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JOE INSIDER - Stitch's Great Escape at The Magic Kingdom
A stitch in time saves nine, but only if the budget is up to the challenge. Joe Lane reports his findings at the "new" Tomorrowland show.
By Joe Lane
JOE INSIDER - Stitch's Great Escape at the Magic Kingdom
SPOILER ALERT: Possible spoilers lie within this review. If you plan on experiencing this attraction for yourself and want to be surprised, do not continue reading.
It's a wonder why the management at WDW decide The ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter was ready to shut down. The attraction was one of the few E-Tickets intended for mature audiences at the Magic Kingdom, a park better known for attractions aimed at a younger audience. While it did receive a fair number of complaints for its scare factor, many teens and adults enjoyed the experience, and it was good to see an original concept in Disney that wasn't based on a movie.
Perhaps management thought it out of place--something that would have been more at home in Epcot or the Disney Studios--but whatever the case may have been, the alien terrorized its last audience on October 11th, 2003. In its place, Disney decided it was high time to introduce guests to an alien encounter of the cute and fluffy kind.
Stitch's Great Escape officially opens November 16th. WDW Passholders had an opportunity the first weekend of November to experience the attraction for themselves. Reviews and feelings are mixed. This might be another example of how Disney's efforts to offer new, fresh attractions on diminished budgets are affecting overall quality.
The attraction entrance in Tomorrowland; Fastpasses are available.
The story behind the attraction takes place before the events in the movie "Lilo & Stitch", so the attraction fits in well with the Tomorrowland theme. Guests enter the Galactic Federation Prisoner Teleport Center, automatically becoming new recruits in a volunteer PTC guard program. After an explanation and demonstration, we're taken to a high security chamber to guard a new arrival--Experiment 626. Naturally, the security systems aren't enough to keep the creature contained and chaos ensues.
Disney faced a challenge in creating an attraction that offered the thrills of Alien Encounter while at the same time catering to a younger audience. The result is a complex compromise: the animatronics are amazing, the themeing is sparse. The animation and sound is fun, the special effects are boring. One gets the impression of teaching a new dog old tricks (or in this case, a new alien).
Although Alien Encounter may be gone and forgotten, there are some nods to the attraction (especially in the third chamber--the teleportation tube has hardly changed, save for a new coat of paint). In the corridor leading up to the show chambers, there are some faux computer equipment built into the walls that still bear the X-S Tech logo (suggesting that the teleportation equipment in use by the Galactic Federation was sold--er, that is, generously donated, by the alien corporation).
AE fans will also be delighted to know that Skippy is present and accounted for, although the former demonstration droid S.I.R. (formerly voiced in a delightfully menacing manner by Tim Curry) has been transformed into a silly, overweight desk sergeant robot.
The third chamber is the main show room where the Stitch encounter takes place. Not surprisingly, it's all very similar to the design and set-up of Alien Encounter--water, light effects and sound from speakers in the equipment above and behind your head. A new show program, audio and video and voilá, you've got the basis for a new attraction. There's also an edition of a scent device, added for a nice, nasty Stitch burp (how quaint).
That's right, folks, they spare no expense.
The Stitch audioanimatronic is the most advanced figure created by Disney Imagineering--and it shows. The Stitch AA actually makes this attraction worthwhile. He walks around on the elevated platform (that is, his figure is designed to appear to step around). His arms move, his ears and spine spikes twitch. He blinks, he laughs, he growls, he turns 360 degrees.
And then he spits.
This brings us to the tracking cannons, the other two additions to the main show chambers. The two guns, inspired by the tracking cannons in the "Lilo & Stitch" film, follow Stitch's DNA signature, their barrels twirling back and forth like that of a camera zooming in and out. They fire on whatever DNA may be outside of the transporter perimeter--including Stitch snot. The pair of cannons are very flexible, with multiple joints, and twist in many different directions--and do so quickly. They almost exude personality as they try to track down the escapee inside the room, firing aimlessly.
While the technology used in making Stitch appear so lifelike is totally spectacular, the sparse themeing seems to be a disappointment. New paint, new logos and a whole lot of the weird Federation Language do not an attraction make. While the sign outside says Prisoner Teleport Center, there's really nothing to suggest that the building has high security as a Galactic Federation structure probably should. Some additional funding for more dynamic props would have shown a greater effort. It's possible Imagineering had some great ideas, but may have been forced to trim them down to meet budget. A faux scanner or detection system at the front door--maybe a high security lock--a small addition can make a world of difference. Often, it's the smaller details that people don't always notice, but do contribute to the overall experience.
There are fresh animated sequences to accompany the attraction, featuring the voice talents Kevin Michael Richardson, Zoe Caldwell and Kevin McDonald. It lends a nice level of freshness that the attraction wouldn't have if recycled movie scenes were used.
There are only one or two minor issues in regards to story continuity. While the scanners do identify him as Experiment 626, but Stitch does refer to himself as 'Stitch', even though he doesn't receive this name until Lilo names him in the movie. Clearly, this is done for the audience's benefit, and is a trivial detail. Stitch's escape from the PTC seems so anti-climactic compared to his arrival. There's also a troubling inconsistency in that Stitch escapes by teleporting to Tomorrowland--suggesting that we are somewhere else OTHER than Tomorrowland, and yet, when you exit, you walk down a very nondescript hall into a Tomorrowland store. A minor detail not many will get or even care about, but it is confusing for those who do notice it.
While Stitch's Great Escape is certainly less terrifying that Alien Encounter, it still has some moments that kids might be upset with. There are two extended periods of darkness, accompanied by loud noises and stereo sounds of Stitch behind you. Disney seems to try so hard to strike the balance between thrilling and funny, but darkness is a factor that even a raucous Stitch can't remove the fear from.
