The List: Stereotypical Theme Park TouristsYou see them again and again. The tourists that make you laugh, spark your temper, or even just make you question your sanity. This is a list of all those fellows that make the theme parks interesting. I'll start it, you finish it.
From Joshua CounsilYou see them all the time.
Posted April 7, 2008 at 1:27 PM
Tourists. The hundreds of thousands of people that flock to theme parks throughout the year, and when groups of burnt-out vacationers gather in mass throngs, predictable trends occur.
I'm going to start the list with a couple of types of people I see every time I'm at a theme park. They can be smart, stupid, funny, annoying, or just plain predictable, but my visits wouldn't be the same without 'em.
1) The Water Lovers
2) The Seemingly-Deaf Middle Seat Thieves
3) "The Guy"
4) The Inner Tube Failures
5) The Wannabe Park Historian
Continue the list! What do you think?
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From Missy ReneeI don't have a lot to add to your list, Joshua, but I have laughed myself to tears reading. The funny thing is my brother and I are both on your list! If you research "the guy" on Wikipedia, I think you would find a picture of my brother. (I know, I know...he is an embarrassment at times, but he's family, so I still gotta love him!) And I hate to admit it, but I have a long and painful history of inner tube failure!
Posted April 7, 2008 at 1:29 PM
From Derek PotterI have a few...
Posted April 7, 2008 at 3:03 PM
The Parents- There are lots of parents at these places, but I'm talking about the ones who flip out on their children right in the middle of the walkway. They turn psycho out of nowhere, and either belittle or smack their child. If you can't handle them, than stay at home. They are either tired, hungry, or you are pushing them to do something they don't want to do. Either that or they are the little monsters you've allowed them to become. By the way, I'm a parent of 3, so I'm qualified to speak of this.
The Children- I like to see the kids faces at the park. It puts a smile on my face. Most make me happy. But there are those that do this...
Don't look where they are going and run into you
The Complainer- The ones who verbally and loudly complain about waiting in line or being inconvenienced in any way. Usually but not always affluent guests, they make hotheaded scenes in front of large groups of people and are usually in the wrong on their complaints. They like to get the supervisor, and they don't care if they hold up large groups of people to get their way.
In regards to the theme park historian comment. I consider myself to be a historian. Not the kind that blabs in line, but the kind who has actually studed the subject in depth. Many times these blabbermouths are wrong, and if they are too annoying, I have little problem correcting them.
From Danny MelilloI saw this on another site today and thought it was brilliant.
Posted April 7, 2008 at 3:40 PM
1) The people who are in a store, pretend like they think there's no line and just cut the whole thing and it seems like most employees (patricularly sixflags) act like their oblivious to it.
From brian lochridge1)The black sock with sandals sunburned brits, and there Speedo wearing kids. The brits are great but they could use a few lessons on sun block.
Posted April 7, 2008 at 3:42 PM
2)The fanny pack dad with mouse ears and two mist fans on his hip. This guy is a guy to watch out for, he is a purist who has never grown up and still lives at home with his parents.
3)The enormous Fat Lady that insist that she can fit into a ride, not knowing she is crushing her 5 year old who is sharing the seat. This women should be approached carefully, make sure you have no visible food in hand or you might lose an arm.
4)The tour group, usually made up of your Spanish specking teens. This a group that must be avoided at all cost. If you enter a park and they are headed toward the section you usually go to first, immediately move to plan B. Being in line with this group could cause great trauma to your central nervous system.
5) The no personal space in line person. This is the person who at first you think is trying to mate with you but you later find out they are just idiots who have never been thought manners.
From Derek PotterSome more...
Posted April 7, 2008 at 4:44 PM
The Couple Who Won't Get a Room- You know the kind. Most of the time they are teenagers which is bad enough, but sometimes they aren't, and that's just gross. Watch out for this pair...especially in a dark line.
The Skin- Like to distinguish themselves from the crowd with no shirt. There are other features common with this species...tattoos, mullets, hairy ape-like tendencies. Seen in abundance in the midwest/Ohio area, but believed to be everywhere.
Chong- Found in dark indoor queues, fond of the wacky tabacky. You may or may not want to avoid this guy.
The Underdresser- Some articles or sizes of clothing should require an application process to wear. Most of these would be denied. Having no regard for the eyesight of others, they wear things to the park that they have no business wearing, which commonly contain words like "juicy" and "hottie" and are usually 2 to 10 sizes too small.
From steve leeBrian, I believe the group most commonly feared at Disney is the Brazilian gangs. I leave it to any Disney CMs to confirm or deny that (I've heard tales, but as they aren't my tales I don't feel proper repeating them).
Posted April 7, 2008 at 7:10 PM
Someone already covered the in-line complainers, but let's not forget the folks who complain that stuff is expensive (obviously guests at Holiday World are exempt from this rule). Of course stuff is expensive. You're a captive audience. These are the same people who complain that popcorn is too expensive at the movie theatre (hello, the theatre has to pay its bills somehow).
From Missy ReneeSeriously, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I think laughter is actually healthy, and good for the spirit. I haven't had a good side-splitting laugh in a while, so thanks everyone. Even when some of these hit a little close to home, we have to be able to laugh at ourselves sometimes, too.
Posted April 7, 2008 at 7:13 PM
Brian, the men with socks and sandals always get my attention (for the wrong reasons). And I suppose they think because the socks are black that they are less conspicuous!?! And I don't call them speedos, I call them spee-don't's...enough said.
And why is it the "no sense of personal space" person in line behind me always seems to be the one who doesn't own a bar of soap or deoderant???
And Derek, the "underdresser" description gave me a good laugh as well. Even my DH, who rarely wastes his energy commenting on the appearance of other human beings, has on a couple of occasions mentioned how unflattering the overly tight clothing is on some of these (usually) young girls. Usually his comment includes some dialog about "muffin tops" or "rolls". I thought maybe he was just craving some carbohydrates!?!
From Joshua CounsilMissy - I've been the guy many-a-time, so don't sweat it. My favorite time was when I tried to film the drop on Jurassic Park River Adventure at IOA and the T-Rex froze. A heavy Spanish-laden voice then told me to put the camera away. Everyone in the back scowled at me and it was pretty hilarious.
Posted April 7, 2008 at 9:18 PM
To elaborate on Brian's:
6) The Fanny Family
And to continue the list:
15) The "Where The Hell Are We?" Traveler
16) What's In a Name?
17) That's Changed Since I Was Last Here ...
18) The Sneak
19) The Inebriated Dad/Buddy
20) The Foreigners With Cameras / Trigger-Happy Camera Folk
From Joshua CounsilOh, and Derek, nice call on the "Juicy". If I see one more of those, especially on a fat 11-year-old girl, I swear ...
Posted April 7, 2008 at 9:15 PM
From Adrian WalkerOne for you American's:
Posted April 7, 2008 at 11:39 PM
The English -
I think I got em' all!
From Rob PWhoa......ease up on the Brit bashing.
Posted April 8, 2008 at 3:43 AM
Have to admit that there are a few that let the side down but most of us aren't like Adrian's observations.
Mind you I loved Brian's bit about the Brits in socks and sandles. lol.
