Walt Disney World is rolling out a new menu of "punny" food to celebrate its "Incredible Summer" promotion in the Magic Kingdom's Tomorrowland. And its new hamburger just might bulk you up to the size of Mr. Incredible, if it doesn't having you "Dash"-ing to the hospital with an Incredible coronary first.
The burger's actually themed to Elastigirl and is available at Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe. The "Super Stretchy Burger" is a standard Disney burger, served on a bun stamped with the Incredibles logo. But that's hardly worthy of the "Incredible" name.
So how about throwing on some bacon, American cheese, and garlic ranch sauce? Okay, that's a solid burger but hardly "Incredible."
So let's add a layer of fried mozzarella sticks, too.
Boom. There's your Incredible burger, with enough super-stretchy cheese to clog any superhero's artery. Ah, screw it. It's the excess sugar in life that'll do you in, not extra cheese. I say, bring it on!
(Okay, one quibble. Swap that extraneous American cheese slice for some grilled onions, and this burger would be a step better, IMHO.)
The other Elastigirl-inspired meal at Cosmic Ray's is a "Super Foods Salad" with kale, spinach, quinoa, avocado, blueberries, and pico. Auntie Gravity's Galactic Goodies has an Edna Mode "No Capes, Just Crepes" sundae in two flavors, one with Nutella and berries and the second with blackberry-lavender jam and "frooty" cereal. Outdoor vending carts have blue raspberry Frozone Sno-Cones. Finally, there's a figure-eight-shaped "Mrs. Incredible Pretzel Mask" at The Lunching Pad.
Incredible Tomorrowland Expo, which includes a dance party at the Rockettower Plaza Stage from 2pm-7pm daily, starts today and runs through September 3 at the Walt Disney World Resort.Tweet
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