Its called "What did I learn.." and this one will be on Magic Kingdom. I want people to come up with creative facts they never knew unless something at the Magic Kingdom told us:
I learned that the backside of water looks like the front.
Pirates like Redheads
Natives never attack from the left, except this time!
Dead Men Tell No Tales
Be as funny and creative as you can!
I learned there's more to a theme park than steel.
I learned that rides are better indoors.
I learned that walking down the middle of Main Street, USA, is best done with a Dole Float in your hands.
No matter how many plush Mickey's you have at home, there is always one more that needs to be purchased.
It doesn't matter your age, when a costumed character walks up to you, you believe they are real and get excited.
Sidewalks feel wonderful to sit on for watching a parade.
Peter Pan is a lot more popular than first thought.
The Headless Horseman is real.
Fireworks and a castle make night even more beautiful.
There is a whole lot of water in a briar patch.
Walking through an almost empty park at closing time is quite enjoyable.
I'll never take good coffee for granted again.
Litter free streets and sidewalks are nice to walk on.
You can get out of a room without any windows or doors
Taking pictures of Elephants is ok because they are wearing their trunks
Thunder Mountain might actually be the wildest ride in the wilderness.
That eating dole whips just before going on Space Mountain isn't clever or funny
That Tom Sawyer wasn't tough enough for Pirates
That seagulls like to steal your fries
That animatronics rarely talk back to kids no matter how loud they ask them to.
Blazing hot slabs of soft playground flooring is FUN!
It really is a small world after all.
Flying carpets are faster than flying elephants.
Stitch can climb the castle.
Never let Donald and Goofy re-do your house.
Never give a dog the keys!
Disney soft serve ice cream has an addictive chemical in it
The dolls in "Its a Small World" are alive at night
The "Tommorowland Transit Authority" is the best ride ever
93% of Mickey Mouse costume characters are nude under the costume
The utilidors lead to the earths chocolate center
The average person is able to eat 66% more food while at the Magic Kingdom
Evidently, princesses are more important than cartoons
Everybody does have a laughing place
You should always watch out for hitchiking ghosts
A land of tomorrow doesn't have to show what were going to see tomorrow, just what we want to see
Using popular movie characters in theme park attractions doesn't always work
A mouse can start a pretty great thing.
("...it all started with a mouse." - Walt Disney)
There's nothing you can do with items that are hard-frozen, save wait for them to thaw.
Keep up with the party in front of you.
Keep your hands and arms to yourself, and inside the vehicle at all times.
Get up and get started early.
If you don't use the word "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" carefully, it could change your life!
That the "ghost host" is kind enough to lower the safety bar for you.
That.. You can fly! You can fly! You can fly!
That no matter how long the wait is for food, a parent will invariably ask for something that is not served at that location.
That I can travel from Agrabah to Colonial America in about 5 minutes.
That You can visit space without astronaut training.
Weasels are Florida State University fans.
Main Street USA is a hill that goes up to Cinderella Castle.
Buzz Lightyear hates the letter "Z".
Know the meaning of the white stripe on the Liberty Square roads.
Found out that there is only 1 real American flag on Main Street USA.
The eager anticipation and build up to seeing the Headless Horseman ride through is as fun as seeing him.
Eating with a sting ray is never pleasant and kind of confusing.
The castle has the cheapest room available on theme park grounds- NO LIES HERE.
As magical as it may seem to stay in the castle- there is absolutely NO view once inside.
Always go towards the red light while in a Haunted Mansion.
Space Mountain is a very hard ride to ride while in a Minnie Mouse Costume.-- but VERY fun.
Snuggies make great Fantasia Mickey outfits.;)
A splash down a mountain in the dark is much funner when a kid in the front seat as a light up light saber.... Hehehehe.
There is a really "hoppin" party going on after dark on Thunder Mountain.
Whip lash is eminent if you don't brace yourself before arrival.
Snow White had a little too much "PLASTIC" surgery.
3D shows are best when you're not in the front row.
People like Peter Pan a whole lot more than once thought.
Minnie and Mickey must have really bad back cramps after sitting in their furniture all day.-- Nor dot hey update their decor very often.
Back allies are not always bad when the Madd Hatter is a along for the journey.
Midnight is a very special time to be in MK.