I'd add the masses of large groups of uniformed schoolkids that descend upon the Parks in May and literally take over every ride like rampant locusts let loose on a fresh crop of corn.
From Joshua CounsilYeah, I haven't noticed any of those traits about the Brits, except the sock and tan one. Pure genius.
Posted April 8, 2008 at 4:23 AM
How 'bout you Euros do one for the Americans/Canadians that visit. What are our stereotypes?
From Karin SWhat a great topic...unfortunately, I see myself in a couple of scenarios (gulp) - but let's see what I can add.
Posted April 8, 2008 at 5:19 AM
The "Gotta Be First on the Ride" folks - those hearty souls (usually adults) who bolt to their favorite ride as soon as the park gates open - sometimes leaving their kids in the dust (I especially love the ones pushing babies in strollers - like the toddlers care if they're the first on Dumbo). It's especially funny at Disney, where many times, these sprinters are stopped at the ropes at the various Lands until a CM comes to remove it...then the race is on again.
The people with the cell phones or walkie talkies who think we all want to hear their conversations.
I won't go into the loud groups of latins - they've been covered already (as a hispanic myself, I have been embarrassed numerous times by their behaviour and outrageous rudeness).
Then I like the parents who should have left the parks hours earlier - before their exhaustion caused major meltdowns...like the ones who are shrieking at their kids, yelling at employees or just plain miserable.
Next - the generally clueless. They cut in front of people in wheelchairs then complain when they get hit. They walk one way while looking the other, or suddenly stop for no apparent reason, forcing everyone else to dodge them. They stand in food lines for ten minutes and then don't have any idea what they want to eat when it's their turn to order so they ask a bunch of questions or have to call for family members (already sitting at table) to ask them questions.
And last, but not least - the people of all ages who don't seem to care that their foul mouths might offend some people or that little kids might hear them.
Happy themeparking, everyone...and I'll try not to call Spaceship Earth a Golf Ball anymore.
From Kelly SmithI hate using "LOL," but I am actually laughing out loud, here, folks.
Posted April 8, 2008 at 6:22 AM
From Diane GraebnerLOL at this topic!
Posted April 8, 2008 at 6:49 AM
The Undecided: They have to stop frequently to look at their park maps. Unfortunately, they usually choose to do so right in the middle of the path! Each attraction, restaurant, and shop is a painful process of arguing, debating, and second-guessing, therefore they usually spend more time discussing the park than actually enjoying it.
The overly determined: They barrel straight through - nothing ever gets in their way, including other guests, employee-only areas, street shows, ropes, or chains. They know where they want to go and they plan to get there. These guests often drive ECVs or have large strollers to use as a battering ram to assist in this process.
The line jumper: No, not that kind of line jumper (the kind we all hate). This group get into a line, then halfway through decide they don't want to wait any longer. They go into a restaurant, then decide the menu isn't what they had in mind. They pick up souvenirs, only to leave them lying around the shop because they might find something better somewhere else. They leave shows halfway through so they don't "waste time." They don't actually ever RIDE ANYTHING, but they spend as much time in line as everyone else.
The arguer: The employee is NEVER right! No matter what. They question everything. Why do I have to wait? What do you mean my lapbar or seatbelt isn't secure? You can't make me! Um, yes we can. SECURITY!!!!!
From Gareth HLOL @ Adrian
Posted April 8, 2008 at 6:45 AM
One for you American's:
I think I got em' all! (Hmm, nearly, lets add these)
From Missy ReneeJoshua, you are killing me. I have seen "the sneak" too many times to count. That would make me "the blocker", because I am the one who stretches my arms or legs up on the bars or positions my body to block the way so he/she cannot proceed any further. And I do it is a way that it doesn't look like an intentional block...you know my type! Then I cut "the sneak" a look out of the corner of my eye and over my shoulder, so they know it was just for them!
Posted April 8, 2008 at 7:30 AM
And Rob, those school groups really are like locusts. I about split my side at that description. You can always spot them because of their matching tee shirts in bright primary colors.
And I have definitely seen the family who should have left the park a few hours earlier. They are all sunburned, their wallet is empty/ credit cards maxxed out, they are hungry, thirsty, and tired. Have you ever noticed they are usually arguing about something, but never actually looking at each other? Their bodies are in a perpetual, slow drive toward the exit gate. It is almost as if they are too tired to even move their eyeballs to look at each other out of the corners of their eyes. Their eyes just keep looking straight ahead...too funny!
From Karin SI just thought of a couple more...forgive me, I'm old.
Posted April 8, 2008 at 7:48 AM
This can be filed either under "Clueless" or "Don't Know Where They Are" and I swear I heard this - while at Animal Kingdom, a guest asked a castmember how to get to Disney. When the cm told the guest he WAS at Disney, the guy said, "No, I mean DISNEY...the place where the castle is."
And what's with the kids and the rollerskating sneakers? Those little brats fly by, almost knocking people over, and the parents don't say anything - they're usually talking on their stupid cell phones (a pet peeve of mine in case that wasn't obvious).
Okay, I'm done.
From M. Ryan TraylorI'm a fan of the over determined or "commando", mainly because that is how I attack Disneyland/World. I show up early and blast through everything and then relax and enjoy the scenery in the afternoon. So you may have seen me fast walking my way pass you. My fiancee finds it a little annoying, especially when I "steer" her when holding hands.
Posted April 8, 2008 at 9:06 AM
The most disappointing to watch though is the parents scolding their children. I'm sorry, but if your three year just lost their balloon, you don't yell at them, you cough up the extra $$ and get another one. Why make a child cry at an amusement park?
From Adrian WalkerRob P
Posted April 8, 2008 at 9:59 AM
'Whoa......ease up on the Brit bashing.'
Me? Brit bash? You obviously don't know me well enough. My comment was honestly in the best tastes and I didn't mean to offend anyone. It was a JOKE!
Gareth H's reaction was the reaction that I was expecting. Besides, if I was Brit bashing, I would have been way way way way more harsher than that.
Obviously as you pointed out, most of the Brits don't apply to that list but that's because it was done in a humerous fashion.
From Justin SpistoLOL. That is all I have to say. Funny but true, these are the types of people we see at parks.
Posted April 8, 2008 at 5:53 PM
From Derek PotterI got another one.
Posted April 8, 2008 at 6:58 PM
The Rail Rider- The person in line who sits on the queue rails everytime the line stops. Known for often creating huge gaps in the queue, sometimes they feel the need to scoot their sweaty arses down the rail instead of walking like a normal human being, thus encouraging you to keep your hands away from the rails as far as possible.
The Wannabe Harlem Globetrotter- They threw up a prayer at the three point game, and won a basketball, and now feel the need to bounce it wherever they go. They are spotted either by the sound of the ball, or the sight of a ball rolling down the midway because Captain Dribble over there bounced it off his foot.
The Dancers- Three Words...Dance Dance Revolution. Ever seen those youtube videos of out of shape kids about to have a heart attack playing DDR? There's a team of them at your local park. If you ever feel the need to try this game, forget about doing it here, because there are usually four to six 14 to 20 year old dudes crowded around the machine.
