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Robert Niles
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Few lines, but plenty of thrills, at Islands of Adventure this Christmas

Published: December 26, 2006 at 8:50 PM

Well, I'm glad we slept in.

Here we are, on the road in Orlando during the absolute worst week of the year to visit the Central Florida theme parks – the week between Christmas and New Year's. I used to work this week, as a cast member at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom, and every year I was amazed at the massive number of people who would cram into the parks, enduring hour-long waits for the attractions that rarely merited a single queue stanchion the rest of the year.

I'm violating all my advice by even thinking about visiting a park here this week. But with Laurie and I teaching, school vacations are now the only time we can get away. And with a new niece to meet among my Orlando-area relatives, here we are at Christmas.

But which park to visit?

Islands of Adventure

Yeah, we went to IOA – Universal's Islands of Adventure. I knew better than to attempt the Magic Kingdom at Christmas. And since I wanted to spend only one day at a park this trip, due to our family visits, that knocked out the rest of the Disney parks. (We don't have any leftover Disney tickets, and I didn't want to invest in a new set of multi-day tickets with Natalie being 9, and needing to upgrade to an adult ticket the next time we visit.) If Disney still sold one-day tickets at a reasonable price, we'd likely have gone to Animal Kingdom, but Disney's “all or nothing” ticket philosophy left us looking at Universal or SeaWorld instead. And my six-year-old son's obsession with Spider-Man sealed it for IOA.

Now I know that Robert's Single Most Important Piece of Theme Park AdviceTM is to get to the park at opening. But IOA's 8 a.m. open today was 5 a.m. to west coasters like us. So I grudgingly conceded to my family a more realistic departure time of 9 a.m. from our Celebration Hotel.

I'm glad I did. For it turns out that, unlike Disney, Universal's a piece of cake on a rainy morning the day after Christmas. Arriving at 9:30, we walked up to our choice of waiting ticket booths. Inside the park, we found posted wait-times of five minutes (!) for Spider-Man, Hulk, Dragons, and Do-Right.

Are you kidding me?

I abandoned our plan to start in Seuss Landing and steered us left to walk on to The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man instead. Thanks to a helpful assist from employee Jessica, we avoided a bathroom disaster, and knocked off our number one priority for the day immediately. As much as Laurie and I loved Spidey, we sensed the kids were a little rattled by the ride, so we decided to head back to Seuss Landing for our next ride.

The Cat inthe Hat

In quick order, we hit The Cat in the Hat, both sides of the High in the Sky Seuss Trolley Train Ride, strolled through the Street of the Lifted Lorax, took a few pictures with Thing One and the Cat, then strolled over to Lost Continent for a quick ride on the Flying Unicorn, Natalie's first coaster and still her favorite ride anywhere.

Brian and Laurie walked ahead to the Camp Jurassic playground, where Natalie and I caught up with them and hung around for a while.

Camp Jurassic

After that, we backtracked to Mythos for our scheduled lunch. The readers of a certain website keep recommending Mythos to me, so I figured I just had to check it out again. (Review to follow tomorrow.)

Mythos

By the time we finished lunch, after 1 p.m., the crowds had arrived, though we didn't encounter a wait of more than 30 minutes all day. We rode the Caro-Seuss-El, the Cat in the Hat (again) and double-backed over to the Toon Lagoon.

Despite the moderate lines elsewhere, the cold, overcast weather kept everyone from the queues for Dudley Do-Right's Ripsaw Falls and Popeye & Bluto's Bilge-Rat Barges. Brian (“Um, I don't want to get wet...”) and Laurie begged off, so Natalie and I walked on both with no sign of any other visitors.

And, oh, did we get wet. While the theming of the Dudley Do-Right flume ride does not match the consistency of Disney's rival, Splash Mountain, Dudley clearly wins for a more enjoyable ride, with what seems a smoother double dip at the climax. Sitting alone in our log, I took the full blast of the wave after the final drop, while a squirt cannon around the bend quieted the trash-talking Natalie.

Fully soaked already, we hit Bluto's, confident we couldn't get any wetter.

But we did. This tub raft ride soakes its riders in every way imaginable, with waves, splash back, cannons, charges, streams and dumps coming from what seemed every direction. Dripping, Natalie and I waddled back to meet Laurie and Brian, before calling it a day with a second trip on Spidey.

More than a dozen rides, a leisurely lunch, and no waits of more than 30 minutes all day. I guess it is possible to have a thrilling, headache-free day at an Orlando theme park during Christmas week.

I just had to go to Universal.

Replies (6)

Chris P.

Published: December 26, 2006 at 9:44 PM

I'm glad you went to Universal instead.

So what was that "bathroom disaster" you avoided?

Robert Niles
Editor

Published: December 27, 2006 at 7:56 AM

Glasses in hand, walking toward the "Scoop," son announces, "Um, Dad.... I gotta go...."
Roy Taylor

Published: December 27, 2006 at 9:01 AM

I as well decided to go to Universal and even on 12/20,21 was also very few lines. I was told about long lines but had gone in august of 04 and figured it couldn't be any worst. Glad i went.
Erik Yates

Published: December 27, 2006 at 10:26 AM

Its a shame that its NOT busy at this time of year, but everyone sees roller coasters and automatically thinks "cant ride that when its raining". But everyone elses loss. We've hit the Macy's parade and walked out with PILES of candy and coins and just a lot of fun. Hopefully the crowds will pick up a lot for the rest of the week, but not on Friday...thats when we're taking my relatives from Ohio.
Greg Mills

Published: December 27, 2006 at 12:11 PM

Ahhh, me. I feel like a castrated man, having to say this, but I have never attended IoA. It sounds like a hell of a lot of fun to attend, however.
Robert OGrosky

Published: December 29, 2006 at 3:36 PM

While I enjoy water rides and think the one's at IOA are excellant, I dont enjoy the soaking you get!!!
Getting wet is ok, but the soaking aspect isnt enjoyable unless it is warm and sunny so you can dry off.

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