Who wants to go to Dracula Land?

December 8, 2025, 1:04 PM

This park is going to suck, one way or another. ;-)

https://blooloop.com/dracula-land-theme-park-romania/

It's a proposed US$1.3 billion, 193-acre, Dracula-themed park and entertainment district in Romania. This, of course, immediately raises my eyebrow, having seen over the years countless proposals for big parks around the world evaporate like a vampire in sunlight. But these lines from the article above drove a stake through my heart:

"In addition to the physical development, there will be a Dracula Land metaverse where users across the world can explore a digital twin of the destination.

"This will offer its own cryptocurrency (DraculaCoin), NFT-type systems for digital ownership and experiences, and AI-driven personalisation and avatars."

I believe we have a Buzzword Bingo!

What odds are we giving that this project happens?

Replies (4)

December 8, 2025, 3:09 PM

Up next: Spaghetti City, the new park coming to Rome, Italy! This park can only be accessed through a digital cryptocurrency called PepperoniCoin, which will be used to buy NFTs.

That's what this park sounds like to me. It's more likely that I get struck by lightning 100 times at once than this thing opening.

December 8, 2025, 10:49 PM

PepperoniCoin sounds like the kind of currency I can get behind lol

December 9, 2025, 12:18 PM

Trying so hard to be now, they’re actually 5 minutes ago.