Bad theme park jokes: They're not just for the Jungle anymore
"Look! It's an ore car!"
"Um, there are three of them, actually."
"No, there's just one ore car."
"Then what are the other two?"
"The And car and the But car."
"What?"
"The And, But and Ore cars. We must be in Conjunction Junction!"
Update: Trivia time: Where was the picture taken (i.e. where did this unfortunate exchange take place)?
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OK Bobby… I will leave a joke for you..
What is the difference between a woman in a church and a woman in a bathtub?
The woman in the church has hope in her soul…
This is my favorite cleanest\dirtiest joke ever..
This is a wild guess, but... Dollywood?
Disneyland!!!
No and no.
Is this in Knottsberry Farm?
Knox
Any other guesses?
If no one gets it, I'll start telling more jokes! You don't want that, do you?
Silver Dollar City?
This photo is taken at Disney California Adventure park in Anaheim. It's on a sort of "secret path" that takes you around the western edge of Grizzly River Run in the Golden State area of the park. This particular section of ore cars are located just under the lift hill of Grizzly River Run, just before you encounter the water fall and next to the abandoned jeep.
Anonymous is correct! And the readership of the site thanks you for sparing them from more of my bad jokes.
I said "Knox!" I meant Knotts!
Damn!
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Robert, I don't bomb into your world and attempt to play violin -- let's leave this kind of thing to the experts, shall we?