What should be Theme Park Insider's t-shirt slogan?
I need a catch-phrase for our shirts. Whoever submits the winner gets a free shirt, too!
Posted April 5, 2011 at 9:30 AM
But I've decided I really need some catch-phrase or slogan to go along with the logo and site name. I'm blanking, though.
What would be a great one-liner that really sums up the theme park experience for theme park insiders? I suspect that it should be a touch snarky, but ultimately enthusiastic (kinda like, well, all of us around here).
I'm taking suggestions in the responses. Winner will get one of the shirts, too. Thanks!
Posted April 5, 2011 at 9:38 AM
Theme Park Insider:
No Height Limit Required
Theme Park Insider:
You must be this much of an Insider to Ride
Theme Park Insider:
Your Back Door Pass to the Theme Park Industry
Well, that's what I have.
Posted April 5, 2011 at 10:41 AM
A wealth of knowledge if you can catch me
Theme Park Insider
You are here X
Theme Park Insider
All of the information without the customer service
Theme Park Insider
Follow me
Theme Park Insider
Follow me, I know what I am doing
Theme Park Insider
I was on ten rides before you were even awake
Theme Park Insider
Battling bad theme park experiences
Theme Park Insider
A bad day is now your own fault
Theme Park Insider
You have been warned
Theme Park Insider
Any questions?
Theme Park Insider
Ask if you want to be ridiculed
Theme Park Insider
I know better
Theme Park Insider
Move aside, coming through
Theme Park Insider
Yes, I probably used to work here
Theme Park Insider
Getting much more out of my vacation
Theme Park Insider
Getting much more out of my vacation than you
Theme Park Insider
Try to keep up, ok?
Theme Park Insider
Yes, I know what a Fast Pass is.
Theme Park Insider
Yes, I can probably answer your stupid question
Theme Park Insider
Undercover cast member
Theme Park Insider
Treat me well, I have many followers
Theme Park Insider
Don’t get me started
Theme Park Insider
I know way too much about this place
Theme Park Insider
Unofficial Tour Guide
Theme Park Insider + Smart Phone =
A great way to spend your queue time
Theme Park Insider
Knowledge is Power
Posted April 5, 2011 at 10:35 AM
The Thrills Await...
Fun...Thrills...Excitement
Live Life...
Don't Look Down...
Your E Ticket to Fun...
Keep your eyes open...
Posted April 5, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Best Strategy for this theme park: $1
Theme Park Insider
Questions Answered: $1
Theme Park Insider
Yes, you really are missing out.
Theme Park Insider
What we do when the rides/parks are closed
Theme Park Insider
The Guru is IN
Theme Park Insider
Directing the lost since: 1999
Theme Park Insider
More than just being able to read the park map
Visit Theme Park Insider
Robert needs to be able to buy his kids a pony
I am a Theme Park Insider
which does make me better than you
Posted April 5, 2011 at 12:03 PM
Oh and Rob you should make some shirts that everyone can buy, kind of like the ones that say "You know you are a blank if" or "Best Ways to Enjoy a Theme Park" and list that list you posted a couple weeks ago about how NOT to have fun. I would pay money for one of those and wear it proudly with a TPI logo on it!
You know you are a TPI if:
You are at Rope Drop
You can ride every ride in the park before lunch
You know what "fill in the blank here" is (Kind of like a secret path or area in a park. Kind of like The Alice in Wonderland BLVD between Space Mountain and the old ToonTown
.... Thats all I got right now, anyone want to add?
Posted April 5, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Theme Park Insider
Get the Know Before You Go
Posted April 5, 2011 at 1:09 PM
- You have driven over 1000 miles for 3 roller coasters and a funnel cake.
- You know what a B&M, Vekoma and Intamin are.
- You haven't been to your local amusement park for years but have been to 10 out of state amusement parks.
- You know how long it takes to run from the lighthouse to the Dragon Challenge roller coaster
- You will only leave the park after it has been closed for more than 45 minutes
- You have ever taken a picture of rust or peeling paint
- You know who Dick Kinzel, Joel Manby, Pat Koch, and Angus Wynne are.
Posted April 5, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Unofficial Ride Inspector
Theme Park Insider
Unofficial Ride Tester
Theme Park Insider
Queue/Line Enforcement Agent
Theme Park Insider
Working hard for the amusement of humanity
Theme Park Insider
Yes, I noticed the paint was peeling...it’s my job.
Theme Park Insider
Pull up a chair...your answer is going to take some time
Theme Park Insider
You might want to take some notes
Theme Park Insider
In 100,000 more rides, I get an official name tag to go with my t-shirt!
