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Robert Niles
Editor

Bad theme park jokes: They're not just for the Jungle anymore

Published: April 19, 2011 at 9:37 AM

"Look! It's an ore car!"

Ore cars

"Um, there are three of them, actually."

"No, there's just one ore car."

"Then what are the other two?"

"The And car and the But car."

"What?"

"The And, But and Ore cars. We must be in Conjunction Junction!"

Update: Trivia time: Where was the picture taken (i.e. where did this unfortunate exchange take place)?

Replies (12)

TH Creative
Writer

Published: April 19, 2011 at 11:36 AM

Robert, I don't bomb into your world and attempt to play violin -- let's leave this kind of thing to the experts, shall we?
Brian Emery

Published: April 19, 2011 at 12:21 PM

OK Bobby… I will leave a joke for you..

What is the difference between a woman in a church and a woman in a bathtub?

The woman in the church has hope in her soul…

This is my favorite cleanest\dirtiest joke ever..

Jorge Arnoldson

Published: April 19, 2011 at 12:57 PM

This is a wild guess, but... Dollywood?
chris cona

Published: April 19, 2011 at 1:47 PM

Disneyland!!!
Robert Niles
Editor

Published: April 19, 2011 at 3:15 PM

No and no.
66.44.65.103

Published: April 19, 2011 at 4:03 PM

Is this in Knottsberry Farm?
TH Creative
Writer

Published: April 19, 2011 at 4:06 PM

Knox
Robert Niles
Editor

Published: April 19, 2011 at 8:38 PM

Any other guesses?

If no one gets it, I'll start telling more jokes! You don't want that, do you?

Ben James

Published: April 19, 2011 at 10:22 PM

Silver Dollar City?
68.3.115.109

Published: April 19, 2011 at 10:38 PM

This photo is taken at Disney California Adventure park in Anaheim. It's on a sort of "secret path" that takes you around the western edge of Grizzly River Run in the Golden State area of the park. This particular section of ore cars are located just under the lift hill of Grizzly River Run, just before you encounter the water fall and next to the abandoned jeep.
Robert Niles
Editor

Published: April 20, 2011 at 4:38 PM

Anonymous is correct! And the readership of the site thanks you for sparing them from more of my bad jokes.
TH Creative
Writer

Published: April 20, 2011 at 6:43 PM

I said "Knox!" I meant Knotts!

Damn!

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