Make your own park

If you had the chance to build your own theme park, what would you put in it?

From Shane Falcone
Posted May 17, 2001 at 3:25 PM
If you had to make your own park, what would you put in it?

From Anonymous
Posted October 20, 2002 at 3:43 PM
id put a roller coster that dunkes you under water by the way my email is please email me by the way i have msn

From Coaster Enthusiast
Posted October 20, 2002 at 4:46 PM
Gawd -- Look at the dates on this one, Kevin. It's all too spooky. And, talk about BLOG.

RealWorld Adventure Park

"The Galleria"
Shopping Mall Madness - Visiters visit a shopping mall and, well, ... shop.
The Grocers! - roller coaster: Guests board shopping-cart type trains and traverse grocery store aisles while listening to muzak.
Gas Pump Island - dark ride: pay before you pump, no smoking, car wash available.

Food Court - Located in the mall.
Grocer's Grab Bag - grab what you want while riding The Grocers!
JF Junky - located outside Gas Pump Island.

"Skool Daze"
Big Yellow School Bus - roller coaster: no driver, no seatbelts, no brakes!
Recess Play Area - hyper-monkey bars, giga-swings, and a three acre sand pile!
Walk, Don't Walk - dark ride: avoid getting hit during pre-rush hour traffic.

Cafeteria - located next to Recess!

"Work, Work, Work Land"
WORK! - stage show: the cast of STOMP! destroys an office.
Around The House - there's more work to be done here.
Rush Hour! - possibly the slowest roller coaster in the world.

Mom's Place - let Mom do the cooking. Located in Around The House.
Break Room - always messy, broken micro-wave, located next to WORK!

Park admission as one week's salary -- Peace out!

From Anne Evans
Posted December 14, 2002 at 2:00 PM

From Ben Mills
Posted December 14, 2002 at 2:22 PM
Very funny Anne. Very funny indeed.

From Anonymous
Posted December 14, 2002 at 3:45 PM
oh, and dont forget shops.

From Matthew Woodall
Posted January 24, 2003 at 2:50 PM

From Coaster Enthusiast
Posted January 24, 2003 at 3:10 PM
Dollywood tried the "Shows" theme ...

From Coaster Enthusiast
Posted January 24, 2003 at 3:11 PM
And, what about ... "WORK! - stage show: the cast of STOMP! destroys an office."
--sounds like a show to me.

From Ben Mills
Posted January 24, 2003 at 3:55 PM
Hey, not just any office. Why not Eisner's office? It's about time someone gave Disney a reason to move him out.

From Marc-André Routhier
Posted January 25, 2003 at 7:38 AM
Bravo Shane!

You are trying to get something new from these guys! Something inspirationnal, something that make the business improve, get better. But as I see, it is difficult to get anything better then jokes on this site when it comes to getting serious about the future. I have tried a few times. The only serious answers I can get are always from a few regulars. It is easy to criticize. But it is difficult to really look into the future and build aomething out of our imagination. It took Walt 15 years to developp the Disneyland concept. Now I see why

Have a goos they
From the cold up north Montréal Canada (-25 Celsius today)
Marc-André Routhier

From Marc-André Routhier
Posted January 25, 2003 at 7:43 AM
I mean a good day


From Ben Mills
Posted January 25, 2003 at 4:17 PM
Yeah, you may be right. But even if one us comes up with an idea for the best ride ever, what will come of it?


That's not saying that people don't try. People like Kevin and Enthusiast often map out ideas for whole parks. Maybe I'm just being lazy, but until Disney come up to me outside Disneyland with a huge clipboard and ask me what I think of Eisner, I don't intend to put much thought into my development of theme parks.

Seulement tout le monde confondre mais le Marc Andre,

From Ben Mills
Posted January 26, 2003 at 3:44 PM
Having said that though, I think I have just come up with possibly one of the world's greatest ideas...

Disney's Time Warp!
Board Disney's latest creation, as you journey back to a time when Disney spent money on new attractions, used their imaginations on new park concepts, and actually gave a damn about what they were building! And Eisney didn't have that arrogant smile.

