Caption this photo: M. Night Shyamalan at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter
The movie director visits Islands of Adventure, in this publicity photo.
Theme parks frequently send out publicity photos of celebrities visiting their parks. Here's one that just hit my in-box: movie director M. Night Shyamalan (who famously hasn't had a hit in years) visiting the Owl Post at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter
, picking up a wand.
And here are your captions for this photo, below. Go.
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Boy! I can't wait to use that "Careero Resurrecto" spell Draco told me about!!
Shyamalan will need Harry's magic wand to resurrect his career.
You guys should build a Last Airbender attraction....right?
Night wonders how to get a twist in his wand.
From Rob P
Posted July 11, 2011 at 3:51 AM
I'm thinking " Hairy Potter : Teen Wolf Wizard ".
M. Night Shyamalan astonishes Universal workers with impromtu conducting of the Magical Miniture Philharmonic Orchestra.
From steve lee
Posted July 11, 2011 at 4:57 AM
"Are you hiring?"
I just got the idea for my next movie! What if Harry Potter could talk to dead people and then he found out that he was already dead....?
Shyamalan: "With this wand I shall conquer the box office again"
Store employee: "I see dead director"
Accio interesting yet believable plot twist!
In typical Shyamalan fashion, he started out with Forbidden Journey and finished the day with Pteranodon Flyers._____________________
When questioned about the safety features of his new attraction, M. Night responded: "Only those 54 inches or taller will be permitted to ride; there is a sickening twist at the end."
Caption: Oh man! I can think of hundreds of ways to screw this up! Maybe they'll let me try like Nickelodeon did!
From ben breeg
Posted July 12, 2011 at 6:43 PM
"I call it my Shamalama-DING-DONG!!!"
From Tony Duda
Posted July 12, 2011 at 9:25 PM
"Do you have anything that makes scary? I forgot what scary looks like."
That's my husbands normal name for him too.
If Shyamalan wants to fix his career, he's going to need to use Reparo...a lot.
Andy is right. He's been using Crucio on us for years with some of those movies. . .
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