Joshua's Orlando Trip Report: IntroductionWalt Disney World: My opening thoughts on an upcoming trip to Orlando.
From Joshua CounsilJoshua's Orlando Trip Report: Introduction
Posted August 12, 2009 at 7:58 PM
My opening thoughts on an upcoming trip to Orlando.
With my recent university graduation came an onslaught of travel opportunities with my fellow grads: backpacking through Europe, camping across Canada, teaching English in Asia, safariing in Africa, saving the ecosystem in the North, driving to California ...
All of these were, naturally, excellent opportunities, but with two major flaws:
1) They interfered with my first engineering summer job, and
Devastating, I know.
Happily, an end-of-summer travel opportunity arose with some of my old high school buds. Some time back, they decided to accept my
When the opportunity arose to travel with these Disney virgins, I pounced on it. Why? Simply put, half the fun of a theme park vacation is experiencing it with those who have not been before.
See, as much as I love to watch TH and James
"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so."
And that's why I'm so excited for this upcoming trip. Experiencing something like this with inexperienced travelers brings me back to my first visits. We Insiders might dismiss certain attractions as outdated and in need of replacing or repair, but to my friends these attractions will be new, fresh, and, more oft than not, awe-inspiring.
With less than two weeks until departure, I cannot help but feel elated.
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From robert millerI hear you Josh. My daughters are 2yrs old and 2 months old. I think I am actually going to attempt a trip next year(and mostly every year after that). I can not wait to see the parks through their eyes. HAVE FUN!!!
Posted August 12, 2009 at 8:40 PM
From James RaoI totally agree with you, Josh. When I am at WDW, I am immersed in the experience, and spend very little time critiquing. Sure, I generally skip lesser attractions like the Jungle Cruise unless I have lots of spare time, but you never hear me complain about tired rides/shows, excessive crowds, missed opportunities, or overly commercialized theming. I leave those types of considerations at home, and think about them in retrospect as I file my trip reports, not while I am in the parks.
Posted August 13, 2009 at 3:12 AM
Besides, Disney is only ever "bad" when compared to itself. Compared to every other amusement park chain in the world, it is easily the best thing going.
From Anthony MurphyWhen did you turn into Anton Ego? Like the Ratta Tatta Rat-Patootie reference.
Posted August 13, 2009 at 7:01 AM
BTW, you do get to do what all the other grads do:
backpacking through Europe- WORLD SHOWCASE (NO PASSPORT NEEDED)
camping across Canada- O CANADA 360
teaching English in Asia- TEACHING A YETI HOW TO DANCE IS MUCH SWEETER
safariing in Africa- KILIMANJARO SAFARIS ANYONE?
saving the ecosystem in the North- THE
driving to California- WHY DRIVE WHEN YOU CAN GO SOARIN OVER CALIFORNIA?
From Gareth HNice Anthony.
Posted August 13, 2009 at 7:29 AM
Don't forget all the Irish bars in Orlando, to live like an Irishman, drink drink drink drink..
From Joshua CounsilGood one, Anthony, though Epcot's World Showcase is almost like a Team America: World Police view of nations. It's my favorite theme park, regardless.
Posted August 13, 2009 at 8:29 AM
From brian lochridgeAMERICA F$%K YEAHHHH!!!!!!
Posted August 13, 2009 at 8:59 AM
From hannah callerLOL Brian, Team America, love it!!
Posted August 13, 2009 at 9:49 AM
I'm travelling from the UK to Orlando in 2 weeks and I can't wait!
Does anbody know if Duelling Dragons at IOA is still gonna be open, I've heard it's supposed to be closing late August but have not seen any actual date yet?
I'm really looking forward to Manta but am a little dissapointed that (according to Screamscape) Rip,Ride,Rocket might not open til the end of October!
From Joshua CounsilComin' again to save the mutha f#%*in' day, YEAH!!!
Posted August 13, 2009 at 11:57 AM
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