatronics are amazing, the themeing is sparse. The animation and sound is fun, the special effects are boring. One gets the impression of teaching a new dog old tricks (or in this case, a new alien). Although Alien Encounter may be gone and forgotten, there are some nods to the attraction (especially in the third chamber--the teleportation tube has hardly changed, save for a new coat of paint). In the corridor leading up to the show chambers, there are some faux computer equipment built into the walls that still bear the X-S Tech logo (suggesting that the teleportation equipment in use by the Galactic Federation was sold--er, that is, generously donated, by the alien corporation). AE fans will also be delighted to know that Skippy is present and accounted for, although the former demonstration droid S.I.R. (formerly voiced in a delightfully menacing manner by Tim Curry) has been transformed into a silly, overweight desk sergeant robot. The third chamber is the main show room where the Stitch encounter takes place. Not surprisingly, it's all very similar to the design and set-up of Alien Encounter--water, light effects and sound from speakers in the equipment above and behind your head. A new show program, audio and video and voilá, you've got the basis for a new attraction. There's also an edition of a scent device, added for a nice, nasty Stitch burp (how quaint). That's right, folks, they spare no expense. The Stitch audioanimatronic was the most advanced figure created by Disney Imagineering, until 2006 when they introduced the Yeti in Expedition Everest at Disney's Animal Kingdom Park. The Stitch AA actually makes this attraction worthwhile. He walks around on the elevated platform (that is, his figure is designed to appear to step around). His arms move, his ears and spine spikes twitch. He blinks, he laughs, he growls, he turns 360 degrees. And then he spits. This brings us to the tracking cannons, the other two additions to the main show chambers. The two guns, inspired by the tracking cannons in the "Lilo & Stitch" film, follow Stitch's DNA signature, their barrels twirling back and forth like that of a camera zooming in and out. They fire on whatever DNA may be outside of the transporter perimeter--including Stitch snot. The pair of cannons are very flexible, with multiple joints, and twist in many different directions--and do so quickly. They almost exude personality as they try to track down the escapee inside the room, firing aimlessly. While the technology used in making Stitch appear so lifelike is totally spectacular, the sparse themeing seems to be a disappointment. New paint, new logos and a whole lot of the weird Federation Language do not an attraction make. While the sign outside says Prisoner Teleport Center, there's really nothing to suggest that the building has high security as a Galactic Federation structure probably should. Some additional funding for more dynamic props would have shown a greater effort. It's possible Imagineering had some great ideas, but may have been forced to trim them down to meet budget. A faux scanner or detection system at the front door--maybe a high security lock--a small addition can make a world of difference. Often, it's the smaller details that people don't always notice, but do contribute to the overall experience. There are fresh animated sequences to accompany the attraction, featuring the voice talents Kevin Michael Richardson, Zoe Caldwell and Kevin McDonald. It lends a nice level of freshness that the attraction wouldn't have if recycled movie scenes were used. There are only one or two minor issues in regards to story continuity. While the scanners do identify him as Experiment 626, but Stitch does refer to himself as 'Stitch', even though he doesn't receive this name until Lilo names him in the movie. Clearly, this is done for the audience's benefit, and is a trivial detail. Stitch's escape from the PTC seems so anti-climactic compared to his arrival. There's also a troubling inconsistency in that Stitch escapes by teleporting to Tomorrowland--suggesting that we are somewhere else OTHER than Tomorrowland, and yet, when you exit, you walk down a very nondescript hall into a Tomorrowland store. A minor detail not many will get or even care about, but it is confusing for those who do notice it. NOTE TO PARENTS WITH YOUNGER ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AGED CHILDREN: While Stitch's Great Escape is certainly less terrifying than Alien Encounter, it still has some moments that kids might be upset with. There are two extended periods of darkness, accompanied by loud noises and stereo sounds of Stitch behind you. Disney seems to try so hard to strike the balance between thrilling and funny, but darkness is a factor that even a raucous Stitch can't remove the fear from. NOTE FROM FORMER CAST MEMBER OF THE ATTRACTION: MANY times I have had to escort kids out of the Chamber (theater) that were scared between the ages of 4 and 8. Parents this is not the stitch you see in the movie. This is Experiment 626, meaning, this attraction was meant to be a prequel to the movie and stitch was pretty obnoxious. Like it says in the description 3 of the 8 minutes spent in the chamber are in TOTAL DARKNESS and special effects make it seem like stitch is on top of you and harassing you. SPOILER: for parents with young children, be ready in the second dark scene for air to shoot into the back of your hair startling most young kids. I have yet to figure out the target audience Disney set for stitch because older kids and adults find it cheesy and sometimes boring or dumb and young children get scared half to death! Readers' rating:
U rode it once you've seen it all - Andrew Dougherty Worst attraction ever made. Don't even step foot near it unless it's for an event! 0/10 - Eric Cartman My kids liked it, thats the good thing but I was not amazed. I just sat there getting attacked by horrible stench, and poor special effects. - Brendan Harrison YAWN FEST! seems like your in the Dark more than anything else - Giacomo B. Only reason i road was to witness the then groundbreaking stitch audioanimatronic. the rest of the ride was torture. Never draws more than a 5min wait. theres no reason for Disney to keep it they should just bring Alien encounter back since it would break the bank of Disney's huge profits. Bring back the original ride, but move the stitch figure somewhere else, perhaps as a display on TTA - travis traymoore I think this is a pretty solid attraction - not amazing, but not bad either. I think a lot of the bad reviews come largely from people who loved the far-scarier Alien Encounter. - Mostly Anonymous I can't believe all the negative comments. Yea, it's gonna be corny, but that's Disney for you! This is coming from a biased opinion, because going on the extraTERRORestrial ride as a small kid, I was scared beyond belief. Of course this ride doesn't satisfy the thrill seekers, but the needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many. I think it's a cute attraction that's definitely up for a re-ride. It's true to the story line, despite the name blooper, and captures the essence of the Lilo and Stitch movies very nicely. - Sarah Durden More attraction and restaurant ratings:
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