Canada’s Wonderland - A sneaky visitor to Canada’s Wonderland was able to get close to some of the rebar they are laying down for their 2012 ride and found a label that says "Giga Coaster Caps". While an official announcement is still a couple of weeks off, early rumors say that the giga coaster will be themed to the Maple Leafs 50+ year drought without the Stanley Cup.
Moron of the Week - Lagoon - An employee was arrested and fired after an altercation and then a fist fight involving 3 teenagers trying to get in line for the Samurai spinny ride when they were trying to close it down for the night. While I am as much a fan of random vigilante justice as the next person, particularly when it comes to teenagers, I think the method of delivery is what took this from being something that everyone appreciated, into something that they were fired for. Anyone who has seen a superhero movie knows that the proper way to hand out vigilante justice is to just jump in before asking any questions or they can even say, "Hey, it’s the Batman", and then hit them so hard they fly through the air and crush a structure 30 feet away. So remember this short checklist, 1. Don’t ask questions, 2. Deal out wrathful justice, 3. Make them fly through the air before, 4. Crush some random structure that wasn’t there a minute earlier and, 5. Wear a mask or glasses or something to conceal your identity. With these simple steps in mind, please resume your former places and proceed to beat the crap out of the teenagers who all richly deserve such treatment for their loud music, pants hanging off their butts, and walking on my grass.
Stories from a Theme Park Insider - It seems that Robert Niles has thrown the PR machine into overdrive over his new book, where it was mentioned on both of the main sites I scope to do this article. While I would really like to say I enjoyed the book, I must mention that until I get a Kindle for Christmas or as a late graduation present (or as a thank you for writing these wonderful news/humor articles), I will be waiting for the Cliff Notes version, the audiobook, the movie, or the Christmas Special before I get my copy. And when do you find time to read when there are 164 channels of garbage on your TV set? All joking aside, please buy a copy of Robert’s book; it is keeping the lights on and the rent paid on this website, and who knows, you may actually enjoy reading......once you get tired of video games.
Six Flags Fiesta Texas - While it is looking like SFFT is getting a new ride for the 2012 season, it is very unclear what it is going to be. From what I can piece together, it is a new attraction designed to test your stamina and ability to cope with the worst situations in the world as it shakes your wallet out of your pocket and then flips you over the border into Mexico where you have to find your way back to the middle of Texas without money or ID.
Ticket Scams - This is another public service announcement (just so we might qualify for some government money). Every week for the last two months, undercover stings have been uncovering many different theme park ticket resale operations. The latest sting in Florida uncovered over a million dollars of counterfeit tickets. The way they are doing is by buying unused days of theme park tickets and reselling them to others. The problem is that the reselling of tickets like this is illegal, and the parks have gone out of their way to defeat these types of ticket recycling. The way the laws read, if you buy an illegal ticket, you can personally be held responsible for being in possession of stolen property and being arrested as well as losing the money you spent on these tickets. I have said it before, so I am going to say it again: If you value everything that your theme park does for you, pay full price on their website. As Theme Park Insiders, it is our duty to not scam our favorite theme parks with even legally bought discounted tickets. Let the theme parks know how much we appreciate them by not only paying full price, but throwing in an extra couple of dollars to help them pay for the next big attraction. Except for anyone who would think it was ok to spend $55 million on a $350 thousand spinny ride.....
Cedar Fair - Apparently the inbound CEO and Chairman of Cedar Fair has a new and interesting way to get the pulse of his customers at his parks. Matthew Ouimet likes to sit on a bench in one of his parks and write notes on a clipboard as he hears patrons talk about the park. So here is an assignment for everyone who goes to Cedar Fair parks, if you see a guy in an expensive suit and tie sitting on a bench with a clipboard, I want you to say one of the following in a loud and clear voice, "The only thing this park needs is free parking and free drinks," or "If I am going to ever come back to this park, it better be cheaper or have a major new attraction," or "Theme Park Insiders deserve free admission because they do such a great service to all of humanity," or "It should be a new park policy to flog the teenagers," or "I have no idea what a B&M is, but I think we need three."
Walt Disney World - WDW announced a multi-year alliance with Chiquita. Apparently the deal is designed to lure some of the best monkeys away from Six Flag’s Ride Design division, who "won’t spend $55 million on a crappy spinny ride....maybe with a larger budget than they are used to (paid in Chiquita bananas), the monkeys could come up with LardBeer or BananaBeer or something". One could hope that they could only just sign on the dotted line when a particular franchise has done more than $4 billion at the box office...
Create My Caption - In the discussion thread in post your best caption for the following picture, borrowed from Other Side of the Planet dot com.
If I have missed anything (and I have, so no worries there) please post below. If you have some inside information, more news, more rumors, first rides, please share with the rest of us.
Sources: Screamscape, Amusement Today, and whatever else I happened to read this week...
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