Theme park photo caption game

September 3, 2009, 3:30 PM · Long-time Theme Park Insider readers with sharp eyes and memories might remember this photo, which, yes, was taken inside a theme park:


And if not, no big deal. In the comments, come up with your best caption for the photo. Funny encouraged. Accuracy... meh. Enjoy!

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September 3, 2009 at 4:06 PM · In a joint project between us and Endemol, we proudly announce our new-for-2010 attraction - Wipeout: The Ride!
September 3, 2009 at 4:11 PM · In the exercise yard at balloon jail.
September 3, 2009 at 4:15 PM · double dare S&M edition, or the worlds largest fruit and cheese plate. quick! chain up that cheese wheel before it gets to the schools and unleashes its melty, chewy, terror.
September 3, 2009 at 4:18 PM · backstage at seaworld?
September 3, 2009 at 4:23 PM · Equipment for the latest extreme sport, Hardcore Tether Ball.
September 3, 2009 at 4:24 PM · The illegitimate children of Epcot's golf ball eagerly await to be reunited with their father...
September 3, 2009 at 4:49 PM · And this is where we keep the line cutters.
September 3, 2009 at 7:27 PM · Although 'Moonraker' was one of the sillier 007/Bond movies, it did produce a line from Roger Moore which I think is perfect for this photo. I quote thusly:

"Balls, Q?"

(insert world-weary sigh from Desmond Llewellyn as 'Q') "Bolas, double-o-seven..."

You're welcome. ;-)

September 3, 2009 at 7:57 PM · these are the Mission Space logos that didn't make it through?
September 3, 2009 at 8:01 PM · It takes big balls to be on the chain gang
September 3, 2009 at 8:52 PM · Just like Pluto, these are the other planets that didn't make the cut.
September 3, 2009 at 9:25 PM · Psychedelic S & M Coaster starring Aerosmith!
September 4, 2009 at 12:22 AM · I love the Pluto reference!
September 4, 2009 at 2:27 AM · Shamu's medication regime since being diagnosed with high blood pressure.
September 4, 2009 at 3:06 AM · "Mr. Spitzer, the rest of the items for your Passion Party have arrived."
September 4, 2009 at 6:29 AM · The new Wife's World theme park has ball and chains available for the single guys.
September 4, 2009 at 6:41 AM · Disney is already starting to stockpile the Marvel superhero's medications...
September 4, 2009 at 6:44 AM · Blue Balls: "Let the tree go! He had nothing to do with this!"

Tree: "I thought you said you'd cover it up so I would walk"

Red Ball: "You knew what would happen if we got caught"

Yellow Disk Thingy: (peers around jail cell) "Well, look what we have here. (glares at Red Ball) Hey there sweet cheeks (wink, wink)"

September 4, 2009 at 6:46 AM · Our ace photographer, after many years of searching, has finally found the secret location where Minnie stores Mickey's balls. Moments after this photo was taken, our photographer was beaten up by Disney security and tossed over the fence.
September 4, 2009 at 6:58 AM · Practice equipment for next year's opening weekend Quiddich tournament at IOA.
September 4, 2009 at 7:04 AM · DAK's continuing experimentation with trying to get animal poo to come out smelling like flowers.
September 4, 2009 at 7:15 AM · The Pirates of the Caribbean are loading up on ammunition to finally, once and for all, get rid of that annoying Tinkerbell &!^@#.
September 4, 2009 at 7:31 AM · Vekoma's new beta model anti-rollback system. If the train starts to roll backward, the riders throw the PleaseGodSaveMe(TM) stopping device over the side of the car and wait for it to snag on something, thus stopping the car and saving all of the riders from a potentially fatal collision.
September 4, 2009 at 7:35 AM · The new Six Flags employee recognition program for Best Customer Service awards the winner with their choice of colorful movement restriction devices to brighten up their expected sluggish performance.
September 8, 2009 at 12:40 PM · In a controversial decision to attract visitors to its Orlando theme parks, The Walt Disney Company today released pictures of designs for its newest celebration, "Disney's Dominatrix Days".

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