From Joshua CounsilKarin -
Posted April 8, 2008 at 7:41 PM
The kids with the roller shoes INFURIATE me. They always glide right into you. It got to the point where one tried to glide by me in a narrow hallway after Mummy, and I threw my arm out to prevent him from passing. Naturally, he flew straight into the wall and collapsed. Felt a little bad, but I was laughing with my bro.
Derek - The Harlem Globetrotter could also apply to those who win the ridiculously huge cuddly animals. These things are usually bigger than the kid carrying 'em, and could likely get on more rides because of their height.
I'm guessing we're at about 35, now:
35) The Eating-Impaired
And don't feel bad if you're on this list - I definitely have been a few times.
From John Smiththe globetrotter one was good. at magic mountian one night, someone wasn't holding on to their ball while riding the tram to the parking lot and it fell out. well, the brain surgoen decided to jump off the tram while it was moving and ended up doing a face plant right on the ground. wonder if it was worth it.
Posted April 8, 2008 at 8:31 PM
and theres the "look at me! i spent big bucks on this big hat" person. i wonder how many people will actually wear that big hat ever again, like to a wedding, or out on the town, or will it just collect dust in the closet.
From steve leeMany of us have fallen victim to the "wow, I really NEED this ginormous sombrero" scam in the Mexico pavillion.
Posted April 8, 2008 at 8:41 PM
Oddly, no one seems to fall for the "wow, I really need this fez" scam in Morocco. It must make the CMs there feel good to know that people love to stop, put on the hat, laugh, take a picture, then leave it behind. Nothing like mocking another culture (I feel the same for people who run a marathon to bypass the movie at the end of Maelstrom. Be nice to the Norway girls. They're cute!)
Oh, and don't forget that The Rail Rider will always be oblivious to park employees asking them NOT to sit on the rail. They meant everyone else, not you.
From Joshua CounsilSteve -
Posted April 8, 2008 at 9:35 PM
Your "fez" comment killed me. That must feel so humiliating.
"Hey ma! Look at the goofy hat! 'Arabian niiiiights...'"
From Karin SJoshua - You're so right about the Eating Impaired...they're not a pretty sight. If I could add something - I love watching people eat those pterodactyl sized turkey legs. Folks try to eat these things while trying to manage kids, souvenirs, cameras, strollers - whatever - and half of the time, they drop them and those crazy white birds that live in Frontierland swoop in to steal them.
Posted April 9, 2008 at 5:31 AM
Derek - I had to get my hand sanitizer out after reading your entry on Rail Riders.
Steve - Isn't it a part of admission to Epcot to force a family member (in my case, my 90 year old mother-in-law) to pose for a picture in a sombrero? I wonder what people do with that stuff when they get home. How many opportunities will someone have to wear top hat with Mickey ears?
This topic could last forever...
From Joshua Counsil37) The Biased Griper.
Posted April 9, 2008 at 7:35 AM
This person usually has a favorite theme park, whether it's from their hometown, Orlando, or Europe, and will make an attempt to badmouth everything about other parks ... while visiting other parks. Examples include:
"You'd never hear that kind of language in Disney"
"The lines here are twice as long as those at Universal"
"How come they don't have FastPass?"
From Becky Conatoh thank you guys for such a great laugh!!
Posted April 9, 2008 at 7:56 AM
This kinda goes with some others mentioned... "The Unable to relax and enjoy themselves people". They yell at their kids. They complain about the lines, the complain about the heat. (HELLO! You choose to go to Florida in July, the park is open year round) They act like getting thru the park is a job or a chore. You are on VACATION! Relax!! Enjoy the time with your family. Enjoy the wonderfully unhealthy, but amazingly delicious junk food you can indulge in. Enjoy the sun being out. Enjoy riding the rides. I always want to ask these people why they went on vacation if they cant relax and enjoy themselves. *sigh*
38) Another group is the "Our one friend is in line and saving 10 spots for the rest of us". You join the que for a ride and the person in front of you keeps looking back and walking slow. Just as you are about to enter a building or a part of the que that can not been from the que's entrance, 10 of this person's friends rush up (generally with food or a basketball they just won)and join their friend claiming their friend was holding their spot. (I am talking amusement parks, not the big theme parks) They also tend to light up their cigarretes at this point too. Rules dont apply to them. (Until I talk to a park employee)
From Deborah DavisThe line lollygaggers - they may not sit on the rail, but they don’t have the attention span required to keep up with a line that’s moving 5 feet per minute, leaving gaps that promote line-jumping.
Posted April 9, 2008 at 8:14 AM
The benchwarmers – they pay their $60+ to get in, but spend the day sitting at ride exits while the other people in their party go on the rides.
The unsupervised sub-adults – generally seen during “off school” days at theme parks that offer easy gate access and cheap season tickets. Parents drop these middle-school aged kids in the morning on their way to work and let them run amok, using the park as a babysitter.
From Karin SMy daughter's contribution:
Posted April 9, 2008 at 9:33 AM
You're waiting in line (shop, fast food restaurant, food cart - take your pick) and the guy in front of you gets a bunch of stuff. The cashier gives him the total - THEN he pulls out his wallet and counts his money. Sometimes he doesn't have enough cash, so he has to look for his credit cards or travelers checks. To add to the mix, he's trying to pacify his whining children and his wife is 10 feet away, yelling at him to hurry up (to be fair, women are also guilty of this infraction).
From Frankie RWow, everyone has hit on the ones that I have encountered in my many times going to the parks.
Posted April 9, 2008 at 10:19 AM
The worst one for me and it's the one that me and my friend always get are the clueless ones. We run into them in lines at food counters or the line at the turnstiles to get in. Oddly enough in the three days we were at Disneyland this really only happened once.
The worst are the food lines. We are in line for five minutes, more than enough time to look at a menu, the line is moving pretty well until the people in front of us get there. That is when the great food debate begins, what did this one want, I don't want that, what does that come with, ask your brother what he wants, is grandma eating, I had that the last time and I hated it, we've had that alraedy, no they don't have that, read my order of twenty again, how much was that, how much was that, how much was that..........
When we order we tell them this is what I want and this is what I want to drink. I always feel like telling them, that's how it's done!
In line at the turnstiles they are the ones who don't have their tickets out, again had plenty of time in line to get it, they don't look for it till they get to the turnstile, or there is an argument over who will get to through first.
Oh and then there's the smart a**es, the ones that always squat down at the entrance of rides and say they're not tall enough, keep commenting on the price of everything, and hit on all the female CMs, Team Members etc.
PS We met the "historian" waiting and the end of Main Street in Disneyland on our first day before the rope drop, and he was alone, I felt bad....
From Justin SpistoThe kids that have shoes with wheels in them are called heeleys. And I agree I wanna drop kick every kid that wears heeleys.
Posted April 9, 2008 at 12:02 PM
From Daniel Binder
Posted April 9, 2008 at 1:11 PM
You know how in Seinfeld, they had the "low talker"? For me, nothing antagonizes me more than the "slow walker" family. We've all bumped into a family that just seems to be taking up all the space in the world on the main walkways and they're acting like nobody else is in the theme park. When you're stuck behind them, it's very difficult to pass them, and then when you do, they give you dirty looks even though they've taken up a whole swath of the pathways. Drives me insane.
