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Jungle Cruise

Theme Park Insider Reader Rating: 7 out of 10

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Climb aboard a tramp steamer inspired by the movie The African Queen for a cruise down the rivers of Asia, Africa, and South America. Your skipper will point out the animatronic “wildlife" along the way, while treating you to his spiel of pun-laden jokes.

The Jungle Cruise is as good as your skipper makes it. Several comics and Disney executives (including comedian Steve Martin and Pixar chief John Lasseter) got their start as skippers on Disneyland’s Jungle Cruise. A great skipper, with fun jokes and the right delivery, can make a visit to the Jungle Cruise as much fun as a visit to a comedy club. A weak skipper, though, can have you noticing just how robotic some of those animals look.


In my opinion, it should be taken out and replaced with Indiana Jones.
Jungle Cruise is a classic! It'll make you laugh and it's a great way to get off your feet. Although a little dated, it has some interesting features that you won't want to miss. For me it's not a "must-do" attraction, but if the line is short, why not? But in my past experiences, the line is practically always long, which is frustrating. The boat ride is pretty lengthy, so make sure you have time. So a fun, entertaining, slow boat ride that will make you laugh!
Overall - 7.5/10
Welcome to the Jungle! We got fun and games, and yellow fever, and malaria, and hippos. Oh my. This WDW Classic is sure to bring smiles to everyone in the family, as well as adventure, excitement, and yes ladies, even romance. I would give this attraction a 10/10, however since the Jungle Navigation Co. thinks it could do better without Pygmies, I rate it an 8. (Hint hint WDW execs, want a better rating, feed a starving former skip! That is all.)
It's fun and relaxing, a nice diversion from the clutter and crowding of the Magic Kingdom. The animatronics aren't too lifelike and they've gone off a bit in terms of motion, but the real attraction here is the comedic narration provided by the skippers. If you're a fan of dry humor and lampooning kitschy old rides, this is for you. If you're not, then I'd still say give it a try. The jokes are so corny that you can't help but laugh, and this ride is historically significant as well.
This classic was designed by Walt Disney himself, and it holds up relatively well today. Another good place to take a cool break, floating down the Nile, Mekong, Congo and Amazon rivers is surprisingly immersive (and shaded). It should, however, be noted that the line is often very long- but it is a FastPass Plus attraction.
The Jungle Cruise combines classic audio-animatronics and the dry-cheesy humor that defines Disney. The jokes aren't always great, but this is definetly something to do for first time visitors.
Eh, I like it but it's getting old. I can see a nice Indiana Jones thrill ride right there !

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