What I Learned from Universal Orlando ResortUniversal Orlando: give tips,secrets and tell us TPI readers what you learned from UO
From Tyler BellI learned so many secrets from UO
Posted April 19, 2010 at 9:43 PM
Hrrr has secert tracks or that revenge of the mummy holds a secert kong statue
what have you learned from your friendly neighborhood Universal Orlando Resort
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From Anthony MurphyDo not trust robotic warewolves
Posted April 19, 2010 at 9:44 PM
Everything is SUPER at T2
Mummies beat giant monkeys anytime
From Rob PAlways carry quarters for the water cannon.
Posted April 20, 2010 at 12:19 AM
Eat after riding Hulk and not just before.
Don't take your eyes off your food on the Enchanted Oak Tavern's Terrace ( sadly gone ! ) because the birds will take it.
Don't take your eyes off the Enchanted Oak Tavern because they'll knock it down ( too late ! )
If you see a boat dead in the water don't be surprised if there's a surprise waiting for you around the bend.
Don't drive a boat through the legs of a T-Rex. They always stand at the top of a steep fall.
Always exit a ride backwards so that you think you're leaving the shop instead of entering. It's cheaper that way.
From TH CreativeAim for the fusion exhaust port.
Posted April 20, 2010 at 6:26 AM
There is (in fact) an alien formerly known as Bo-Bo.
You can't say the word "ass" in a pre-show film.
Alliteration can trump theming when naming things.
Memories can be stuck to (or inside of) the roof of a bug's mouth
And one other thing, the biggest problem with 'Men In Black: Alien Attack' is (*** FOOOOOOMP! ***) ...
... um ... I forgot what I was gonna say.
From Tyler Bellpush the red button on M I B
Posted April 21, 2010 at 4:10 AM
From Diane GraebnerActually, I learned that those who THINK everything is always "Super" in T2 end up dying a horrible, painful, death!
Posted April 21, 2010 at 5:52 AM
Riding the lift hill on HRRR in the rain could potentially be the next torture device used by the CIA.
Training drills on fake aliens will always lead to a real invasion.
NEVER hide in the boathouse!
Horrible monsters really only want to rock out and have fun.
People who do special effects makeup for a living are, well, just a little odd.
Strange blue men who throw food and paint at each other can be enlightening and strangely entertaining!
From Tyler Bellthe best song on HRRR is Stronger
Posted April 21, 2010 at 10:02 AM
From TH CreativeThey are not "invading" they are "escaping."
Posted April 21, 2010 at 4:21 PM
From Tony DudaI never learned anything at Universal and that's the way I like it!
Posted April 21, 2010 at 5:03 PM
From Pyra Dong- 79 cent drink refills????? HELL YEA
Posted April 21, 2010 at 11:31 PM
- You "think" you're safe hiding in the boat house
- HIP HOP artists at Mardi GRAS make AWESOME concerts
- feel sorry for the poor assistant who has to get your coffee
- Robots... are... EVIL
- there is a radio station near the hat store
- Apparantly, E.T's planet looks like an alien "Small World"
From James RaoI've learned that staying on-property at USO offers perks that cannot be beat.
Posted April 22, 2010 at 4:13 AM
From Anthony MurphyThe kids who go to Fivel's playland have never heard of Fivel.
Posted April 22, 2010 at 2:08 PM
Lassie is immortal
Listen to the song on One Fish Two Fish or face a watery death
From Thomas Grimmethat the invention of the aluminum beer bottle trumps sliced bread by light years....
Posted April 23, 2010 at 8:50 AM
and to take it a step further they keep it in an almost frozen deep sleep until they hand it to you and it actually sticks to your hand and your lips in the Florida heat like on "A Christmas Story" with his tongue on the pole...
From Thomas Grimmehave kids, and if you can't, borrow the neighbors' just to do the ol' child swap....
Posted April 23, 2010 at 8:55 AM
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