Sorry, what am I thinking. Eisner has always had that stupid smile.

Not to mention that it would cost at least $10, way over Disney's budget for a new park, let alone a new ride.

From Anonymous
Posted February 21, 2003 at 11:28 AM
you all suck he he ha ha

From Anonymous
Posted August 1, 2003 at 6:16 AM
True, ha!

From Chuck Campbell
Posted August 1, 2003 at 2:47 PM
Listen up, you knuckleheads! There is one unexploited theme that could be a riot--perhaps literally. Welcome to Stoogeville, Hometown of Moe, Larry, Curly, Shemp, Joe, and Curly Joe. (I think that's all of 'em--maybe we can reserve a special place for Emil Sitka).

Here's a few ideas for rides and attractions:

"Moe's Offensive Driving School": These are bumper cars with attitude. Each time you bump another driver, Moe chews you out: "You lamebrain!" You im-be-cile!" Oh, a wiseguy, eh?"

"A Coasting We Will Go": Here's a coaster that only a Stooge could build--cobbled together from old pieces of pipe, rotten old lumber, and truck parts. The trains would be conglomerations of rusty old Model Ts that shake and rattle as they top the lift hill. The loop would be an old radial tire.

"Curly's Woo-Woo": Spin and along with Curly, but watch out for the spitting clams!

"Hoi-Polloi" dark ride: Climb about the Stooges' rusty old truck and take a wild spin through the grounds and all over some rich dowager's palatial mansion. Bob and weave your way, dodging burst water pipes, tottering suits of armor and grandfather clocks, and falling monkey wrenches. The big finish is, of course, a pie fight--with you in the middle!

Would I visit such a place? Soytainly! Nyuk nyuk, nyuk!

From Christian Wright
Posted August 1, 2003 at 4:07 PM
Last night just before falling asleep my mind started running with ideas for improving Disneys California Adventure.

#1, re theme golden state to Gold Rush. Make it set during the gold rush era, and have a little more adventure.
#2 re theme garden area to Spanish California Zorro time period. Make a small Zorro stunt theater.
#3 improve Grizzly Rapids with a story of exploration and search for gold. Have anamatronics of a Grizzly set in the 1890's
#4 emphasize 1920's themeing to condor flats, change ride film to a barnstormer film. Make a non-reliable pilot type the host of the ride. Make the ride-film with no cut edits, the audience could be "wing walkers"
#5 Re theme Super-Star Limo to a sort of "Toads Wild Ride" through a production studio. Think the chase scene in PeeWee's Big Adventure.
#6 Enclose Mullhound Madness and add in scenes from "World of Motion"
#7 Make a "Spook House" dark ride in PP, possibly themed to "Ichabod" "Sleepy Hollow"
#8 Add side shows to PP. Make them family friendly, Shock Show, Girl to Gorrlia etc. Possibly add a grind show (unattended exhibit).
#9 and of course add Tower of Terror which they are now doing.

From Darren Russell
Posted August 5, 2003 at 8:40 AM
i have purchased a large amount of land so may think about turning it into a themepark in the future.
I have been looking at buying to offthe shelf rollercoasters to lend out to a see side fair one in fact is exactly the same as cameolots gauntlet.

From Anne Evans
Posted August 5, 2003 at 11:08 AM
Where is your land Darren? I might visit it if it is made.

From Darren Russell
Posted August 6, 2003 at 7:22 AM
Its in north wales. IT is currentl used for farm land until i can sort out afew rides which will take ages.It will be more like a fair. I dont know if i will go ahead with it untill 2005

From Ben Mills
Posted August 6, 2003 at 7:54 AM
You know, there's a lot of untapped creative design talent going unused on TPI if you need cheap designers...

From ashley robinson
Posted July 21, 2005 at 12:06 PM
i would love to make my own theme park.

