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What happens if you cross Disneyland with Las Vegas?

Disneyland: A new park is born.

From Daniel Etcheberry
Posted June 22, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Among the changes:

1) Main Street stores would have slot machines.

2) Cast members would give cards to guests that read "Get a princess in 20 minutes"

3) The castle would have a casino inside.

4) If a guest breaks any park rule, a cast member will call Joe Pesci.

5) Alcohol would be served.

6) Mickey Mouse would dress like Elvis.

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From Kelly Muggleton
Posted June 23, 2011 at 5:27 AM
The princesses would definitely have much shorter skirts! Fastpass distribution could be done by the 'clicking the cards' guys... (Is there a proper name for them? I'm sure you know who I mean)

From Nick Markham
Posted June 23, 2011 at 6:13 AM
-No Smoking? Not here.
-Hotels? Probably no kids breakfasts.

And just imagine what the attractions would be...

From Jorge Arnoldson
Posted June 23, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Of course, Disney and Vegas are an obvious contradiction, although the 900 numbers for the princesses would be clever.

From Jeff Elliott
Posted June 23, 2011 at 11:25 AM
A complementary drink service in the queue lines would be nice...

From Tyler Stover
Posted June 23, 2011 at 12:09 PM
The Monorail would go somewhere useful. ;-P

From Daniel Etcheberry
Posted June 23, 2011 at 12:16 PM
Fantasyland would live up to its name.

From Terri Pierce
Posted June 23, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Tomorrowland might not be such a great place...

From Daniel Etcheberry
Posted June 24, 2011 at 7:35 AM
What happens in Disneyland, stays in Disneyland.

From Terri Pierce
Posted June 23, 2011 at 8:23 PM
I was thinking hangovers. Free water and ibuprofen everywhere. Astro Orbiter wouldn't be such a great idea either.

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