From Danny MelilloI'll admit that I am sometimes a Rail Rider.
Posted April 9, 2008 at 1:18 PM
Typical fanboys: Jake Rivers
From Jack WilliamsThe Bone-heads:
Posted April 9, 2008 at 5:19 PM
Usually a group of 5 or 6 teenagers who dominate the ride group while you and someone else sit alone awkwardly. They swear uncontrollably, and talk about having a smoke or taking drugs on the ride, and then try to strike up a conversation with you about smoking or drugs, sometimes even offering them. They laugh at the dumbest jokes, and make you sometimes worry for your life.
The "Whatever that is" people:
EX: Hey, let's go on that ride with the...mouse guy...what's his name? I don't follow that kind of stuff.
From Derek PotterThe slow walkers annoy me too. People, I understand you are enjoying yourself and taking in the scenery, but please move to the side if you are slower than normal walkers.
Posted April 9, 2008 at 9:10 PM
This one is a blast from the past. Back when I was a teenager going to parks, me and my friends would look for this one.
The Line Date- If you are girl/boy watching in the park (as 99.9 percent of all teenagers...and probably older people as well are doing), than you probably know what I'm talking about. Waiting an hour in line, you always walk by the same people in the queue...many times an attractive member of the opposite sex. You talk for a couple minutes, than the line moves, and a few minutes later you meet up again. Back in my teenage years, striking up conversations with the girls walking past you in the queue used to be a pastime for me and buddies. If all went well, usually you had a date for the rest of the day. I'm sure it probably works the same way for girls too.
The Nazi Employee- Most of the time, they are probably just doing their job a little too well, but every once in a while you have one on a power trip. I particularly don't appreciate those who force people to coaster car lines. This is a management thing I understand, but some are just downright rude about it. Sorry guys, I paid my money to get in. I reserve the right to ride in the seat of my choosing.
The Keyhole Photographers- These aren't annoying characters per se, just common to see. Most are nice about it and will back off if you don't want a picture. Some have the pushy salesman thing going on, and require the look of death as a repellent.
The Frightened Child- Some kids just aren't ready to ride certain rides. They demonstrate this by screaming and crying all the way through it. I think that parents look upon this as a bit of sick payback for misbehavior. I did once. My 9 year old nephew had a little mouth on him one day, so I took him on Tomb Raider at Kings Island. He insisted he was a big boy, although he had no clue what the ride was, nor could he see it because it was indoors. I took a bit of delight in hearing him screaming for his mommy at the top of his lungs.
From Joshua CounsilDerek - that last comment showed a darker side of ya. Ha. I like it.
Posted April 10, 2008 at 1:45 AM
As for the Line Date - I have the most amazing luck of being in DisneyWorld during the national cheer leading competitions. Sure, they're out of my league, but I still try to charm 'em.
From Karin SFrankie's post reminded me of another head-shaking, eye rolling situation.
Posted April 10, 2008 at 5:00 AM
Now that many parks search your bags, I seem to always get stuck with the guard who is going to examine every zippered pocket, makeup kit, camera kit, diaper bag, fanny pack - you name it. Add to that, I get behind the people who don't realize the guard's gonna ask them to open every zipper even though we've been standing in line for five minutes. When it's their turn, they get all flustered and can't seem to open their bags and when they're done, they hold up the line because they stand in place while they re-zip everything. They're right up there with the people who can't figure out how to put their tickets in the scanner. And don't even get me started on the employees at the turnstyles who think folding your ticket a million times will help the scanner read it.
From M. Ryan TraylorKarin, I agree. The pulling your wallet out after the total bothers me at any cashier (grocery store, mall, etc). Basically, you know you are going to buy something, so let's be a little prepared and have that money, Debit Card, Traveler's Check ready to go. And if you can't order and fumble for wallet at the same time, then have a designated pay person.
Posted April 10, 2008 at 5:16 AM
From John Smiththe "i won the big stuffed animal" people. after spending i don't know how much to win the big stuffed animal, THEN, they are stuck with hauling it around all day. can't take it on the rides, and the employees are not permitted to take the responsiblity for watching them (park liability). it's then that they realized that maybe they should have waited until the end of the day to win the big stuffed animal so they could just take it to the car when it is time to leave.
Posted April 10, 2008 at 6:37 AM
From Bob StabbMost categories are well represented a few others i thought I'd throw in.
Posted April 10, 2008 at 7:06 AM
The Haters - These are the folks who do nothign except denigrate everythign about the park they are visiting. "it's so commercial (duh)", "That's historically inaccurate (duh)" they are constantly disatisfied with whatever they ar experienceing and make sure everyone knows about it.
The Surly Teen/Tween - These kids are WAY TOO cool to be here with heir lame parents, lame family, lame crowds of stoopid people and dumb rides. Once in a while you might catch them begoinning to not hate somehting, but usually they catch themselves before they are actualkly seem doing somehting so uncool as enjoying their family vacations.
The Cheerleader/Little League/Pop-Warner/Dance team parent and their spawn - To be fair the vast majority of these folks are great and are very conscientious about making sure the horde of kids they are with don't bother other folks but some seem to work very hard to make their kids think they are more imnportant than anyone else and if others ar einconvemniences too bad. They have we're special emblazoned ontheir forheads and "ruules are for little people" on their shirts. These are the folks that "hold places in line" for the teram who will be right there/or tell you that a specific cashier is reserved for "The Team" even though no one in the team seems to be in line.
From Joshua CounsilForget your rules. Anarchy!
Posted April 10, 2008 at 1:42 PM
Always found at water parks. These fools neglect to listen for the instructions of the lifeguard at the speed slides. They don't wait for the signal to go, or they go before given the proper sitting orientation. I actually saw one guy fly down on a speed slide without listening to the lifeguard. He went face down and ended up pants-less at the bottom of the ride, with a horde of women laughing at him.
From Brady AllenTHE GUY WHO NEVER SEEN A BIRD EAT-when you sit down to eat lunch the guy at the next table starts feeding a bird french fries and the everybird in the state comes looking for scraps. Nothing is more appatizing then watching a duck with diarrea. YUM!!!
Posted April 10, 2008 at 2:00 PM
From Claudine DeshaiesHow about these people?
Posted April 10, 2008 at 7:04 PM
The "Get A Room Already"s - the young couple in line that fails to move when the line moves because they are attached to each other. Also known as excessive PDA's. They usually look around first to see if anyone is watching before they start.
The "Pushers" - They spend the whole time in line pushing against you.
(almost like the "pushers" are)- The NO CONCEPT of PERSONAL SPACE people. Uh, I know the line is long, but standing on top of ME isn't going to make it go any faster. I can kind of understand these people in the queue line, but sometimes they do it in other parts of the park for no apparent reason.
From Joshua CounsilThe Tidal Wave
Posted April 10, 2008 at 10:38 PM
Always at water parks. These are the over-the-hill, big-as-they-come, hairier-than-Robin Williams tourists that get thrown at you in wave pools, causing you to reminisce about the opening scene of Raiders. I'm a bit of a hefty guy myself, but I usually only take out my buddies when I get smacked with a wave.
From Mark Walker50 (-ish, I lost count...).
