Remember, we're looking for average wait times relative to the other rides and shows in the park. For show with assigned start times, we're comparing the time you need to arrive early in order to get seats for your whole party versus the average wait time for other rides in the park.
Here's the first draft. Revisions in the comments, please. Thanks!
Shrek 4-D - Average
Hollywood Rip, Ride, Rockit - Longer
Twister… Ride it Out - Shorter
Revenge of the Mummy - Longer
Jaws - Average
Men in Black Alien Attack - Average
The Simpsons Ride -
Woody Woodpecker KidZone
Animal Actors on Location - Shorter
A Day in the Park with Barney - Average
Woody Woodpecker's Nuthouse Coaster - Average
ET Adventure - Shorter
Universal Orlando's Horror Make-up Show - Shorter
Terminator 2: 3-D - Shorter
I've seen Simpsons have short lines but then they close the top row and only run the bottom and middle row so the line waits stay longer.
Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom
Disney's Animal Kingdom
Disney's Hollywood Studios
Disney California Adventure
Universal's Islands of Adventure
Universal Studios Florida
Universal Studios Hollywood