Theme Park Insider
I don't live here...it just seems like I do
Theme Park Insider
The reality check for Fantasy Land
Posted April 5, 2011 at 1:32 PM
Posted April 5, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Posted April 5, 2011 at 1:56 PM
.......Rider
Duh! "Theme Park Insider" Winning
Theme Park Insider
any Questions?
Theme Park Insider
get the most from your day
Posted April 5, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Been to every park and all I got was this T-shirt
people will do anything for a free T-Shirt...haha
Posted April 5, 2011 at 2:16 PM
If you have:
"You have taken more pictures of attractions than family
Tried to make Butterbeer or churros at home." –Borrowed from the Team TPI article
Posted April 5, 2011 at 2:15 PM
Queue lines are our business
Consumers educating consumers
We know how to ride
Where big kids refuse to grow up
Not for the faint of heart
Got rides?
Owning ponchos has never been so cool
Wearing fanny packs since 1999
Storming midways since 1999
We ♥ turnstiles
Posted April 5, 2011 at 2:40 PM
My knowlege is my fast pass
Theme Park Insider
We don't wait in line
Theme Park Insider
I'm right your wrong
Theme Park Insider
Click, click, click
Theme Park Insider
It's not all about the mouse
Theme Park Insider
Why wait when you can ride
Posted April 5, 2011 at 2:56 PM
It’s like Glee Club but different…completely different
Theme Park Insider
Tested on 100% free range vegetarians
Theme Park Insider
Better than a swift kick to the knee
Theme Park Insider
Much better than news or politics on the Internet
Theme Park Insider
Reviews! Contests! Sarcasm! Oh, My!
Theme Park Insider
Safer than an angry bunny
Theme Park Insider
More lovable than a 7ft tall rodent owned by a very litigious company intent on protecting their copyrights
Theme Park Insider
More exciting than wood chipper and a bucket of chipmunks
Posted April 5, 2011 at 5:24 PM
Imagineer-In-Training
It Was Better When I Didn't Know
LIM FTW!
Did the morning come too early or was the night not long enough?
All your friends are doing it...
Because Life Was Never Meant To Be Painless
I'm That Guy!
The Grass Is Always Greener On The INSIDE
I Can Sense Your Fear
We Do Coasters Right
Seriously, another Boomerang?!?
Posted April 5, 2011 at 6:49 PM
We know it all!
Theme Park Insider
Preventing Bad Vacations
Theme Park Insider
We know ALL the Secrets!
Theme Park Insider
For the Best Park Experience!
Theme Park Insider
Attractions Specialist
Theme Park Insider
Yes, I know where I'm going!
Theme Park Insider
Follow Me to Fun!
Theme Park Insider
All the Tips in One Website!
Theme Park Insider
Not for the Weak!
Shall think up more later!
Posted April 5, 2011 at 6:56 PM
The theme park insider t-shirt slogan should be THEME PARK INSIDER TRUE FANS VISIT THIS SITE
Something like that would be pretty cool
Posted April 5, 2011 at 7:50 PM
Posted April 5, 2011 at 8:56 PM
"I don't know what I'm in line for, but whatever it is, I'm first!"
Theme Park Insider:
I bet you think eating at noon is a good idea
Theme Park Insider:
I wouldn't ride that if I was you
Theme Park Insider:
Because Theme Park Commandos need Intelligence
Posted April 6, 2011 at 12:29 AM
Ask me how to get the most out of your day.
Theme Park Insider
Knowing all since the dawn of the Internet...
Theme Park Insider
Talk a walk on the inside!
Posted April 6, 2011 at 1:44 AM
Get The Drop
Posted April 6, 2011 at 2:31 AM
Theme Park Insider - Rating You!
Theme Park Insider - winner of Theme Park Insider's Best Website tournament
Those are not funny :-(
But what better way to spend a day at work than thinking of suggestions for this and trying to redeem myself!
Posted April 6, 2011 at 2:33 AM
Posted April 6, 2011 at 2:48 AM
Theme Park Insider: Attention Oncoming Riders!
Posted April 6, 2011 at 5:12 AM
Your,Parks,Your World, Your Entertainment
Discover
Be Excited
Posted April 6, 2011 at 7:10 AM
Take a Ride with us…
Free admission, ride all day..
Theme Park Insider:
Some many rides, so little time.. Be informed next time.
Posted April 6, 2011 at 5:55 AM
Posted April 6, 2011 at 6:31 AM
Viagra for the premature theme park visitor
Theme Park Insider
We're on the 4 hour strategy plan!
