Remember, we're looking for average wait times relative to the other rides and shows in the park. For show with assigned start times, we're comparing the time you need to arrive early in order to get seats for your whole party versus the average wait time for other rides in the park.
Here's the first draft. Revisions in the comments, please. Thanks!
Production Central
Shrek 4-D - Average
Hollywood Rip, Ride, Rockit - Longer
New York
Twister… Ride it Out - Shorter
Revenge of the Mummy - Longer
San Francisco/Amity
Disaster! - Shorter Average
Jaws - Average
World Expo
Men in Black Alien Attack - Average
The Simpsons Ride - Average Longer
Woody Woodpecker KidZone
Animal Actors on Location - Shorter
A Day in the Park with Barney - Average
Woody Woodpecker's Nuthouse Coaster - Average
ET Adventure - Shorter
Hollywood
Universal Orlando's Horror Make-up Show - Shorter
Terminator 2: 3-D - Shorter
I've seen Simpsons have short lines but then they close the top row and only run the bottom and middle row so the line waits stay longer.