Hundreds Of Blind, Pallid Disney Characters Discovered Living In Caves Deep Within Space Mountain

Edited: March 24, 2017, 8:54 AM

If I worked at the Onion, you'd be getting many more of these types of stories.

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March 24, 2017, 8:10 AM

A week early huh?

March 24, 2017, 8:56 AM

This joke would have worked 10x better if it had been Thunder Mountain. That's why we need a theme park expert like you on staff at The Onion, Jeff

March 24, 2017, 9:40 AM

Funny you should say that....I have from time to time been trying to figure out how to get an audition to write for them.

March 25, 2017, 3:46 AM

Jeff come on! Don't you think Securety has long throw out those Creatures?

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