Posted April 6, 2011 at 6:09 AM
Posted April 6, 2011 at 7:16 AM
The happiest place online
Posted April 6, 2011 at 7:54 AM
A couple of mine, sorry if these are duplicates, I didn't have time to read everyone's.
"Your theme park vacation starts here!"
"You have the questions, we have the experts"
"A hundred parks, a million tips"
"Don't stress, let the insiders help"
"Your guide to the magic and fun!"
Posted April 6, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Defending the dance club rights of oppressed, duct taped, Abominable Snowmen everywhere.
Posted April 6, 2011 at 10:59 AM
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Ride with us or ride alone
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Only frozen smiles allowed
Posted April 6, 2011 at 11:10 AM
<-I'm with Goofy
Posted April 6, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Posted April 6, 2011 at 2:30 PM
"Proud Sponsors of the 2011 'So you think your Yeti can dance?' competition"
"The First Choice in Theme Park Planning" - Retired Jungle Cruise Operators Local 126
"I rode Jungle Cruise 1500 times and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" -TH
Posted April 6, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Posted April 6, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Daniel KILLS IT!
Posted April 6, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Posted April 6, 2011 at 6:09 PM
ThemeParkInsider.com
Your Fastpass for a Better Vacation!
ThemeParkInsider.com
Your Fastpass to a Better Vacation!
ThemeParkInsider.com
Now You Know!
ThemeParkInsider.com
For People who wonder where they can get a Fastpass for any Que they see outside of a Theme Park.
Posted April 6, 2011 at 6:25 PM
Posted April 6, 2011 at 6:34 PM
We Don't Need No Stinking FastPasses!
Posted April 6, 2011 at 7:14 PM
The Action Starts Here!!!!!!
or
Theme Park Insider.com
The Thrills Start Here!!!!!!
Posted April 6, 2011 at 7:46 PM
RN (wait you have the same initials as Nixon?) count me in for at least a half-dozen -- one of which will be worn (and photographed) in front of Cindy's, the ball, the hat, the tree and every day at IAAPA 2011.
Posted April 6, 2011 at 8:38 PM
Your Insider to Fun!
Theme Park Insider
Your Log Flume of Fun
Theme Park Insider
Splashdown to Fun
Posted April 7, 2011 at 5:11 AM
Posted April 7, 2011 at 5:57 AM
Nice….
Posted April 7, 2011 at 6:04 AM
Posted April 7, 2011 at 7:09 AM
Theme Park Insider
We Are Not Responsible for the Content Posted on the Discussion boards
Posted April 7, 2011 at 7:29 AM
Theme Park Insider
Getting smarter one park at time
Theme Park Insider
"I cannot tell a lie" (yeah, that was a Nixon joke)
Theme Park Insider
I'm not here for me, I'm here for you
Theme Park Insider
On location
Theme Park Insider
Spy
Theme Park Insider
Secret Operative
Theme Park Insider
Intelligence Gatherer....try to look smart...
Theme Park Insider
On the ground intelligence gatherer...our secret spy satellite is in the shop
Theme Park Insider
Never pay $4 for water ever again
Theme Park Insider
Yes, I am recording this conversation
Theme Park Insider
Taking the "I" out of idiot
Theme Park Insider
The provocateur of good theme park experiences
Theme Park Insider
I know exactly what to do here....do you?
Theme Park Insider
I love the smell of peeling paint
Theme Park Insider
Can you smell the fun?
Theme Park Insider
Setting up surveillance...getting the scoop...
Theme Park Insider
Life is too short to do this wrong
Theme Park Insider
Squeezing every dime out of the entrance fee
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Learning from your bad example
Theme Park Insider
Official Front of the Line Pass
((I don't think it will work very well...Although it might...it would be fun to try it out))
Theme Park Insider
We are all around you...I am just the diversion
Theme Park Insider
Profiteer
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Putting the "Art" back in "Smart"
Posted April 7, 2011 at 7:53 AM
Posted April 7, 2011 at 3:56 PM
Make Me Happy
(It's Best For Everyone)
Posted April 7, 2011 at 8:08 PM
The only thing I beg is that you get youth sizes!
*Is a 4'8'' 100pound 20 year old* PLEASE!! =)
Posted April 8, 2011 at 5:18 AM
Your Acess to any park, at any time.
Posted April 8, 2011 at 6:21 AM
Get the "Know" before you go..
Posted April 8, 2011 at 1:30 PM
FWIW, I also loved "happiest place online," but that has a bit of a complicated trademark background, so I left it out of the running. (Disney registered the mark, then abandoned it, and now it's listed as dead. But Disney's used it in commerce in the past.)