On a TPI scale of 0-10, Stitch finds himself with a 6-Fair. While the animatronics are simply amazing, the entire attraction is under whelming and leaves a slightly bad taste in the mouth, not to mention slightly damp clothes. Stitch fans may disagree, rating the attraction higher. Kids will likely enjoy the attraction if they enjoyed the movie, unless they fear the dark.
Now it's your turn to weigh in on Stitch. Post your comments and questions below. Until next time, keep on ridin'!
From Mark HollamonGood review Joe. My wife and I previewed the attraction yesterday. Our first reaction was laughter as the robot in the first scene was the same except for a new set of clothes and glasses!
Posted via 220.127.116.11 on November 8, 2004 at 2:13 AM (MST)
A few of the fx are really good and the animatronics are Disney's next generation which saves the attraction.
It would be nice if all of the "memories" of Alien were removed before the Stitch opened.
From Jason MooreI had planned on checking it out yesterday, but things changed and we didn't make it over there. I had really been looking forward to this attraction, but from the sounds of everything I'm hearing from this and other sources, I fear I may not be as happy with it as I had hoped. Oh well, guess I'll find out when I eventually get over there for it (hopefully later this month).
Posted via 18.104.22.168 on November 8, 2004 at 7:55 AM (MST)
From Robert NilesWhy must Disney keep throwing new overlays onto a tired old attraction no one cares about anymore?
Posted via 22.214.171.124 on November 8, 2004 at 11:57 AM (MST)
Gut the building and create a new experience... or just leave well enough alone.
From Jason GloverI went to the sneak preview on Nov. 7, and I gotta say that I loved it. Keep in mind that I'm a HUGE Stitch fan, so my views here are quite biased!! Joe's review is right on the money, so I won't bore anyone with something they've already read.
Posted via 126.96.36.199 on November 8, 2004 at 12:49 PM (MST)
I did the "ride" twice, and both times, only one of the cannons were working (in both rooms). I'm hoping this is just one of those minor glitches that comes with a soft-opening since Stitch teases one cannon and then the other.
My only other comment is the burp. Sure it's funny and appropriate (c'mon...it's Stitch), but the smell is rather potent. After the "ride", I kept smelling the horrid stench of pseudo-chili dogs with extra onions for the next 3 hours.
In any case, I give this ride an 8. If you're a Stitch fan, it's a must-do.
From Jason LesterI never got to go on Alien Encounter and was looking forward to doing so.
Posted via 188.8.131.52 on November 8, 2004 at 7:57 PM (MST)
It sounded cool and now I have to do Stitch instead.
From Dave BradleyWell now, I am a WDW annual passholder and I did not receive an invite for the special preview. Hmm.....
Posted via 184.108.40.206 on November 8, 2004 at 11:03 PM (MST)
I will post how I feel on this attraction, once I am allowed in!
From Jason MooreHow long have you been a passholder? They sent out all their hoopla for it way back in the summer edition of the Mickey Moniter before they even had specific dates for the preview. It said you had to check the website for the dates (which weren't posted til 2 months later I think). Other than that, the only reason I knew about it was from seeing it listed on websites.
Posted via 220.127.116.11 on November 9, 2004 at 7:26 AM (MST)
From Rob Chanis this a ride or a show? we going back to Disney this friday Nov 9. we missed this ride and Alien Encounter the last time we went in February.
Posted via 18.104.22.168 on November 9, 2004 at 9:46 AM (MST)
From Robert NilesThis show replaces the Alien Encounter show, those it is more of an overlay than a new show. Think of it like a 4D show (like Shrek or Honey, I Shrunk the Audience), but with animatronics rather than a 3D movie to look at.
Posted via 22.214.171.124 on November 9, 2004 at 11:37 AM (MST)
From andrew greensteinGood review. I guess if they wanted to make something LIKE alien but not as terrifying to little kids, this was a good effort.. The problem is the story gets choppy and sometimes TOO cartoonish. They did keep a lot of special effects but they got rid of the what I always thought to the best* one---the one that made Alien EXTRA-great: The way the alien broke out of the glass..that loud smash..the darkness..and then the faux broken glass on the stage.. THAT is gone--and I really thought they would leave it in--and have Stitch break out that way too : (
Posted via 126.96.36.199 on November 9, 2004 at 9:00 PM (MST)
From Rob Chanwell we went in february and we missed the alien encounter show for some reason. was it closed? well, my girl's a stitch fan so its all good. ALMOST FRIDAY!
Posted via 188.8.131.52 on November 10, 2004 at 7:57 AM (MST)
From Mike Burnettethis is a 7.5 ....a 6 is way too harsh!
Posted via 184.108.40.206 on November 10, 2004 at 11:27 AM (MST)
From Rick CAs a theme park junkie who loves Disney, let me say this is the worst ride in Magic Kingdom. Give me "It's a small World" over Stitch's Great Escape. Alien Encounter was not great, but at least it tried to be scary, and this is the same experience. do not bother unless it's raining. It's boring. Turn the lights off in your house and pretend that there STitch is there with you the spray yourself very lightly with a squirt gun and you have the same experience with no waiting.
Posted via 220.127.116.11 on August 21, 2005 at 8:37 PM (MST)
What really sicked me about this ride was the way it was hyped last Spring as NEW NEW NEW when it's old old old and tired. It was a bad concept as Alien Encounter and it's a horrible one as Stitch's. Trust me unless you LOVED Alien Encounter, do not waste your time. Peter Pan's Flight is more fun (and I say this as an adult man!)
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