Bad theme park jokes: They're not just for the Jungle anymore

April 19, 2011, 9:37 AM · "Look! It's an ore car!"

Ore cars

"Um, there are three of them, actually."

"No, there's just one ore car."

"Then what are the other two?"

"The And car and the But car."


"The And, But and Ore cars. We must be in Conjunction Junction!"

Update: Trivia time: Where was the picture taken (i.e. where did this unfortunate exchange take place)?

Replies (12)

April 19, 2011 at 11:36 AM · Robert, I don't bomb into your world and attempt to play violin -- let's leave this kind of thing to the experts, shall we?
April 19, 2011 at 12:21 PM · OK Bobby… I will leave a joke for you..

What is the difference between a woman in a church and a woman in a bathtub?

The woman in the church has hope in her soul…

This is my favorite cleanest\dirtiest joke ever..

April 19, 2011 at 12:57 PM · This is a wild guess, but... Dollywood?
April 19, 2011 at 1:47 PM · Disneyland!!!
April 19, 2011 at 3:15 PM · No and no.
April 19, 2011 at 4:03 PM · Is this in Knottsberry Farm?
April 19, 2011 at 4:06 PM · Knox
April 19, 2011 at 8:38 PM · Any other guesses?

If no one gets it, I'll start telling more jokes! You don't want that, do you?

April 19, 2011 at 10:22 PM · Silver Dollar City?
April 19, 2011 at 10:38 PM · This photo is taken at Disney California Adventure park in Anaheim. It's on a sort of "secret path" that takes you around the western edge of Grizzly River Run in the Golden State area of the park. This particular section of ore cars are located just under the lift hill of Grizzly River Run, just before you encounter the water fall and next to the abandoned jeep.
April 20, 2011 at 4:38 PM · Anonymous is correct! And the readership of the site thanks you for sparing them from more of my bad jokes.
April 20, 2011 at 6:43 PM · I said "Knox!" I meant Knotts!


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