Published: July 12, 2006 at 7:02 PM
Go to the official website and click on event details and then click on RIP Tours. This is last years Black Die Affair Tour. This is the event that ruins HHN. Not only does UO oversell tickets to capacity, they also run this extra special event for the "special" oblivians. Corporate types who would never come near HHN except for the fact that it is now a freebie offered by Mr. Fatcat for selling more widgets than the idiot in the the next cubicle.
These oblividiots are paraded throughout HHN led by a tour guide. Not just one array of losers but about 10 to 15 strands of 15 of them. They all wear black and have a glow necklace around their neck that matches the tour guides glow stick held high above on a stick so they don't get lost. For some reason they can't understand that they will follow the blue stick for the night. (Or whatever color). So they walk single file through the park (at capacity) knocking into everyone and making Scare Zones impossible to not only navigate but also impossible for the Scareactors in the zones to operate. Then you get to wait while they get head of the line access to the houses and then you wait to see Bill and Ted's only to see that they got all the good seats because they got priority seating. This while they sip mixed drinks and look down on you. All this time you are wondering why you paid $60 for a ticket and $25-30 for the Express pass + tax, when it cost them a $100 per person for the RIP Tour? Do the math.
Happy Freaking Halloween Horror Nights.