Bad theme park jokes: They're not just for the Jungle anymore
Written by Robert Niles
"Look! It's an ore car!"Tweet
"Um, there are three of them, actually."
"No, there's just one ore car."
"Then what are the other two?"
"The And car and the But car."
"The And, But and Ore cars. We must be in Conjunction Junction!"
Update: Trivia time: Where was the picture taken (i.e. where did this unfortunate exchange take place)?
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