Posted April 11, 2008 at 4:16 AM
Will attempt to get every attraction done possible. They go as far as only going to the toilet once, eat packed lunch in the queue line and will walk quickly (or in my case pace it down the pathway at 100mph!) to the next attraction without stopping for anything.
Will only go to theme parks for the sake of sociasling with their friends. These people are a waste of money, time and effort. They have the option of sociasling at school, college, clubs etc, but no they have to bring their topics to a theme park (a place were people go for fun, thrills and unique experiences). What a waste!
A usefull person to have around. This person plans out the day in advance so everyone can get the most out of there day. Always on constant whatch on what's going on in the park including opening times, ride availability and of course that person is the holder of the park map.
From Kelly SmithHeh, I am totally "the planner" with a tiny bit of do-or-die thrown in there. ("What, you mean you don't want to get up at 7am on your vacation to be at the gates 30 minutes before opening? Fine, but I'm going to be the one laughing when I've done all the best rides by lunch with virtually no waiting!")
Posted April 11, 2008 at 2:21 PM
From Luke Lammert"The family with no common sense" A few days ago, when I was heading into Islands Of Adventure, I saw a family try to use Disney Park Hopper passes to get in the park. Then, after being turned away, the mother said, "But they worked yesterday!" Sure.
Posted April 12, 2008 at 7:26 AM
From Tombraider TyNumber 53???: The It's-Rigged Tourist
Posted April 12, 2008 at 11:25 AM
After having had a quick glance at any arcade game or midway game, the first words that exit their mouths are always "It's rigged." They fail to believe amusement parks do have possible-to-win games, but instead bash the park and its employees for offering such criminal games.
From Joshua CounsilHa - good one, Tombraider.
Posted April 13, 2008 at 11:39 AM
Those folks also apply to elections, TV pranks, and 9/11.
From Gareth HSideshows aren't rigged but those darn machines are, the ones where the light spins around the side and you have to stop it on the red light, or the boxes that move side to side!!
Posted April 14, 2008 at 11:50 AM
From Don NealWhat a great list and great topic.
Posted April 14, 2008 at 11:57 AM
One of my favorites are the "Soaked Elderly", you know those grand-parents who didn't come prepared to ride water rides but they got there, it was hot, and somebody told them they could ride a particular ride and they "wouldn't get that wet" only to end up completely soaked.
They are usually sitting at the ride entrance wiping off their glasses, ringing out their hats, and semi irritated, but semi laughing becuase they know how rediculous it is. We got my grandma on White Water Canyon (similar to Popeye's barge ride at IOA) back in the 80's and she had the enomrous granny fro. And caught a water cannon shot directly to the head. We laughed until we cried, thankfully she thought it was just as funny. :)
From Karin STo coincide with Don's contribution, I like the people who wrap themselves up in ponchos (and sometimes black garbage bags with a hole torn out for the head) to ride the water rides. They're terrified they're going to get wet but they go on the rides anyway. Go figure.
Posted April 15, 2008 at 4:20 AM
From Missy ReneeI am still laughing at some of these comments and descriptions! Karin, I have to add that the ponchos on water rides crack me up, too. I have even seen some people wearing shower caps! (The wind does more damage to my hair than any water ride will ever do!) I can see the scenario now...the guest is at home packing all of the necessities for their trip. Tickets, sunscreen, money/credit card, sunglasses, lip balm....and a shower cap in their pocket???
Posted April 15, 2008 at 4:40 AM
From Mark Walker'Fine, but I'm going to be the one laughing when I've done all the best rides by lunch with virtually no waiting'.
Posted April 15, 2008 at 6:27 AM
From Leon PfeifferNumber 59???) The "Loudmouths". These are the typical teens who have done a ride so many times, they know the dialogue and repeat it along with the movie, loudly (Corkscrew Hill 3D ride sim at BGE). This really annoys me. I don't care if you have seen it 100 times. This may be my first experience, and you're ruining it for me because you have to demonstrate to everyone in the audience, and your teen friends, that you know the words.
Posted April 16, 2008 at 5:07 AM
Shut up and enjoy the ride, or stay off.
OK, I'm off my high horse.
From Derek PotterOne in particular that is quite endearing to me...
Posted April 16, 2008 at 2:15 PM
The Old Couple- The typical 70ish year old man and his little old ladyish wife couple. The fact that they still come to the park, ride the rides, enjoy the atmosphere...etc etc. with a smile on their face, puts a smile on mine. They've been married for 50 years, and unlike many of us youngins, have figured out how to be happy together. Actually these couples are quite common if you notice. Last year my wife and I happened to be walking close by a pair at Kings Island and I overheard them...
Little Old Lady- (carrying a bag of popcorn)- "Well hon, do you want to go on the Racers (wooden roller coaster)?
Old Guy (his arm around his wife)- "Sure...which one do you want to ride"?
Little Old Lady- "The backwards one is a little too much for me anymore, but I just love the one that goes forward".
Old Guy (smiling)- "What are ya...chicken?"
I saw them on the carousel later that day, having the time of their lives. Who doesn't want to be like that when they are 70.
The Ahole in the Parking Lot- Found during the high traffic times in the parking lot. They spent the day at the park, yet suddenly have lost all of their free time. Usually but not always a male, they don't have the patience to wait their turn and keep the slow (yet smooth) flow of traffic going, so they cut people off, or stop in the middle of an intersection, therefore backing up traffic going the other way as well and further making a mess. Fond of laying on the horn, not letting anybody out of their space, and yelling insults out of their window. If you ever see 2 of them meet up, get out of your car and watch in amusement. Known to ruffle the feathers of everyone around him, they can cause even the longest fused, most easy going person (me) to lose it.
One particular loudmouth of this variety will never know just how close he came to calling down the thunder...
From Claudine DeshaiesDerek,
Posted April 16, 2008 at 4:22 PM
RE: parking lot morons...I always wonder the same thing when leaving any park at closing time (or big sporting event). How hard is it for people to just let in that one car and then move? They either block everyone or let in 10 cars? I don't get it.
From Carrie HoodI have one to add about the cheerleader/dance team groups!
Posted April 17, 2008 at 7:35 AM
You forgot the "Always doing chants, cheers, dances and other annoying things in line which take up lots of room and normally result in the line being stalled while they're busy making dorks of themselves.
From Gareth HOooh oooh oooh, what about the musical group. The ones behind you in the line with instruments. One sings a line, then the other 29 repeat it twenty times as loud.
Posted April 17, 2008 at 8:20 AM
Its always in another language so you have no idea what they are singing, but its annoying as hell.
You have to smile, despite the fact you just want to kill them because the song is so repetitve..
From Gareth HDid anyone mention the Brazilians??
Posted April 17, 2008 at 8:26 AM
They;re in a group of 100, all wearing the same loud green shirts, with Brasil-Disney 2008 on it, (despite being in Universal).
Each group has the team leaders with the annoying flags, 50 feet in the air and the same blinding shade of green. When they turn around, the flag whips you in the face or back, scaring you for life.
You;ll find them standing across the entire path, posing for photos, or in a queue, passing you by as they catch up with the rest of the group, 30 minutes ahead.
The only good thing about them is the ones who wear the teenie (thrush) shorts and tie the tops up, way above the naval... Roll on summmer!!!