From Adriel Tjokrosaputro
Posted July 21, 2005 at 11:22 PM
I will make a ride that will never be the same like the other rides in any theme parks!Maybe I will build a ride like Indiana Jones but has some inversions!And of course higher and faster!Or maybe I will put a roller coaster just like Kingda Ka but higher,faster,safer,and longer!It will reach the length about 10,000 feet and the height is 500 feet with the top speed of 150 mph.But not faster moving.Cosider the safer I will put some 0-150 mph in...maybe...8-10 seconds.

From Johnny McKormick
Posted December 25, 2010 at 7:24 PM
Epic Disneyland(Mostly original rides)Here, I will put 4 Themelands

Main Street Las Vegas
Here, guests go on an elevator through the realms of Hotel Luxor, a cursed hotel closed in 1999 by a mysterious cursed doll also known as Shiriki Utundu....Nearby Shops are HOTEL LUXOR GIFTS

2. Dick Tracy's Crimestoppers
A revamped version of the never-made disney ride with 4D and Animatronics.

3.Las Vegas Tours
A car ride which will go around the Mainstreet Las Vegas streets.

1.Paco`s Safari Adventures
A rugged and ruff jeep ride through a deep and dark jungle, with raging beasts and raging natives.

2.Jungle Cruise
A revamped version of the classic ride with new scenes such as a Fire and Water God Temple and an encounter with the Fire God, Iqualaticol himself.

3.The Enchanted Tiki Room Theater
Its Enchanted Tiki Room with all 4 Versions!!
Enchanted tiki Room/New Management/Get the Fever/Aloha E Ko Mo Mai!

4.Tarzan`s Treehouse
Its a treehouse, yeah.

1.Big Thunder Mountain Railroad
Its the roller coaster with new scenes such as a Dynamite Explosion and a raging grizzly.

2.Mine Train Thru Natures Wonderland
The revamped version of the now gone disney ride.

3.Country Bear Theater
The country bears with every version of the show.

4.Big Thunder Mountain Mine Ride
The jr. version of BTMR with less speed, and less drops.

Critter Country
1.Splash Mountain
Revamped with new scenes such as A Shadow of Uncle Remus on the 1st lift, a longer version of the Rainbow Cavern(Laughing Place)

2.Beaver Brothers Canoes
3.Beaver Brothers Wooden Coaster
A short, coaster thru Splash Mountain

4.Racketys Rum Blast
A Freefall type attraction with blasting rums caused by Rackety, the culprit who flooded Splash Mountain.


From Johnny McKormick
Posted December 25, 2010 at 7:38 PM

1.peterpans flight
Revamped with new scenes like, LONGER LONDON FLIGHT.

2.Pinnochios Daring Journey
Revamped with Longer PleasureIsland scene and inside Monstro.

3.Alice in Wonderland
4.Snow Whites Scary Adventures(WDW Version)
6.Mad Tea Party

7.Matterhorn Bobsleds
New scenes like Yetis Son, a Crushed Helicopter, and skeletons of an Expedition Team.

8.Poohs Hunny Hunt

8.Castle Carrousel
9.Mr.Toads Wild ride


1.The Black Cauldron Adventure
A dark ride through scenes of the Black cauldron.

2.The Sword in the Stone Legend
A dark ride thru the Sword in the Stone.

3.Dragon Castle Mystery Tour
A tour filled with villains, much like Tokyos mystery tour.

A roller coaster through the Dragon Castle based on Night on Bald Mountain with encounters with Maleficent, Chernabog, and the legendary Dragon.

1.Roger Rabbits Cartoon Spin

3.ToonTown Bus Jam
A simulator ride thru the town of Toon Town.

1.Mission to Mars
2.People Mover
3.Adventure Thru Inner Space
5.Star Tours-The New Tours
7.Rocket Rods

1.Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters-FASTPASSS
A mixture of WDWs and DLs.

2.Monsters inc Ride and Go Seek!-FASTPASS
The same one in Tokyo.

3.Captain EO
4.Meet the World

From steve lee
Posted January 1, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Is five years a zombie thread record?

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