Martin Scorsese insulted theme park attractions by calling them "Marvel movies" (or something like that), so I thought it would be interesting if there was a theme park for his own dark, gritty cinematic universe. Here are a few of my ideas for attractions/lands:
- A Robert DeNiro land dedicated to every gangster, tough guy, and socially isolated taxi driver he's played.
- A "Great Moments with Jordan Belfort" animatronic show.
- A The Irishman-themed pub
- A Goodfellas dark ride where you sit in the trunk of a car until you're killed (in other words, a re-themed Mr. Toad's Wild Ride but with the same story), and Ray Liotta says, "Ever since I was a kid, I always wanted to be in a theme park ride" as you exit the vehicle.
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