From LJ WarnerTo go with the Globetrotter; the guy who insists on taking that basketball on the ride with him and trying to bounce it off everything he thinks is a target; nearly always looses it, usually hits someone with it in the process (never apploigizes) and then WANTS IT BACK. Sometimes to the extent of jumping fences to get into a trck area to get it. Then complains about getting kicked out of the park, never mind all the people who had to wait for the crew members and security to get the guy rounded up inthe trak area. The other "Globetrotter" is the one who bounces the ball in the ride station (despite being asked/told not to), it drops into the track by the station brakes, causing the ride to set up because the brake can't open to let the train in, gets handed the deflated ball (after a mechanic has puntured it with a screwdriver or knife) and wants it replaced.
Posted April 17, 2008 at 11:49 AM
Yep I've seen and/or dealt with a few "globetrotters" in my time.
From Missy ReneeI have seen a few globetrotters in my time as well. But I have also had run-ins with large inflatable hammers, and those large tissue paper flowers. A child once hit me right in the face with a paper flower, and I whipped around on them rather quickly, out of instinct more than anything else. I was pretty stern with my recommendation that she be more careful, and before I knew it the Mother and I were in each other's faces. My husband (boyfriend at the time) took me by the shoulders and led me away from the scene. Of course, this was in my younger years, when I had little self control where my temper is concerned. But it is still a comical memory! I don't know what to call the carriers of those obnoxious paper flowers.....flower children I guess???
Posted April 17, 2008 at 5:25 PM
From Joshua CounsilWell, this list turned out better than I could have hoped.
Posted April 22, 2008 at 3:48 PM
Thanks to all who contributed. We need more funny topics like this.
From John QuinterosYou know, most of this stuff is true. I'm not sure if it belongs on the list, but I hate people who yell at their kids in public.
Posted April 27, 2008 at 2:53 PM
From Chris WaltonThe guy in every queue that neglects to use his deodorant yet insists on wearing a sleeveless shirt...
Posted April 27, 2008 at 6:44 PM
From Gareth HWelcome Back Chris.
Posted April 28, 2008 at 4:36 PM
Yeah, Floridas nasty for the BO problem!!!
From Eric MaloneSure, I'll take a crack at it:
Posted April 30, 2008 at 8:08 AM
The Group: Not to be confused with tour groups or Brazilians, this swarm of teens are generally with their school on a field trip, but if in High School, may have simply just skipped school. Besides filling a ton of stereotypes on this very list, these loud-mouths will do everything in their power to inadvertently make your life as miserable as possible. These are generally far more of a problem during theme park events, such as Halloween Horror Nights and Mardi Gras.
The West Side Stories: While your typical tour group is bad enough, these people will find the smallest areas possible to get together. What makes it worse is that they're all with the same tour companies, but are in completely different tour groups. These people will block your way as much as possible, slowing (or completely stopping) the flow of traffic, or all decide as a group to ride a ride, or eat at a certain restaurant, drowning you in seas of greens, blues, reds and whites.
The Trashers: These people seem to believe that, because they pay people to clean up the streets and venues at theme parks that they're entitled to throw their crap all over the ground for them to clean up when a trash receptacle, designed to hold trash for future disposal, is ten feet away. Not to be confused with those that are Eating-Impaired, who unknowingly cause messes simply because of their eating habits.
The Sanitizers: These people love cleanliness, and are, thankfully, the polar opposte of the BO Guest. While most of them simply bring along wipes to clean themselves (or their kids) off, the worst kinds are the ones that bring enough of that hand sanitizer stuff to clean up a small village. These people are obvious from miles away, because you can see them wringing their hands profusely, as if the sanitizer isn't getting off all the nasty left from touching a rail that The Rail Rider just rubbed his butt along for practically the entire queue.
From Missy ReneeOh, NO! I have now found another stereotypical theme park tourist that I have too much similarity with for comfort.
Posted April 30, 2008 at 3:31 PM
I admit that I am a bit of a sanitizer.
My kids have been out of diapers for over a year, but I still carry wipes with me wherever I go! You never know when you are going to need them! Sticky ice cream chins, cotton candy fingers, funk from that nasty "rail rider"...
This thread appears to have become "true confessions" for me!
From Eric MaloneIt's okay, Missy. Having wipes on you when you have little kids is a necessity. So while this might qualify you as a 'Minor Sanitizer,' I was mostly aiming it towards the people that are never seen without a bottle of hand sanitizer clutched in one hand and pouring a dollop of the stuff in the other hand.
Posted April 30, 2008 at 9:56 PM
You'd be surprised how frequently you'll find those people. If you stand in the middle of the street in any theme park, do a complete turn around, and look at every possible available pair of hands, I guarantee you you'll find no less than two women rubbing their hands, or in the process of preparing to rub their hands, with hand sanitizer.
Perhaps I'm just nitpicking. And exaggerating. I'm a horrible person. :<
From Gareth HI've just realised I am so many of these.
Posted May 1, 2008 at 12:29 PM
To name but a few, I'm the guy who knows the words, the rail rider, the guy who's making out in the lines, it goes on. I'm not THAT bad though!!
From Eric MaloneWell, since most of us are admitting what we are, I went down the list and figured out which ones I was. It's rather enlightening. I'm a minor Park Historian and minor Rail Rider, but I have a reason for the rail riding.
Posted May 1, 2008 at 8:59 PM
I have flat feet. Even with the insoles, my feet begin to hurt after being on them for about six hours. By that point, I'm practically begging for a place to sit in line. Rails offer that for me. >_>
From Missy ReneeOkay, Eric, you have redeemed me somewhat. I will admit that whenever I am at a theme park without my children, there is no sanitizer or wipes in sight.
Posted May 2, 2008 at 6:30 AM
I guess my kids are like a "get out of jail free card" on this one!
I am also a bit of a planner, but probably a "minor planner". I take the job by default. When it is time to leave an area, everyone looks at me and says "Where are we going now?" I am always the holder of the map and show times. But I am not a rigid planner. I always go with everyone's mood on that day. Some days we attack a park with speed and energy, and other days it is just lazy and laid back.
That is the only other tourist trait that I find similarity with, at least that I can think of right now.
From Karin SOkay, since it's confession time, I can admit that occasionally I fall into the Clueless category - gulp. I didn't really think I was until I asked the camera guy at the MK to snap a photo of my family and then he pointed out that he'd love to...when he finished with the line of people he already had waiting for him. I profusely apologized and slunk away, and I am now more patient with the ditzes since I guess I'm one of them.
Posted May 2, 2008 at 10:33 AM
From Chris WaltonWell hell, I tend to find myself playing park historian/tour guide...
Posted May 9, 2008 at 6:42 AM
From Anthony Murphyme too, 5 hits a little close to home for me!
Posted May 9, 2008 at 9:32 AM
Also, I have a few!
