What happens if you cross Disneyland with Las Vegas?Disneyland: A new park is born.
From Daniel EtcheberryAmong the changes:
Posted June 22, 2011 at 1:54 PM
1) Main Street stores would have slot machines.
2) Cast members would give cards to guests that read "Get a princess in 20 minutes"
3) The castle would have a casino inside.
4) If a guest breaks any park rule, a cast member will call Joe Pesci.
5) Alcohol would be served.
6) Mickey Mouse would dress like Elvis.
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From Kelly MuggletonThe princesses would definitely have much shorter skirts! Fastpass distribution could be done by the 'clicking the cards' guys... (Is there a proper name for them? I'm sure you know who I mean)
Posted June 23, 2011 at 5:27 AM
From Nick Markham-No Smoking? Not here.
Posted June 23, 2011 at 6:13 AM
-Hotels? Probably no kids breakfasts.
And just imagine what the attractions would be...
From Jorge ArnoldsonOf course, Disney and Vegas are an obvious contradiction, although the 900 numbers for the princesses would be clever.
Posted June 23, 2011 at 10:46 AM
From Jeff ElliottA complementary drink service in the queue lines would be nice...
Posted June 23, 2011 at 11:25 AM
From Tyler StoverThe Monorail would go somewhere useful. ;-P
Posted June 23, 2011 at 12:09 PM
From Daniel EtcheberryFantasyland would live up to its name.
Posted June 23, 2011 at 12:16 PM
From Terri PierceTomorrowland might not be such a great place...
Posted June 23, 2011 at 1:25 PM
From Daniel EtcheberryWhat happens in Disneyland, stays in Disneyland.
Posted June 24, 2011 at 7:35 AM
From Terri PierceI was thinking hangovers. Free water and ibuprofen everywhere. Astro Orbiter wouldn't be such a great idea either.
Posted June 23, 2011 at 8:23 PM
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