The idea is to post the most whacked out and truly out there ride idea you can come up with. This goes for any theme park out there. Be creative, be nutty and know this could NEVER possibly be built...but wouldn't it be funny if it was?
Let your inner Mad Hatter loose and go truly crazy.
I'll be posting mine very soon. Love to see what ideas are out there.
Located at Universal Studios Hollywood on the site of the former Shrek 4D theater, America's favorite slacker duo ( no, NOT Bill and Ted) Beavis and Butthead are back. Coinciding with the relaunch of their new television series, the lovable morons now have a home at Universal Hollywood.
The facade is Highland High School, and as we enter the front doors of the building we're smack dab in the middle of the school hallways and hear behind the classroom doors class going on. We pass Coach Buzzcut's class as we hear him yelling like a drill sergeant and Mr Van Driesen's class as he sings "Men Have Feelings Too (May I Share Mine With You?).
We then hear over the loud speakers, as we wait to board our vehicle, an announcement from Principal McVickers that Beavis and Butthead are to report to detention immediately until 5 tonight. Then appearing on overhead video monitors Beavis and Butthead (who have apparently seized the cameras in the AV Room and are now broadcasting from it) announce McVicker will have to catch them first because they're heading for a GWAR concert and they RULE!
We then enter our ride vehicles, which are shaped like two seater side by side electric wheelchairs and take off down the halls of the school. You zip around like Mr Toads Wild Ride from room to room and down hallways. Watch out for Coach Buzzcut, he'll try to grab you. Oh no! Its Van Driesen, stupid hippies. Watch out for Stewart he's totally lame, he'll want to go the concert with us.
We crash through doors, cut through a class on Women's Studies, smash through the lunch room as mystery meat goes flying eveywhere. We finally make it to the exit when Principal McVickers jumps in front of us, blocking the way out of the school. Well we just keep barreling on through, pop a wheelie and send him flying out of our way as we break through the school exit doors and head on to the GWAR concert.
Our vehicle heads through town, we crash through the front door of Mr Anderson's house and smash his TV, we head down to the Maxi Mart for nachos and get chased by the police.
We elude the cops and show up just in time for the concert....which the sign out front of the Highland Arena announces was last night. Tonight is WINGER! This sucks!
You then exit the vehicle and into the Burger World themed restaurant and gift shop where you can buy your very own ACDC and Metallica t shirts. YES!
Yes, I know it's stupid, but isn't that the point of this thread??????
If I was designing a roller coaster it would be a launched flying coaster themed around the story of Peter Pan that would go over the ACTUAL London skyline. Tower of London, House of Parliment etc. Through the whole city. That's perfection.
-a 400 foot tall Queeen of Hearts castle
-many other smaller buildings in each land with hearts around them
-The roller coaster starts out in the castle where the Queen of Hearts wants to show you her new kingdom. There is a dark ride section in the castle where you are shown around. Then you launch over to Adventureland into a building behind the jungle cruise(so you hear some jokes along the way) where everyone in Adventureland is trying to start a rebellion against the queen. Everyone goes to war in a dark ride section but the cards defeat the pirates and animals. You then launch over to Frontier land followed by Liberty Square followed by Fantasyland and Tomorowland all with similar dark ride scenes. Finally you ride back to the castle where the Mad Hatter and Alice save the day and banish the Queen to a jail in Mickey's Sorcerer hat in DHS.
This would be about 43 minutes long. Other rides that would be affected(taken down for space or in view of the ride) will include:
-Tom Sawer's Island
-Hall of the Presidents
Ray Kampf's FANTASTIC piece on Fauxtopia!
I also made a waterslide that had a drop like that and then did u turns back and forth. After a couple "months" of running the tubes started flying off the hill and people died.
I was an evil child
Okay, it isn't technically a ride, but it is certainly whacked-out...
A triple (or double) track racing wooden coaster in the woods behind Nitro and the white-water raft ride. It would cross the river back there, and would be called the Jersey Devils, after the legendary creature that supposedly lives in the Pine Barrens, not far from Great Adventure itself.
I know I didn't include many specs, but I'm not a coaster designer or a rocket scientist.