How does a fastpass work?- People who, for some reason, do not get the whole theory of a fastpass and each ride has to have some kind of Cast Member there to explain the same thing hundreds of times in an hour
The Drunk Adventurers- People who go to the Adventurer's Club at Pleasure Island and get plastered and believe that they are part of the show or they can be as creepy to the performers as possible. These people are sometimes locals and usually highly intoxicated
From Joshua CounsilAnthony, you hit it right on the nose. Just got back from Orlando, and I encountered those two types frequently. I love when people ask questions that are completely ludicrous with regards to FastPass, the most common being, "How come you can only get one at a time?" Think before you speak.
Posted May 11, 2008 at 6:04 PM
And the Drunk Adventurers were so frequent it got irritating. Don't get me wrong, I was drunk too, but I didn't interrupt the entertainers by shouting at them during their presentations. I did get a few laughs with some well-timed quips, but those were when I was given the spotlight by the cast members.
The Drunk Adventurers don't only appear at the clubs, either. We got some on Tower of Terror during Extra Magic one night. One of them got a laugh from the riders at the very beginning of the ride, and because of that, he thought he was king sh1t. He kept making loud, irritating remarks the entire ride until our group told him to shut the hell up (in those words). He was quiet after that.
My final addition to the list (though it may have been covered already):
Make Way, I'm Filming
From Derek PotterI can make a sidenote to that last addition.
Posted May 11, 2008 at 6:58 PM
The People Who Walk Through The Picture- It's not wise, nor is it considerate to expect throngs of people to get out of the way in a busy place, so that's why you go out of the way of the crowds to take a picture. The problem is that no matter where you try to film, even if it isn't busy, there is always someone who finds a way to through your shot. They could just as easily walked around you because there was absolutely nobody else within 30 feet, but no, they didn't do that.
From Missy ReneeOkay, Joshua and Derek, I have to add a note regarding the picture taking. I find that I am on the other end of this rudeness quite often. I will see someone attempting to take a picture across a wide stretch of walking space, and I will take time to alter my path so that I don't get in their way, perhaps showing some courtesy and respect to the photographer. But I get upset when they move as I move, forcing me further and further out of my projected path in order to get their shot, or they refuse to make eye contact, and smile, or show any polite recognition of my courtesy.
Posted May 12, 2008 at 5:12 PM
I don't expect any extreme show of courtesy, but a polite nod, or a quick thank you would be nice. But it is almost as if I am expected to inconvenience myself for their picture.
My DH just says I am too nice and should plow right through their picture without giving it a second thought. But what can I say, I have a gentle nature!
But I can't really come up with a name for this type of behavior. Any suggestions?
From Karin SI had totally forgotten about the photo-maniacs. They drive me nuts. Not only do they ignore you when you politely wait for them to take the picture, like Missy pointed out, they DON'T CARE how long they take. I'll stand there thinking, "okay, take it already", but they're busy with direction..."Look over here - smile - don't squint - get closer to your sister", etc. If they don't acknowledge me, I give them a big "You're Welcome", which is also usually ignored.
Posted May 13, 2008 at 7:52 AM
It used to be worse in the "old days" at Disney when characters used to walk the parks without a CM handler. People would shove their kids in front of other kids and fights would practically break out. It's amazing how crazy people get trying to take the perfect picture.
From Joshua CounsilPhotography has become a sport. Personally, I like action shots, where the people don't know you're taking the picture. You weren't looking and smiling at a camera just before the shot was taken, so how does that capture the moment?
Posted May 13, 2008 at 9:34 AM
People take pictures at inconvenient locations as if it was their job. No, you don't need a picture in front of the castle, especially when it frustrates you and causes you to yell at your group / other people. There are other great shots to be had.
From John Smiththe "I'm going to sue" person. when someone is on a ride and it get's stuck or breaks down, or loses power. or whatever the reason that makes them utter those specific words. when managment is trying to offer something like free passes or something to make up for the inconvienance, as soon as the "i'm gonna sue" words are spoken, all bets are off, so to speak. management must stop talking to the person due to the impending lawsuit now. so now, now the person won't get ANY free passes or anything like that. and like being on a stuck on a ride for a short while will surely get someone a huge settlement in court. so, folks, if you say the magic words at a park, make sure you have a GOOD lawyer to win you that BIG settlement in court! lol
Posted May 13, 2008 at 6:56 PM
From Gareth HI want to add to the pictures/photos comments. It annoys me when people move further and further back, forcing you to completely stop. And those stupid Lego People and Downtown Disney. What a stupid location to put them. Its so hard to get around them!
Posted May 13, 2008 at 8:10 PM
So now, I justn casually walk through. Everyone has digital cameras now, if I ruined it they can just take another, or keep the one of this stud muffin the pic ;) I generally look at the camera so they get a lovely shot of me, hee hee!!
From Missy ReneeKarin, thanks for your input. I am so glad to know I am not alone with my annoyance over the "perfect picture planner" (that's what I have chosen to call them).
Posted May 14, 2008 at 6:18 AM
Joshua, I could not agree more about the superiority of a candid or unplanned photograph. I hate heavily posed pictures where people have these forced, fake smiles. I love to get the pictures where real action or true feelings are evident. Some of my favorite family pictures are taken from behind the subject, but convey a powerful emotion through setting or body posture.
And Gareth, I laughed out loud at the mental image of walking right in front of the "perfect picture planner" and flashing a big toothy grin right at their camera. I will have to try this sometime when I need a good laugh!
From Gareth HMissy, its great fun, and I'm sure I'm in a few hundered vacation pictures, lol. Just makes their vacation that little bit better when they get home to show off their pics and there is this 6ft5 guy getting in the way, or in the background on a lot of occassions too! Hee hee!
Posted May 14, 2008 at 11:00 AM
From Joshua CounsilYeah, I ruined a couple, myself. Take my recent Orlando vacation, for instance...
Posted May 14, 2008 at 11:07 AM
At Busch Gardens, they decided that taking pictures in the archways between the entrance and Gwazi was a good idea. And these were employees, not guests. So, when the group in front of us, which happened to have about 20 people, decided to block the narrow path and get their shot, we decided we'd get in the shot. My buds and I jumped up behind the group as the shot was taken, giving the perfect "that guy" pose.
We'll forever live in their album.
From Gareth HAnd they'll oove you for it. I love it when people "Ruin" my pictures, I really do. Its the funniest thing ever.
Posted May 14, 2008 at 11:24 AM
Actually, let me tell you something I found hilarious.
At Universal you have the "Bi" curious George area, the water area. Lovely big signs everywhere about getting wet, andntta if you want to stay dry to follow the foot prints. Well obviously some idiot decided that he was not gonna get wet and was going to take some pictures on his ridiculously overprices, over sized camera. (Why does any amateur need a camera with a lense that will poke someones eye out 50 feet away). Anyhoo, I was upstairs, waiting by the flower pot, waiting to soak some unsuspecting wheelchair renter, who pretty much only uses it to avoid walking while drunk (Plastic bottle of beer in basket at front and one in hand too), Differnet story about that if you ever want to hear it, lets just say they can walk when they need to.
This guy with the 100 foot lense was talking some bizarre pictures and some funny kid was upstairs on those annoying, pull push soaker guns (The ones that drench your legs instead of the people you are trying to get).
So the moral of the story is, if theres a dirty great big sign that says "You will get wet, walk the foot prints to avoid getting wet", its probably agood idea to heed the warnings if you don't want your obese camera to get slightly damaged!!!
