"From the theme park that brought you 'Buzz Lightyear's Astro Blasters,' it's... 'JungleSkipper Dan's Hippo Shoot'!
"It's an entirely new way to experience the Jungle Cruise. Every visitor will be equipped with a special hippo pistol and will win points for every hippo blasted from the water! Get your boat's high score, and you could win 'The Pith Helmet'."
I am *so* entering this in the next Theme Park Apprentice game, by the way. ;^)