The greatest Disney World theme park map, ever

May 26, 2017, 9:39 AM

Behold... the most accurate map of Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom ever published, courtesy of Judgmental Maps.

My favorites? "Unequal ride-to-line value," "Golden Corral for rich people," and all the "Just more T-shirts" on Main Street. Painfully funny.

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May 27, 2017, 7:06 AM

"Puppet Scares the Piss Out of Your Kids" should be on the official guide map for Stitch's Great Escape.

May 27, 2017, 9:11 AM

"Not really woods. Just a parking lot full of broken dreams."

May 29, 2017, 10:01 AM

"HURR DURR EVERYTHING IS RACIST! SCREW WHITE PEOPLE! "--the map version

May 30, 2017, 10:40 AM

Ha! Very funny.

"Just more T-shirts" is my favorite, although there are many good ones.

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