From Joshua CounsilActually, Gareth, I would love to hear the wheelchair story.
Posted May 14, 2008 at 12:14 PM
Another one from the list, though it's so gargantuan now that it may have been covered:
The Stop & Go
From Gareth HOkay, here it is, short & Sweet.
Posted May 14, 2008 at 12:45 PM
As I mentioned, I love hanging by the Flower Pot water dump, Its discreet and is placed directly above a great little doorway. A lot of people tend to come out of the ball pit and forget about turning right for the foot prints. Instead they see the lovely door arch to the right, of course, they don't see my because I have a full bucket and am ducking down. My wife tends to stand away, out of pure embarrasement generally, but I know someones coming because her face either lights up or drops from fear. On this occassion I could hear the 9V motor whiring away and took a little peek at the "I'm too lazy and drunk to walk and can't be bothered to queue, so I'll pay $40 to rent a chair rather than but a Express pass thingy". YOu know the ones, the drinkers. Miller Light in Hand and its always a young tattooed couple, chair each.
Anyway, I saw them coming and for the 10 seconds I had from them leaving the ball pit to the time they hit the arch my conscience (Sp) darted about. The devil appeared on my left shoulder, but no Angel on my right. So I dumped it and ran.
All I could hear was, "Sh*********************************t" and some commotion as the guy jumped from the chair, actually running into the biblical flood that fell from the heavans above. Once I got the other side I could only watch and laugh, maybe a little bit of guilt, as the Wife batterer, vest wearing dude wiped himself, down, checked his beer (Oh he grabbed that) and looked up, trying to work out where, and who the water came from.
I didn't stop laughing for about an hour.
From Missy ReneeJoshua and Gareth, you both are killing me! I have laughed so hard!
Posted May 14, 2008 at 3:17 PM
First of all, you are really tall, Gareth! I am only 5'4" (barefoot), so you would tower over me. You can't be missed in any picture, because you rise a full head above the average person. I just blend in with the crowd. That just means I have to work harder and make a really goofy face or wear some outlandish clothes if I want to get noticed in some stranger's picture. Wow!
Joshua, the "stop and go" people gripe my nerves, too. And when they slow down or stop, naturally I go around to the left to pass them. Then they wait until I am almost past them, and then they start up again before I have a chance to get fully in front. So I have to race or shuffle quickly and increase my pace in order to actually proceed in front of them, or take a chance on getting slammed by oncoming traffic from the other side! You would think they would at least wait until I have a chance to move on by! But they have no clue anyone else is on the planet.
And Gareth, I am glad Joshua asked for the wheelchair story, because I was going to ask for it, too! It was hilarious, but I just wish that I had the personality that could get away with something like that. I've got to start being less timid! Thanks for sharing!
From Joshua CounsilThanks, Missy. Thanks for the story, Gareth.
Posted May 14, 2008 at 4:42 PM
Like they say in Animal House, "Don't get mad -- get even."
From Eric MaloneGuess I might as well admit that I'm a 'Stop & Go', myself. As much as I hate to admit it. Since I usually go with people, I generally get distracted and walk faster than they do, and have to slow down to let them catch up. So sometimes, not all the time, I wind up in front of someone.
Posted May 14, 2008 at 8:46 PM
I generally apologize, but even so! I am a Stop & Go'er.
Also, hilarious stories, guys. I have a few of my own, but I figure that's for another time.
From Missy ReneeWell, Eric, I will add that any time someone stops in front of me, or creates a bottleneck in the walkway trying to take a photo, or whatever, as long as they acknowledge me in some slight, polite manner then I don't have a problem with it. Even a simple nod or direct eye contact and a smile is enough for me.
Posted May 15, 2008 at 9:28 AM
It is the ones who have no idea that I am in the world that irk me the most. I can even understand if it is someone with an obvious distraction...say a small child that just stops to scratch behind their knee or something like that. Of course, when my children do that (which they have been known to do!), then I look back to the person behind me and acknowledge them with a smile or a quick "sorry". It only takes a second to be courteous.
From Karin SI just spent a LONG day at Epcot with a personality I'll call "Underwhelmed (except for Soarin')". This person thought "fish are just fish" so Living Seas wasn't any good; wasn't interested in the World Showcase except for Moroccan pastry and German wine; couldn't understand why so many children were there (we're at DISNEY! HELLO!); thought Mission Space was just okay (both sides) and grudgingly rode El Rio del Tiempo. In my entire life, I have never been so glad for a day to end. The sad part is, she wasn't the only one. I overheard a teenager who thought Nemo was so boring that Disney should be ashamed of itself.
Posted May 22, 2008 at 11:02 AM
PS - I was so annoyed with this friend, that when I spotted a couple we'd met earlier, I suggested we give them our Fastpasses to Soarin' (we'd already ridden 3 times - enough already). Before she could protest, I handed the guy my pass so she HAD to give hers to the guy's wife. The look on her face was small consolation for the misery I'd experienced that day.
From Karin SI forgot something - What's the deal with the people who buy the Disney Dining Plan and then don't know how to use it? I stood in life behind more people who didn't know if they were getting a snack or a meal.
Posted May 22, 2008 at 11:35 AM
From Joshua CounsilYes, Karin, the underwhelmed are very irritating. It's often caused by lack of sleep or a fight. I traveled to Islands of Adventure with someone who didn't sleep at all, and he was underwhelmed by Hulk, Spiderman, Jurassic Park, and everything in Seuss Landing. He also hated Poseidon, refused to watch a magic show the rest wanted to see, complained about the amount of pictures we took (two or three the entire day), etc. etc. etc.
Posted May 22, 2008 at 11:40 AM
Who you travel with can really make or break your day.
From Missy ReneeWow, Karin! I have never had a companion at a theme park with your described lack of enthusiasm. I have never in my life encountered an "underwhelmed". I am sorry that it ruined your day.
Posted May 23, 2008 at 2:49 AM
I just don't understand how anyone can go to a theme park and have no energy. There is a collective energy in large crowds that is so dramatic I almost think I can see it or touch it sometimes. The adrenaline rushes from the coaster rides, the hormones from flirtatious young couples, the anger from over-spenders or people trying to do too much....any intense emotion adds to the level of energy in the air. How can anyone be unaffected by that?
From Karin SMissy - You're right about the energy levels. Whether good or bad, the vibe can be contagious. When it's good, you never want the day to end. Obviously, that didn't happen the other day.
Posted May 23, 2008 at 4:59 AM
I was totally blindsided by this person. The only reason I even suggested we go to Disney was because, when we were kids, we were hooked on the Mickey Mouse Club and went to many Disney movies together. It seemed like a natural. It was so weird (and creepy) to be with someone who hardly laughed at all. Needless to say, I am sticking to my usual themepark companions.
From Joshua CounsilIt's crazy. And it's not just theme park attenders. There are underwhelmed tourists everywhere. My parents just got back from Italy, and tour groups would pass by the Coliseum and say, "that's it?"
Posted May 23, 2008 at 12:00 PM
On the energy note: I find Fantasmic! is the biggest energizer of any attraction. All those thousands of guests giving a fictional character a standing ovation and screaming at the top of their lungs. No better way to end the day.
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