Humor column on amusement park ride

June 10, 2008, 2:49 PM · I enjoy the Blog Flume, and thought readers might enjoy the newspaper column I wrote this week about an ill-fated amusement park visit.

My syndicated humor column is called “Lost Journal,” and you can read more at

Thanks, and have a great week!

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June 10, 2008 at 3:35 PM · Awesome! Glad I was not there to see it first hand else there might have been a chain reaction of the biological havoc you referenced.
June 15, 2008 at 4:27 PM · I went to Valleyfair! yesterday (which is now my home park because I am out of KY) and the crowds were nowhere in sight. The longest waits we encountered were about 15 minutes for the new swing things. Wild Thing was walk on-able and the new Renegade had a wait of about 10 minutes. It was an awesome day, for sure

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